Machine Gun Terry

@postoctobrist So cool that the Labour Leadership psychodrama now includes Mike from Spaced

oh my god this tedious prick

@roomorgue Her passive-aggressive yikes face when he says yes is irritating the hell out of me. Like at least the Westboro Baptist Church had the courage of their convictions to be weirdo puritans with their whole chests.

Watching the world become a conservative Mormon hell is actually freaking me out

@northumbrian_ @PippaCrerar @Bozenka_2023 Genuinely incredible that landlords can be like "This is bad because it stops me squeezing my tenants to cover my increased personal outgoings that are completely separate from the expense of the house" and complain when people say landlords are parasites

@PippaCrerar @Bozenka_2023 This is mind numbingly stupid. We rent out my mother in laws house to pay for her care home costs... those costs went up by 7% this year to over £5k per 4 weeks. If we can't put the rent up then we can't pay care home bills and will be forced to sell.

EXCL: Rachel Reeves is considering imposing one-year rent freeze on private sector homes amid growing alarm in government about impact of Iran war on voters’ budgets. Landlords in England would be banned from raising rents for limited period of time under proposals, which are being debated by ministers as part of major cost of living package to be launched in coming weeks. Big story by @kiranstacey theguardian.com/politics/2026/…

@ChewyYorkie @kennyzmz @mojo_jojo_monke @d4nnytye It truly takes an American to be this powerfully ignorant and confident at the same time

@kennyzmz @mojo_jojo_monke @d4nnytye We colonized ourselves! Okay.

do white americans never consider that it is much more likely that they are descendants of colonialists than an english person who lives in england is

@steinkobbe @mattyglesias You could have ended this question at the 9th word

@mattyglesias Do you feel like you learned anything at all from the time you pushed Sam Bankman-Fried as an altruistic billionaire whose interest in politics was purely altruistic?

@TheWapplehouse @mtracey @irishecko @0liviajulianna Currently writing a cinematic short, Being Michael Tracey, about 3 office workers who find a magic door, wake up in Michael Tracey's body, and immediately kill themselves.

@mtracey @irishecko @0liviajulianna You cant go around acting this tough looking like this my man

Kiss my ass

@JosephKBennett @Sherelle_E_J Journalists too. How insane are her tolerance/dependance levels if she thinks a few bumps will take the edge off?

@Sherelle_E_J I promise you more MPs take cocaine than either Green members or Green voters

The real story here is how the Greens are signalling to their young professional base who barely drink - and when they do are frequenting trendy cocktail bars on weekend evenings, not local pubs when they are still on the clock. And yes there is a generation of young people who simply cannot comprehend the idea of drinking to take the edge off a long day. Cocaine maybe. Alcohol? Genuinely baffling to them. After it all has calories and disrupts REM cycles. 🧘‍♂️

@MJtweetings @Sherelle_E_J Genuinely fascinating to experience the mind of someone who has clearly only encountered the concept of 'Muslims' from social media accounts with St George's crosses in the username

@Sherelle_E_J I think it’s also to do with the Greens courting the sectarian Islamist vote. Tough on alcohol, relaxed about narcotics.

@Sherelle_E_J I see the British Media Class have once again made the understandable but woeful mistake of assuming they are normal people who understand the working man, as opposed to a bunch of out-of-touch, middle-class pisshead freaks

@afrocosmist Megalo Box: Underdog boxing anime with a sci-fi twist. Deliberately 90s animation style and the soundtrack fucks hard youtu.be/7ryzRsoJ8gY?si…

revisiting some of my favorite anime, a medium i dont usually indulge in. Bebop, Lain, Akira, Ghost in the Shell. any recommendations? please no shonen. i hate that shit, with the childish protagonists, constant flashbacks & internal monologuing

@maizie_star Call that getting your Vitamin DD

dropped a multivitamin down my shirt and had to dig it out from in between my boobs

@OK9929871 @TheatreSpoonie @owenjonesjourno God you're so shit at this. Not only have you wasted your life being a racist troll, you're not even good at it.

@LibrisRex @TheatreSpoonie @owenjonesjourno I couldn't care less about them. Why do U hate white people ?

What is the point of this discussion? No one here has any understanding of why the Greens are surging at all. The Green surge has upset their political assumptions and they’d prefer it just went away. Not good for useful political analysis!

@OK9929871 @TheatreSpoonie @owenjonesjourno Literally the top of your timeline is you calling an entire ethnic group vermin. You're not fooling anyone you grotty little racist

@LibrisRex @TheatreSpoonie @owenjonesjourno What's racist about that ? Again, I ask what's the greens policies on brutal halal slaughter? Why is a conflict in the middle east more important than the environment and animals in the UK?

@OK9929871 @TheatreSpoonie @owenjonesjourno If you want to try and trick people into thinking you're making good-faith arguments about environmentalism, you need to keep the lie up a bit longer before you tip your hand and reveal you're just another grotty little racist worm.

@TheatreSpoonie @owenjonesjourno assume they want to ban Halal slaughter then?

@postoctobrist Getting sent to German Heaven

KJB bit

@CantEverDie But they've got such high, high hopes!

the track record of campaigns recording and posting videos like this have a 0% win rate

@jaredlholt Has she ever REALLY denounced it, or just the bits that ended up being mean to her, specifically?

This is like the... third?... time Lauren Southern has gone on a publicity tour to "denounce" the far-right, but she has done nothing to repair the harms she contributed to when she was in it. Until she starts putting in real work, features like these are just free advertising.

@postoctobrist He saw all the 'met me at a very Chinese time of my life' memes and got a little too excited

new frontiers in baffling Guardian shit: is Keir Starmer Chinese? theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@Liv_Agar Don't they already have the prostate patrol for recovering their dead soldiers, uhhh, geneseed

@SalzigeKane @PeachesMel This idiot thinks we shouldn't be worried about Kamala running because, if she's certain to lose, she won't win the primary. Because, of course, nobody who's won the Democratic primary has EVER lost the general. That's just crazy talk.

@PeachesMel Because she will lose...What kind of fucking question is this? It wouldn't make me happy for her to run and lose to another Republican just because I think she sucks. It would reinforce my opinion that she sucks, though.

If leftists are so sure Kamala will lose the Presidency in 2028 then why are they so worried that she might run? 🤔