LethalBarracuda

That should do it!

"PLEASE BATMAN, I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ON ARKHAM’S FRONT LAWN!"

Massie/Kiriakou 2028

I choose... EVROPA.

i had this realization when he made a new political compass because the old one was “functionally obsolete” (what else is new?)

Congratulations to US Navy SEAL Ed Gallrein for defeating anti-Israel incumbent Thomas Massie! Pro-Israel Americans are proud to back candidates who support a strong 🇺🇸🇮🇱 alliance and help defeat those who work to undermine it. Being pro-Israel is good policy and good politics!

I will be supporting my Twitter mutual in his primary today

You want a house? Cool, cool. When are you gonna give up your $1,500 smartphone that you buy the new version of every year or so? When are you cancelling all your subscription services? When are you giving up Uber, and UberEats? When are you going to stop buying a $7 "coffee" every morning, sometimes twice a day or more? When are you going to do without a weeklong (or longer) vacation at least once each year to some exotic locale? When are you gonna sell your brand-new car, buy a beater, and drive it until the wheels fall off instead of trading in every 3-5 years? When are you gonna stop going clubbing every weekend? When are you gonna let go of your $100/week or more booze/weed habit? When are you gonna quit eating out almost exclusively? You're not? You don't really want a house.