Dutch Frank

@behavingyoupod when are you guys back? Miss my footy chat

@premierleague Ronaldo no good??

Home of the greats. Two more players will be voted into the Premier League Hall of Fame in 2025... 👀🔜

@Shudder_UK Why do you not bother responding to paying customers

From supernatural frights to killer clowns — here’s what’s creeping onto Shudder this August.

@Shudder_UK Why does clown in cornfield say it was streaming june when it wasnt

@historyinmemes Legend

Michael O'Leary, CEO of Ryanair, owns a taxi company called O'Leary Cabs, which operates a single taxi solely used by O'Leary himself so that he can legally travel in bus lanes within Dublin. In 2004, the company made a profit of approximately €500,000.

@CRYPTOGANJER @FabrizioRomano Their in the premiership

@FabrizioRomano Okafor leaving AC Milan for Leeds in the Championship is wild. 🤯 From San Siro and Champions League nights to Tuesday evenings at Rotherham, is this ambition, money, or just a career reset? Genius move for Leeds, but risky for the player. 👀

🚨🟡🔵 EXCL: Noah Okafor, on his way to England as he signs in as new Leeds player later today! ✈️ 4 year contract plus option to extend, fee around €20m to AC Milan. #LUFC

@Lil_Luna_IRLz @KingTank83 @TheCinesthetic He'll probably suggest watching sopranos in his moms basement

@KingTank83 @TheCinesthetic will you kindly suggest a workout routine for me Jon🥹

sydney sweeney via ig📸 x.com/sydneyfilesx/s…

@TheCinesthetic She doesn't need to be doing this surely

@IvankaNews_ Be bonest

@NatashaCL7 That's a shame

This dude left a comment saying I don’t have the same sex appeal as I did a year ago.💀🤣

@DeadlineDayLive @diarioas Same idea as morata did

🚨 Joao Felix wants to stay in Europe despite interest from Brazilian club Flamengo. 🇪🇺 Where do you see him going this summer? 🤔 (Source: @diarioas)

@StadiumThrills @SedomoOgunbiyi @DeadlineDayLive He's out of contract so it was always gonna be free, also madrid did offer 25 mil last year

@SedomoOgunbiyi @DeadlineDayLive 20 mil to TAA compared to 80-90+ mil Liverpool could have asked

🚨 Yes or no - Has Trent Alexander-Arnold made the right decision?

I am a meme and I hate it. I can't ever publicly express my hate for being a meme because assholes would go on about The Streisand Effect and spread it even further.

@J1996_x @fesshole That's what I was thinking

@fesshole Michael Scott???

Boss of a small regional office decided that he liked the idea of everyone staying an extra 10 mins after their shifts to fill in an online form listing five things they did that day. He changed his mind very quickly after just one email from Unite the Union. Join a union.

@FTransferNews I'll put my money away then

Chelsea are NOT looking to sell Enzo Fernández, who is a long-term target for Real Madrid.

@fesshole Depends how big his cock is

Just saw my new boyfriend put salt on his jam toast and now I'm trying to figure out how to end this.

@fesshole Decent joke, which is what this page is becoming known for

Told elderly neighbour my son was a big fan of Minecraft. She looked horrified. Very awkward conversation followed as I claimed it was all good fun and helped develop children's creativity, until it became apparent she thought I'd said Mein Kampf.

@jk_rowling Unearned🤣🤣🤣

I'm sorry the fact that I made a lot of money and use some of it to help defend women's rights makes you feel so angry and inadequate. On the bright side, you seem to have a nice dog, unless that's a stock photo.

@DruBat95 @DrLoupis__ Nope didn't ask

Marriage, at its core, is a voluntary covenant, a profound act of courage and responsibility that binds two souls in the face of life’s chaos. You ask why we marry? It’s not merely for love, though love is the spark. It’s because we crave a partner to stand with us against the abyss of existence, to share the burden of being. We seek someone to witness our struggle, to affirm that our trials—our victories and defeats—are not in vain. Man is a creature of meaning, and marriage is a crucible for forging it. You marry to have someone to turn to at day’s end, to wrestle with the weight of your thoughts, your doubts, your aspirations. It’s a commitment to face the dragon of life together, to build something enduring—a family, a legacy, a microcosm of order in a world that tilts toward entropy. This isn’t sentimentality; it’s a pragmatic necessity. Alone, you’re vulnerable to despair. Together, you’re fortified, not because life gets easier, but because shared suffering has purpose. Consider the alternative: a life unwitnessed, where your joys and sorrows echo into the void. Marriage says, “I see you. Your existence matters.” It’s a vow to hold each other accountable, to call one another to higher virtue, to confront the flaws and shadows within. It’s not about fleeting happiness—happiness is a byproduct, not the goal. It’s about meaning, the kind that emerges when you sacrifice your selfish impulses for something greater. Critics might claim you can find meaning elsewhere—in friendships, in solitude. And there’s truth there; the individual must stand upright before entering the union. But marriage is a unique crucible, a sacred pact that demands you integrate your being with another’s, not just for your sake, but for the world’s. It’s the foundation of civilization itself. families, communities, cultures rise from this bond. To marry is to say, “Despite the chaos, I choose to build. I choose to love. I choose to fight for order.” And in that choice, life’s troubles become not just bearable, but noble.

We are going to see a lot of these.

@DeadlineDayLive I hope they do and make everyone one of the clubs sue the premier league for this ffp nonsense

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Manchester City are reportedly considering a record-breaking €200m bid to sign Barcelona midfielder Pedri this summer. 🤔 Is he the best midfielder in the world right now?