the nooticer 🧐

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Small Street is a low hanging fruit, the real devil is Berea, Yeoville, End Street and Hillbrow

As someone whose country is still reckoning with institutions weakened by state capture, it’s so clear that America is in for the bumpiest ride AFTER this administration. Changing an administration is actually the easy bit, fixing damage to institutions??! Not so much.

Rival fans saying Manchester City fans will return to their “original clubs” when Pep Guardiola leaves. We were City fans before he came, we are City fans while he’s here, and we’ll still be City fans when he leaves, forever and always.

This performance is actually funny because why did it take threats of violence to treat your citizens with a bit more respect and better support? What about those suffering in the country currently that didn’t leave? Smh

An average teller at Shoprite earning R72 000 per year, would have to work 1 200 years to earn what Shoprite’s CEO earns in just 1 year (R87 million).

Mind you, Creed itself is a spinoff of the Rocky movie series which was about a white Italian man. What are we even talking about here?

Played pep 3x this season and didn't win a single game, didn't even have a lead in any of those games

The difference between Pep and Sir Alex is that Pep did not only transform football as a manager, he produced protégés that turned into men, to take over from where he stopped, if he ever stops. See him telling Arsenal to stick with Mikel Arteta 5 years ago. He gave Bayern Munich a go ahead to appoint Vincent Kompany after Uli Hoeneß called him. Maresca also interned with him, and has already won the championship, conference league and club World Cup. Arteta interned with him also and has won the premier league and FA Cup. Xavi & Xavi Alonso have both spoken of how much they learned while playing for Pep, both have league titles, the influence Pep has is crazy. Did you read recently where a League One coach was talking about how Pep has influenced them? I don’t think Sir Alex left such legacy or possess such influence. In fact, when talking about influence, Marcelo Bielsa will even be ahead of Sir Alex (read about his history and coaches he’s tutored, including pep himself). This is not in any way a disrespect to Sir Alex because I’m sure some folks will take this out of context. There are existing arguments on who the greatest manager is, and this is me setting Pep apart from the rest. He’s the GOAT.

Foreigner are busy calling native South Africans “these people” while making demands to our Government 😅 South Africa is not a real place man.

Not the ending we hoped for, but we’ll use this feeling the right way next season. To every City fan who travelled with us this season, thank you 🙏🏻 Congrats to Arsenal for the title.

I sometimes have a problem with this Gift of the Givers, because tell me why are they are circumventing government decisions?(The Police said they must go!) to make them comfortable. They are playing right into the hands of these foreigners. 🤬

Imagine having no clue who skeletor is or what Masters of the universe is, and seeing this outside your bedroom window

People are dunking on this as if improvised cost-effective combat solutions wasn’t how Vietnam rendered the US army ineffective

during my time in Taiwan, I carried an Alien Resident Certificate (ARC) that documented my purpose of residence, address, employment, and personal details, making it straightforward for authorities to verify who I am and my status. Taiwan, China, South Korea and other countries systems requires migrants to report to police within 24 hours of international travel and re-register any address changes. I also underwent qualification authentication, police clearance, and medical screening. This raises an important question: How do we track migrants in South Africa? Do we know where they live or what they do? Why can't we implement similar accountability measures, mandatory reporting for international travel, address registration updates, and rigorous vetting processes including qualification verification, police clearance, and medical tests? A transparent, well-documented migration system strengthens both security and integration.

There was a 6 year old trending, taking care of her grandmother just a few days ago, they didn’t flinch but it’s illegal immigrants making demands at a police station instead of their embassy and they run to give them food and TLC???

Thank you, Bernardo 🩵

You’ll never win four in a row 🏆🏆🏆🏆

1st title in a billion years is no flex 😂 ask Liverpool. The best you can do is celebrate it you can’t rub it in anyone’s face.

Your African brothers will stop at nothing to annihilate you and take over your country but you guys are wasting your big English defending them on the internet