Leonard Ray

@keithedwards Those are front and back views.

BREAKING: Leaked photos from within the offices of Shalom Baranes, the architects hired by Trump to destroy the East Wing, reveal that Trump is now considering destroying the West Wing.

@HazelAppleyard Just cover with laminate

This must be an absolute nightmare to get rid of.

@OrinKerr And when you run out of law- there is always comparative law. Or equity - for when the law runs out.

I have no interest in starting a law school center, but if I did, I would like to name it the "Center for Law and More Law."

We need more cutting-edge intradisciplinary scholarship.

@matthackster @SaysSimulation If you look closely at a cart you can read all the bar codes and then look up the prices by hacking into the store computer. Or it was made up.

@SaysSimulation How would she pay for groceries after she left, for a cart that hadn't been scanned, without leaving a card or other way to pay? How would it have happened by mistake?

Speaking of little old ladies, we just had a Christmas incident with one. My wife had bought $300+ in groceries for our family. But they wouldn't take her money, there was a $0 balance as the little old lady in line before her had already paid it. My wife was horrified. 1/

@ztisdale If you want to go by continental plate boundaries then China is in Europe.

I am just now learning that some Europeans mistakenly think Greenland is apart of Europe. Lol, no. Greenland is in North America. Literally. 😅

@johnkonrad Ok if you spent your youth building models of Iowa class BATTLESHIPS You would know a guided missile cruiser when you saw one.

Come on, Dems. be honest. Deep down, isn’t there at least a tiny seedling-sized trace of testosterone left in your brain that looks at this BATTLESHIP video and thinks: “…okay, yeah, that’s kinda awesome” Be honest…

@frogs4girls 2003

when was the last time the US fought against an actual military in a ground invasion like this genuinely asking

@JamesSurowiecki Original sin

Someone who is born in the US has, obviously, not broken any law.

@4thOfJuly365 China

The South and it's not even close.

@awstar11 Depends on the constitution. Many state constitutions include a right to education.

The Constitution does not afford positive rights.

@SandyofCthulhu He was a refugee in Egypt

Jesus was thoroughly documented and legal. He was born in the town his parents were literally told to go register for taxes.

@scandaels Got a hacksaw?

@4thOfJuly365 If they are dumping the drugs for fear of being arrested with them- then the mission has succeeded in disrupting their supply run - without blowing them up. This video shows that blowing them up is gratuitous murder.

What are the narco terrorists dumping over the side of the boat? Wrong answers only.

@KurtSchlichter You are both probably vaccinated for measles. So chill.

I’m not going to die of measles because I’m not an illegal alien from some Third World hell who brings diseases into America

@WadeMiller That is not what jurisdiction means.

“The provision is, that 'all persons born in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the States wherein they reside.' That means 'subject to the complete jurisdiction thereof.' ... What do we mean by 'complete jurisdiction thereof?' Not owing allegiance to anybody else.” Someone who is a subject of a foreign country isn’t subject to the complete jurisdiction of the United States.

@Arcfunmi If you know so much about Americans, you should know that these are called pools not ponds.

Would YOU swim in it?

@CameronCorduroy Don’t be silly. Any president who tried that would be impeached and removed by Congress. Right?

the conclusion at the end of the Roberts tunnel is that the President is allowed to dissolve the United States federal government if he wants to (so long as his name is Donald Trump)

@Chicago1Ray @RandPaul More video showing how to interdict drug traffic legally. There is no excuse to murder these people.

Just some fishermen in the Caribbean 🚨 What do you think @RandPaul is gonna say when he sees this.. he's tagged... there's only one way to find out...so you know what to do

@JohnnyFDK Learning to shift with the left hand will take a minute.

For all those excited for the $14,000 Toyota Hilux Champ coming to America… I got some bad news for you. First off it won’t be $14k especially after all of the mandatory emissions and safety features. But even if it was, most of you won’t fit. I’m a big boy, I know, but I can still squeeze in. The people is, even at 5’10” my legs are already too long to operate the brakes and clutch comfortably. So Women and Short Kings for the win on this one. But for you big ass country folk saying you’d buy one, your ass ain’t fitting. 🇺🇸

@rainstormblue M+P=200 M-P=170 M=170+P 170+P+P=200 2P=30 P=15

i have a PhD in maths from the university of cambridge and i can’t solve this