Leon Rothera

A few basic Christmas Dinner tips to help you save time, from yours truly 🎄

@TfL 3 hears ago we leased an electric van for work so we could drive through the congestion zone. Little did we know we were being fined every for entries cus we hadn’t registered it! Our leasers @alphabetGB have been appealing 7k of fines for 18 months with no response! Help!

@lottyburns Do you have kids?

You know what I've decided? My kid is having the bare minimum amount of toys. Not 'horrible parents' amount - but seeing rooms overrun by plastic tat stresses me out. Like, 2 teddies are enough, right? No-one needs more than that!

@Hungry_Romantic Haha. Love this tip!

I interviewed my Gran a few months before she died. “What do you want me to talk about? Dying?!” No, I said, living! I now have 2 hours of recorded convo & one of my fave bits is when I ask her for a ‘hard-earned life lesson’ & she says “always salt your tomatoes!!” 🤣 Noted Gran

@LiamcBakes My big sister babysat us younger ones one evening and said we could stay up and watch TV but she got to eat the entire Vienetta to herself. Ptsd.

Fact

Well there we are🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈💚

@emmagannon My house smells like orchard fruits, sea breeze and fresh linen 24/7.

Anyone else burning their nicest candles during all of this? Because what were we saving them for?

@LiamcBakes I think they are..Listen to Dessert Island Crisps podcast for more killer crisp based conundrums.

Are nik naks crisps?

People are genuinely saying its ANTIFA or Biden supporters in disguise. Seriously man, put your tin foil hat on, burn your mask and go and find the edge of the earth, you mouth breathing fuck knuckles.

@mrjamesob People are genuinely saying its ANTIFA or Biden supporters in disguise. Seriously man, put your tin foil hat on, burn your mask and go and find the edge of the earth, you mouth breathing fuck knuckles.

Oh come on, champ, you've got to do better than this. Hands up anyone else here who pays people to sing Trump's praises & defend his supporters...

@JarelleFrancis When’s Tyson Fury’s next scuffle?? 😂

@LeonRothera A scuffle is me and you fighting over the last can at a house party 😂

Black people could never...

I was genuinely excited to see the morons have a mental break down and show that they’re nothing more than neanderthals. The icing on the big dog shit cake.

Can we use the f-word yet? Is there anything about what's happening now that doesn't tick every single box in the fascist playbook? Or will you all book a Spectator columnist tomorrow to explain all the 'legitimate concerns'?

@realDonaldTrump Were Russia involved?

He only won in the eyes of the FAKE NEWS MEDIA. I concede NOTHING! We have a long way to go. This was a RIGGED ELECTION!

@LiamcBakes Better than texting 👌🏼

I love a good voice note you know

If this was an African or Middle Eastern nation Britain would have denounced by now! Instead Brexit Britain has all their eggs in one basket, and must remain sycophantic to corruption and immorality. Both US/U.K. need to reshape their “democracies” with fair voting systems.

@JarelleFrancis Here here!

@JarelleFrancis Hahahahha. I told Sarah she needs to buck up her ideas or I’m marrying the stranger.

@LeonRothera You got her number?

Card was declined at the checkout in Tesco. As I fumbled to transfer money a lady behind me in the queue leant over and said ‘do you want me to cover that for you? It’s ok, I’ve been there too’. I politely declined and waited for the transfer. It was £95 😳❤️