Lewis J

When I grow up I want to be just like Jack Grealish in the last 48 hours

@mrlouismoore @The_Kyle_Mann 🤣🤣🤣

@LewyJ9 @The_Kyle_Mann Saved the best until last! 🤣🤣🤣

If the Stranger Things writers wrote Lord of the Rings: GANDALF: OK, so we've got to put the smackdown on this Ring thing. It can only be destroyed - GIMLI: Don't worry - I got this. *hits it with an axe and falls* Ow. GANDALF: - in the fires of Mount Doom. BOROMIR: I just don't get it. Why can't we just fire this bad boy up and use it against Sauron? Boom. Headshot. GANDALF: OK, so, think of Sauron like this Atari. *Clears off pedestal and slaps down an Atari and a copy of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.* GANDALF: Now, if we destroy this copy of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, we might think it's gone forever. But - ELROND: - but Atari still has the source code. GANDALF: Right. *starts drawing on a transparent whiteboard* - But, if we destroy the source code - LEGOLAS: ... the existing copies could be buried in a landfill, and they'd eventually go bad from corrosion. GANDALF: Exactly. Destroy the source code - ELROND: - destroy Sauron. BOROMIR: Great. So how do we destroy this Source Code Ring? It's not like we can just hop on our skateboards and shred into Mordor. LEGOLAS: Hang on though. If we gave the Ring to someone small enough - GIMLI: - Sauron wouldn't be expecting it - ELROND: - and we could chuck it right into the fire while he's busy trippin' over Minas Tirith. GANDALF: - and then - LEGOLAS: - no more E.T. *finger guns* BOROMOR: It sounds crazy, but it just might work. FRODO: Guys, I'm gay.

@GunnerPuls Heinze Di Maria Becks

Only 3 players in football history have played for all 3 of these clubs. If you can guess 2/3 you're a legend 👀🔥 Level: IMPOSSIBLE

We've just released the latest images of the interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS, as observed by eight different spacecraft, satellites, and telescopes. Here's what we've learned about the comet — and how we're studying it across the solar system: go.nasa.gov/4o3hp92

@hop_gary @thomokop208 He must have nudes of Slot mun. Plays like a cunt every week and never gets dropped or subbed

@thomokop208 Im sure in his new contract it says he can't be taken off

@Burton_MUFC @MUFCScoop @footballontnt At City you dull. Back to back home wins

Ruben Amorim achieves back-to-back wins at Old Trafford in the Premier League for the very first time since taking charge of Manchester United. [@footballontnt] #MUFC

The names Wirtz, Florian Wirtz

@muff5 @officialbuds

Someone sign this boy up . Unbelievable talent, would be playing tier 2 easily if it wasn’t for his rugby commitments

🚨THE ALTERNATE KIT IS HERE🚨 Did somebody mention retro?😮‍💨 Your official Alternate kit for the 25/26 season! Thankyou to our sponsors- NCB Roofing division ltd Scents 6 Life Streetwear Also big Thankyou to Direct Print for getting another beauty sorted!

@Lea_EFC Fucking Clamp him!

Just because this shithouse is in a wheelchair doesn’t give him the right to racially abuse ANYONE Ban the fucker for life NOW

@Caspersight @nic_moneypenny x.com/DailyLoud/stat… Seen this?

Hey @nic_moneypenny I spread your message I hope it did it justice 💪😀👍 youtu.be/2oiJRq3c5z4?si…

This new United attack is familiar

@dialmpod @Spotify @ApplePodcasts Would be great if you could teach us all the difference between There, Their and They're as well please lads 👍🏻

Listen on: @Spotify - open.spotify.com/episode/5tWjvb… OR @ApplePodcasts - podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/dia…

𝐃I𝐀L M P𝐎D𝐂A𝐒T! 🎙️ So long Disturbed Pod and hello Dial M Pod! The Holy Trinity return to discuss Merthyr’s pre-season preparations, transfers, the jaw-dropping news of @Ricardorees11 putting pen to paper on a new deal and looking ahead to life in the @NL_Enterprise North.

IT’S THE ONE YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR! Recorded after our owners’ meeting on Thursday, we discuss the “£6m deal” (as reported by @BBCSportWales) offered to @MerthyrTownFC by the FAW to join the Cymru Premier! 🎙️ 📸 @Sameoldsmiths open.spotify.com/episode/5JybT7…

@Burton_MUFC Like a different team after Christmas. I can take losing and drawing etc but only when we show 100% effort. Been a fucking pleasure watching us last few weeks

Look at what this United team are capable of when they show heart and spirit. Get in there!!!

@TGE_LDNM I moved to Switzerland. Trust me, the grass is greener. Lower taxes Higher standard of living. Public Transport 🔥 Safety Work Life Balance All are amazing! The UK has got it so wrong

Which of you lot are leaving the UK this year or left recently, where have you gone & how are you finding it? I’m staying put - roots down. Going nowhere. Interested though in what’s going on with real people rather than guff we see in all forms of the media.

🎙️ | 𝗗 𝗜 𝗦 𝗧 𝗨 𝗥 𝗕 𝗘 𝗗 𝗣 𝗢 𝗗 We’re back for another episode and this week @mdonovan1970 and I are rejoined by everyone’s favourite member of the FAW, @dialm4merthyr! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 We’re talking the table-topping @MerthyrTownFC’s away win at Taunton. open.spotify.com/episode/1C2lJx…

@CBurton_96 @SkySportsPL David May Quinton Fortune Wes Brown

@SkySportsPL #AskAmorim if you could pick three past United legends who you think could excel in your system, who would you pick and why?

Got a question for the Man United boss? 🔴 #AskAmorim in the replies! ⬇