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@NFCNorthNewss @Jacob_Frey @UrinatingTree Another SFX for SB later this year?

🚨🚨BREAKING: The #NFL has REJECTED Minnesota’s bid to host the 2028 Draft less than FOUR hours after the request was submitted by the Minneapolis Mayor. The league believes Minneapolis is a potential safety risk for violence, cannibalism, and theft towards tourists visiting the city. The NFL will instead look at safer cities like Detroit and Chicago as suitable hosts for the 2028 draft. WOW. 😳😳😳

@AskeBay No, I think my original message is still there. Your failure to adhere to your own policies and to balance your workload does not necessitate me repeating myself.

Hey @eBay. Your system is completely broken. Says I didn't return something even though your own internal tracking number said I did and saying there's no way to appeal this. FIX YOUR SYSTEM.

@MomoCon I emailed your info account a while ago about a professional matter, is there any way for you to check to make sure it hasn't gone to spam? Couldn't do you here either.

@Hertz Nah, I think I'll drag this out publicly since neither chat nor phone support could figure out which side to write on a blank sheet of paper.

@Lightning_Ink Hello!. Thank you for taking the time to reach out to us regarding your experience. Please send us a private message with the name of the primary renter, the reservation/rental record number, along with further details of your situation so we can further assist you today. -Karen

Hey, @Hertz. Might want to rein in your Birmingham neighborhood location. They're not honoring reservations with over 30 cars in the lot and refusing to answer questions. Customer Service is non-existent and the agents seem more interested in talking to buddies than working.

@MLB @SarahWexler32 @UrinatingTree So we just need to fire him into the sun to make sure there's not another sicko match anytime soon, right?

Brad Paisley has officially sung the national anthem for: World Series Game 2 in 2017 (11 innings) World Series Game 3 in 2018 (18 innings) World Series Game 1 in 2024 (10 innings) World Series Game 3 in 2025 (18 innings) h/t @SarahWexler32

@UrinatingTree @FBallAnalysisYT Meh. Concrete over your lawn and you weedeat once a year.

@FBallAnalysisYT Weeding is the worst. Shit never ends.

The absolute worst adult chore by far is laundry and it’s not even close

@bordeauxyoutube You missed Kentucky so decided that moving to *Checks notes* Louisville? was a good idea? That's like being thirsty and deciding to shotgun a case of root beer. Yeah, it's potable, but there are so many better solutions.

finally the completed the move to Louisville, ready to film again

@UrinatingTree @NotTheExpertYT was at the controls?

4th and 1. Run a FB dive. Why?

Hey, @PayPal. Next time you take money out of someone's account, make sure that you actually apply it as opposed to arbitrarily sitting on it for two weeks after it clears out of ACH and your agents have confirmed that it's not a fraud hold.

Gameday BBN! Your shot at No. 1... GIF me your feelings

@McDonalds New Nugget Shape?

@BrandonPerna How much do we need to raise for charity for you and @tomgrossicomedy to do this in a charity match?

Knights of the Octagon. This should be part of the NFL Pro Bowl games

Put this man in a fursuit. @UrinatingTree

@willemFromFargo @kristiecsu @Sassafrass_84 And I'm not saying it does. But just be aware that 10 and 11 year olds doing calculus is not at all unusual in large portions of the world.

@Lightning_Ink @kristiecsu @Sassafrass_84 I get it but as we know, you can have a country(China/India) of ppl that are great at math but it still hasn't translated to better quality of living. I think a few ppl have the Aptitude for math and the rest are winging it hoping to get into a good paying job based on it.

Now this I can agree with. Do you?

@willemFromFargo @kristiecsu @Sassafrass_84 For context, Algebra 1 is considered mid-level high school math for standard pace students in the US. It's late elementary school math in China.

@kristiecsu @Sassafrass_84 If algebra 2 is considered early for someone 16, how is your 13 year old done already

@willemFromFargo @kristiecsu @Sassafrass_84 It's not. Western schooling is just hilariously behind on math standards. I was in the same position last time I visited my family in China and they laughed at my level of progress. Cousin 5 years my junior was two years behind me, someone in a US Gifted and Accelerated Cluster.