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I drank half a bottle of wine yesterday, then left the rest because “I didn’t fancy it”. I don’t know who I am anymore.

This is happening. Link to sign up in next post. Please RT and spread word. Let's DO THIS! #theguild #reuniond

@RobLMyers Unfortunately, yes.

Woody is going to be insufferable this year, isn't he? #F1 #AusGP

@sarky_sheena But when’s international Men’s Day….

Using my bra to slingshot rotten tomatoes at guys that say ‘But when’s international Men’s Day’ #InternationalWomensDay

@sarky_sheena Best thing for me was finding out you can still have sex at 49. I live at 43 so its only 3 doors down.

Nobody told me that in your 40’s you start using scent boosters and sniffing your clean laundry becomes one of life’s greatest pleasures.

@sarky_sheena Not eat the chocolate inside?

If I won a Gold medal, the first thing I would do, is see how much they’re selling for on EBay.

@MyTimeToShineH Loved it

Give me your honest thoughts on Zack Snyder's Watchmen

@HillF1 good luck, and I’m looking forward to it

Oh God. Wish us luck!

So, Hamilton is the ONLY one who gets a penalty. Everyone else can do whatever they like. Got it. #F1 #MexicoGP

@MyTimeToShineH Galacticly awesome

Give me your honest thoughts on Ralph Ineson as Galactus

@sarky_sheena 😂

When you can’t pay the rent so you offer to flash your tits. I love Monopoly.

@sarky_sheena Happy Birthday Lil dude

This little one turns 10 today, it’s hard to believe that it’s been 5 years since she had her first pint.

@MyTimeToShineH Excellent

Give me your honest thoughts on Vanessa Kirby as Sue Storm / Invisible Woman

@sarky_sheena Looks awesome

I fell in love today, with the place, not the trams, it’s ok, you won’t find me on a channel 5 documentary dry humping an engine.

My 57th @sparksofficial show tonight. Excited.

@RobLMyers Lovely Typo on the BBC website

Alonso must be longing for the good old days at Minardi! #F1 #MonacoGP

A third series with all three of them fully travelling together would be elite #DoctorWho

@sarky_sheena I had a friend who every time they sneezed they had an orgasm. I asked them if they were taking anything for it, and they said yes, snuff.

Someone told me that they were a bit jealous of me. I wondered if it was my sense of humour or great personality but no, it’s because I sneeze a lot.

@JayMewes @ThatKevinSmith Totally love this film :)

Can't believe we're bringing this cult classic back to theaters! #DOGMA will be playing nationwide June 5th, or you can catch a show earlier with @thatkevinsmith starting on April 20th ;) NOOTCH! Tickets & Info 👉 dogmamovie.com

@sarky_sheena Is the new series worth watching? Not really watched in ages.

“Alexa, please tell Liam to stop talking” #TheApprentice