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@gregbagwell Without the FRI that was promised to RAF Techs, we will be screwed. The head shed over promised and under delivered when they said this time last year we would have it by April 24

16/ The training and retention of maintainers is probably even more critical, and terms and conditions of service will be the key to getting that right in future. Deployment cycles need to be sensitive to the pressure they put on a small force.

A UK F35 myth-busting 🧵1/17 - just in case you get your information from other, less reputable sources 😉.

Standing in the queue at the Post Office makes time feel likes it’s standing still. Got to be a better way of doing this.

#OTD in 1999, Oliver Reed died during the filming of Gladiator. He had consumed 8 pints, 12 shots of rum, half a bottle of whisky, and cognac after challenging sailors from HMS Cumberland to a drinking contest. He then defeated several sailors in armwrestling before collapsing.

@WatkinsDyf32426 @Foxy2Para Capita don’t run RAF recruitment

@Foxy2Para Mostly now online, haven't seen a recruiting team in ages on the ground, went tits up after Capita took over.

No wonder recruiting is down the pan these days, rang to see if the RAF careers office was open to take the boy for a chat today and you can’t just walk in anymore. Have to book an appointment! If people can’t just walk through the door to speak about it then they’re gonna lose interest!

Officer wives have written to the Telegraph and looks like new beard policy has been binned

@joannasbarlow @Strava Worst feature ever

Hey @o2 just a quick note to say how useless your customer service is. How is it this deal is online… but not available on your ONLINE app? Switching to a new provider now 👌

@Amy_Leahw @Dreams_Beds Shocking worst bed we’ve ever shagged in.

. @Dreams_Beds Absolutely horrendous service. Will never ever use them again.

Cyclists of Twitter. Please share this event which is raising money for a great cause, in memory of a great #Veteran who sadly lost his battle with #PTSD last year. @UKCycleChat @UkTriChat @cyclingweekly @220Triathlon

Well, if I couldn’t win, I thought I might as well try and help an old mate out. Call it an early retirement pressie @MarkCavendish 🤣 Chapeau mate 👌 #Giro

@Amy_Leahw @TadhgHickey Fucking hell

@TadhgHickey @LewisCooper91 🤣🤣

Royalism is a mental illness.

@gregbagwell Crap serviceability record though. Too complicated compared to the C130.

12. Finally, for those (understandably) lamenting the near retirement of the C130, the A400M is doing exactly the job we bought it for. Carrying more passengers, faster and further than its predecessor. It has roughly twice the capacity of a C130 and almost 2/3rds that of a C17.

A few myth busting thoughts on the UK’s evacuation operation in Sudan: 1. The UK reacted as quickly (if not quicker in some areas) in standing up a evacuation force. 2. It will have to operate for longer and have greater capacity than other Nations with smaller national numbers.

This is very sad news....I'm told the reason the marriage broke up was that she found out her her husband had kids in America dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/arti…

Just heard Bear Grylls on Louis Theroux saying he doesn't call it an 'alarm clock' he calls it an 'opportunity clock' and I think I could use my vagina as sandpaper now

A Prime Minister may fall today. Soak up the history, guys. Days like today only come around every couple of months

This

Fuck me, he’s nailed it. Every word. 👇

@TimMcKenna01 @Shell @BritishCycling I couldn’t believe it when I got the email cheerily announcing the partnership. Seriously off the mark with this one BC!

If you think @Shell are a suitable partner for @BritishCycling, read up on their behaviour in Nigeria. Despite this cynical attempt at greenwashing, they do not give a shit about the environment.

@CadburyUK How did this pass your quality control system? £0.70 and I’ve been done out of half my chocolate bar! #cadburys #chocolate #customerservice

@NicholasEvo Wow that does not feel like a year ago!