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@xinwendiaocha This is cool as shit! Credit to Elon for recognizing and capturing the moment. This was a monumental occasion and it appears both sides stepped up!

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@alexchristy17 Back when he was on NBC after Carson... Those were the dope shows. Dave was at his best at that time. Everything else, he's sorta mainstream too much, or at least the production was.

David Letterman tells Stephen Colbert, "I will say, and I have every right to be pissed off so I will be pissed off a little bit—because this theater, you folks wouldn’t be in this theater if it weren't for me and Stephen wouldn't be here if it weren't for me and we rebuilt this theater and then Stephen came and I look at this—it's like the Bellagio, but listen, what is wrong here?" and then says "As we all understand you can take a man's show but you can't take a man's voice, so that's the good news." (1/2)

@HistorianUSA1 Microburst storm destroys her booth? 😂 And she's crying about it? And she needs her dad to pump her up? Because she has kids? Goddamn what a loser POS. I wonder what kind of excuses and blame she uses to get by in life...

She quit her teaching job to chase her dream as a full-time artist. First art festival ever: Day 1 she makes $78. Day 2: $240. Day 3, a microburst storm hits and destroys her entire booth… on Mother’s Day. She looks straight into the camera, voice cracking, and says she feels like a total idiot and never wants to do this again. Then her dad tells her: your kids saw everything that happened. They need to see you try again. Pure heartbreak and quiet courage. Keep trying, mix it up a bit, and you’ll get there.

@QueenAnticommie I'd spit on the ground, tell them to fxck off, turn around and leave! 👿

I agree with this! If you can’t afford a tip, stay home

@GiaMMacool Blue collar guys are dumb. If they weren't, they'd be using their head to make a living. They make terrible life decisions including catastrophic financial decisions. He probably doesn't even know simple algebra. Yes, you have to manage the bank accounts. That's high maintenance!

They tell you marrying a blue collar man means a low-maintenance, cheap life. Nawhhhh. Don’t let them fool you. These men have EXPENSIVE taste. He’ll complain your $40 pedicure is too much… then drop $2,000 on a prepped kit without blinking. And don’t even think about borrowing his tools. He cleans them with surgeon precision. Blue collar men aren’t “simple.” But they’re hella hot because they have a perfect tool to fix everything.

@StepbackSam @Hoopss He's not leading his team or making them better...😳

@LemonadeScience @Hoopss he just came off a 33.5 ppg, 7.7 rpg, and 8.3 assists in incredible efficiency while averaging over a steal and a half and being in best shape he’s been since his 1st year in the NBA…what in the hell are you going on about man.

—Legal trouble with his mom in 2022. —In 2024, he fell short in the NBA Finals. —In 2025, he lost his team and the city he called home. —In 2026, his wife reportedly left him. —He may lose custody of his daughters, half his fortune, and even his dogs. —Now he’s being criticized for being injured and unable to help his team in the playoffs. Imagine reaching the top of the basketball world, only to come home to silence. No wife. No kids. Not even family beside you. 💔 Stay strong, Luka. ❤️

@StepbackSam @Hoopss I mean, he was on track to becoming the greatest at one point. Maybe he peaked too early and just isn't that into it anymore. He's been playing pro since he was a 16, so that's fair.

@LemonadeScience @Hoopss what a horrendous take

@MickmickNYC Dude he's way too old. Give the man a break. All of our politicians are too old anyways!

Michael Bloomberg and Diana Taylor arrived at the ballet gala tonight when a photographer started begging him to run for mayor again 😭 “We need you back… we’d vote for you” Bloomberg’s response: “You’re on your own” 👀😂

@primetateHQ @Cobratate Will be eaten to shreds in LA guaranteed! It's a totally different game here. Money doesn't impress. You need to be the next thing. Being cool here means so much more than just money, unless he wants to be like a Kardashian.😂 If so, then go ahead! 🤣

🚨🇺🇸 JUST IN: Andrew Tate goes on a rant about how much he loves Los Angeles and says he’s considering moving there: “Bro, this is where I belong, I love it here. I might move to LA.”

@merahku20 That's gross as shxt... 😩😩😩

Put meal in olive oil. I learned this trick at a five-star steakhouse

@LRHN_Cash Ok first, he's 20... he's just a dumbass kid! 125lbs? Is he really a male, or is he a skinny girl? Possession of drugs? Look at his eyes... Massive loser! What socially redeemable quality does this punk kid have? Ladies?! 😳

Man mug shot is going viral. Women are willing to bond him out. Braylon Howard Age: 20 Sex: Male Race: Black Height: 5'08" Weight: 125 lbs Booking Date: 05/07/2026 00:22:00 Arresting Agency: BEAUMONT PD Description: POSS DANGEROUS DRUG Degree Code: MA Bond Amount: $3,500.00

@Alt_Azn Who can't relate to this dude? Although I disagree with his methods, I more than understand his motivation. The thought crosses everyone's minds... He just fxcked up and actually did it. Crazy old man...

Chung Kim of Dallas TX had Section 8 upstairs neighbors who routinely swept dog shit and diapers onto his balcony. He complained to the HOA with no results. He woke up one morning to find more dog shit so he got his gun and shot them both in the spine and head. He got a life sentence. Funny how him “having a bad day” or his mental state didn’t come into play. More two tiered justice.

@AugustusBenle Maybe he cheated on her. The reasons could be many. At least his kids' mom won't be poor. It also could've been much much worse financially.

>30 something poor Virginia boy >Married with two kids >No career >No prospects >Commits to creating a music career out of nothing >Makes millions overnight >Wife divorces him and gets half of his newfound wealth

@Ford_Nick That's what you call an oxymoron. 😂 It doesn't exist! 🤣

Serious question: what do you do with leftover steaks?

@DearS_o_n I remember him. I was a hardcore Laker fan back from Showtime to when he retired really. He was a tool from day one. But I went to the Championship parade. Watched every game one season. Pretty much followed his career. Then he became a cool guy after retirement. A tragic end...

Kobe Bryant died 6 years ago. People forgot about him after just a week since he was gone. And he was a basketball legend. You're literally a nobody. Realize no one cares if you live or die. So live your life the way you want anyway. Take risks so you don't live in regret.

@7cecee Nothing comparable really. Your mouth, your hands, sex toy, all can make your man cum. But when you're raw dogging a hot and wet pussy, it's one of the best feelings in the world! Off course it depends on the guy too. Some guys just aren't that into it...

Men how does it feel?? Be honest!!

@newstart_2024 Sting used to be a teacher. He's obviously big on teaching, and knows the full benefits of an education and experience, and what it can do for you. The confidence gained is immeasurable...

Sting dropped some real wisdom in his CBS Sunday Morning interview: He’s got the houses, the money, the rockstar life — but he’s telling his kids straight: none of it’s coming to you. “I think the worst thing you can do to a kid is say you don’t have to work,” he said. He sees it as a form of abuse. All his kids have that extraordinary work ethic, and he wants them to keep it. “I’m paying for your education, you’ve got shoes on your feet — now go to work.” Not cruel. Kind. A deep trust that they’ll make their own way. And when asked if they ever tell him to slow down and enjoy his wealth? “Not to my face,” he laughed. In a world obsessed with shortcuts, trust funds, and “passive income,” Sting reminds us that real confidence and character come from earning your keep. Handing everything over can quietly rob the next generation of the very fire that made you successful. I’ve seen this play out in my own life — watching how grinding through challenges built something no money could buy. The discipline and pride that comes from real work hits different. What about you — do you think parents should leave big inheritances to their kids, or is Sting right that making them earn it is the greater act of love?

@SeeRacists Simple, she pushed him over the edge and he lost it... Probabaly said some calculated vile shit while he was down. I mean, what else could it possibly be?

🚨 A wealthy Houston restaurateur just murdered his pregnant wife and their two small children before killing himself in one of the city’s most exclusive neighborhoods. This wasn’t some random act of violence. It was a calculated, cold-blooded family annihilation inside a $1.2 million River Oaks mansion. How does someone go from being named Houston Restaurateur of the Year to executing his entire family? This is the kind of evil that makes you question everything about the people we think we know. What the hell drives a man to do something this monstrous? Drop your thoughts below 👇

@jimbles1552616 @Watchman_motto Right...😂😂😂

@Watchman_motto Nothing… that area looks exactly the same now.

Seriously what happened to California?