Dan -- Finance, Technology, and Longevity News.

@senatorbabet Lol, so reproductive isolation prevents humans from breeding with other Earth-born creatures, yet somehow we can cross-breed with an interstellar civilization with almost certainly completely alien biology? GTFO 🤡

I wish I could say more but unfortunately everything I know about the alien hybrid program is classified. Let’s just say some of you would be very surprised who’s not entirely human. That’s all I’m authorised to disclose at this time.

@IRENBull @RobinhoodApp @vladtenev That said, I respect the grind of trying to squeeze them.

@IRENBull @RobinhoodApp @vladtenev You've got no chance of winning this. If a couple of employees of the lottery tell you you've won, but your numbers are different from the official draw...you're out of luck.

If I don’t hear from @RobinhoodApp by end of day today I’m filing formal complaints with the FTC, CFPB, and my state Division of Consumer Protection. It’s been 6 days since Robinhood sent me the Grand Prize email and their own support team confirmed it. 4 days since @vladtenev said he was looking into this. Still haven’t heard a word from anyone at Robinhood. No emails. No DMs. Nothing. I will also engage legal counsel to review my case. The deadline from their own terms has passed and nobody has reached out. $HOOD @RobinhoodApp @vladtenev @AskRobinhood

@jinijane_ I need the name of the medication.

My high school neighbourhood just elected a local 59yo councilwoman who campaigned in the local paper with an AI photo. Her statement: ‘I used an internet program to enhance the image because the resolution of the photo was bad. It’s simply my photo, that really is me. I use medication that’s why I look a bit different now. But yes, I do look much younger than my age. When I’m out with my son people think I’m his girlfriend. I hear that I look super young for my age all the time.’

@MiloStynes @alexanderrX_ Excellent tip!

@alexanderrX_ It's cheaper to just buy EU interrail passes rather than book tickets.

the uk is not real. wanted to visit family in edinburgh for the bank holiday. i have a railcard, 30% off, should be fine? £200 return. for a train. this country is beyond saving

HBO should have made Sirius black.

@itsmarcosruiz I'm 86 years old. Still young?

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@deRadar_ 99% chance this is a scam. Not to mention the ridiculously low salaries.

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@bjnpck @yearnfi Current APY is dramatically below the average, but a good pick to rotate into when the yield spikes.

6.25% since inception. Which yield-bearing stables can beat that? Plus, you diversify beyond 50 shades of USDC. $yBOLD by @yearnfi

@defyneric no

should i drop a article on 10 products every neobank needs to integrate?

@peterrhague Only humanity could grasp the stars and then let them slip through its fingers for the pettiness in its heart.

Over the next decade, NASA will spend $20 billion (£15 billion) constructing a permanent outpost on the Moon. This is what the UK spend on foreign aid in 2023 - one single year. We could have had the stars.

@CuriosityonX The inflaton field.

If Big Bang start the Universe, what existed before the big bang?

@stacy_muur move2earn, launchpads, ve(3,3), rebasing tokens, the list goes on.

Most useless DeFi narratives & innovations ↓ - NFTs - DAOs - SocialFi - Layer 3s - Play2Earn - Creator tokens - Algorithmic stables - Governance tokens Anything missing?

@UziCryptoo Why don't Americans just travel abroad for surgeries? They always seem constantly surprised when they get fucked by their insurance providers...

My son recently had a cavity. Took him to the dentist, who extracted it. That dentist visit cost $2400. My insurance covered $250, so we owe $2,150 out of pocket. I pay $612/month for family dental and health insurance. Something seems broken.

@lordjorx @VaultHopper @0xjuaan What are the risks with BOLD? So far, it's looking pretty bulletproof.

DeFi risk often doesn't compensate the reward. I’ve been testing @VaultHopper (built by @0xjuaan). It’s a great tool because you can jump between vaults without moving liquidity manually. But even with good tools, you must analyze the risk. Right now, some vaults show +20% APY. Why? Because they are labeled as "unsafe." People are withdrawing (or trying to) due to the @ResolvLabs situation. If you look at the history: > Reserve USDC was paying only 4%. > ClearStar Yield USDC was paying around 5%. Is it worth risking your principal for a 5% yield? Compare that to BOLD (from @LiquityProtocol). It is fully decentralized, immutable, and resilient. Since July, it has paid an average of 6.25%. You earn from CDP borrowers and liquidations. No third parties. It might seem like a "lower" yield but it’s double what Treasury bonds pay. Sometimes, earning a bit less but with real decentralization is the only way to play this game.

@EricCryptoman Hydrex?

Can’t believe they’re letting us buy a 200m+ coin at 3m for days on end. Slow at first, then all at once.

@adcock_brett Yeah, there's no way this is entering homes this year.

So proud to see F.03 make history as the first humanoid robot in the White House 🤖 🇺🇸

@RealDianeYap Agreed. Add on-the-spot beatdowns for minor crimes. IMO this would reduce recidivism...Pavlovian style.

I've given it some thought and I've concluded that I am a prison abolitionist. Prison is expensive and ineffective. Instead, crimes should result in one or more of these: -fines -caning -execution

@DiscountedTr His hairline is solid tbh.

> 5'7" manlet pumped full of more chemicals than his business model > Sells courses on buying businesses to people who can't afford businesses > Gym Launch franchisees sued him for promising 6-figure revenues that never materialized > His $100M portfolio is mostly paper valuations of companies he helped create then bought back > Bald head shinier than his fabricated success stories > Runs acquisition workshops for $5K while his own margins are thinner than his hairline > Former employees say he fires people for missing impossible metrics he designed to justify terminations > Preaches business fundamentals while operating a glorified info-product pyramid scheme > Face looks permanently constipated from holding in all those fake revenue numbers > Built his empire selling dreams to finance nightmares for everyone dumb enough to believe him

@LegionAetherion @TheGriftReport I doubt you pay any taxes.

No shit sherlock 🤣 So we should allow councils and companies to get away with shit like this just because we pay the settlement if they get caught and sued for it...? 🤨 I don't care if my taxes go to the lad. It's better than the local council wasting money on shit like they have done for like the last 20 years or more 🤨

🚨DISABLED LAD WORKS 9 MONTHS FOR FREE AS BINMAN INTERN COUNCIL STILL REJECTS HIM TWICE! 21-year-old Bryan Rowe from Southampton has myotonic dystrophy and ADHD. He completed a full nine-month unpaid supported internship as a refuse loader for the council, turning up on time and loving every shift. He applied for the actual paid binman job twice, and was turned down both times after interviews. Heartbroken, Bryan told his mum: “I’m not good enough to get anything, not even a binman job.” A spokesman for the council said: 'Southampton City Council is committed to fair, inclusive and transparent recruitment processes. 'We are unable to comment on individual applications or personal circumstances, but recruitment decisions are made through formal interview processes which are reviewed to ensure they are fair and equitable, with appropriate involvement from HR. 'The council continues to keep its recruitment practices under review to ensure they are as inclusive and accessible as possible.' Britain 2026: even bin rounds are out of reach for disabled kids who actually want to work! Poor Bryan 🥹