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It's NOT TRUE that Melania snubbed China to stay home with her new boyfriend Corey Lewandowski, so please don't repeat this rumor

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In 2005 a piano teacher in the United States and her husband were upstairs in their house when they heard the piano going downstairs. The same note, struck over and over. They thought someone had broken in. They ran down and found their cat, a grey tabby called Nora, alone on the bench, hammering at one key with her right paw. She looked up at them, then went back to it. The cat had taught herself. Nora’s owner Betsy gave piano lessons in that room every day. Over the months Nora had watched, and at some point decided she’d have a go. None of the other six cats in the house ever touched the piano. Only Nora. She had preferences. She’d only play one specific Yamaha. She gravitated to a particular range of notes in the middle of the keyboard. She refused to play if she couldn’t sit properly on the bench, and if a student annoyed her Betsy would shift the bench back a foot and Nora would simply quit for the day. A video of Nora went up on YouTube in 2007 and got 17 million views. The Times of London compared her playing to a mix of Philip Glass and free jazz. America’s National Science Foundation, the country’s main scientific research body, put her in a museum exhibit on animal behaviour. In 2009 a composer in Lithuania scored a full orchestral concerto around her recordings. It premiered live with a chamber orchestra in Lithuania, with Nora’s playing on a screen above them. They called it CATcerto. Most animals who do impressive things have been trained. Nora wasn’t. She picked it up by watching, which is observational learning, and it’s rare in cats. Dogs do it more often. Cats usually don’t bother copying us at all. Nora passed peacefully in 2024, on her favourite blanket, aged 19.

The reason why billionaires are so obsessed with going to space is because guillotines don't work in zero gravity

Sit back, take an edible, and think about how "Obama needs $1 billion for a ballroom" would get covered in 2011.

King Charles reminds Trump and MAGA that NATO invoked Article 5 for the first time after 9/11, when all alliance members came to the aid of the United States. “Today, Mr. Speaker, that same unyielding resolve is needed for the defense of Ukraine and her most courageous people,” the king said, receiving a standing ovation🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇦

THIS IS AWESOME SAUCE. 😬

@bornfirstkindly Wow! That woman is just seething with jealousy and malevolence! And towards the sweet and lovely Catherine.

The members of the Royal Family appeared on the balcony of Buckingham Palace to watch a special flypast; the celebration marked 100 years of the Royal Air Force, taking place on July 10, 2018. While everyone else is paying attention to the procession, who is she fixated on?😜

We are NOW.

🚨BREAKING: The California Supreme Court permanently disbarred John Eastman — a key architect in Donald Trump’s failed attempt to overturn the 2020 election — delivering one of the most consequential professional penalties yet for an election denier. democracydocket.com/news-alerts/ke…

@LairdOfThManor So sloppy and lazy! Couldn’t she even get a pedicure before flashing those hideous feet? And has she never been taught to use an iron or a steamer? The Princess of Wales and her children always look fresh, clean, and neat as a pin.

Name the owners of these clod-hoppers…

@NotHoodlum Be careful what you wish for, Lindsey! Couchfuck McKee has a track record of death, destruction, and defeat.

Lindsey Graham: “JD Vance has agreed to campaign with me in South Carolina and at Disney World.”

@Savanna221988 The Queen was cognizant of the history and messaging behind each tiara selection. Catherine chose or was given a small, easy to wear tiara with great history. Previously worn by Princesses Anne, Margaret, and the young Queen Mother. No fraught past entanglements!

When you demand a tiara to practice with it, you are not making a reasonable request, you are revealing a fundamental misunderstanding of what the crown actually is. Staff and Angela Kelly saw it and the queen sitting at the centre of it all issued her 4 word verdict telling, do not answer them. 8 years later, this reads not as pettiness, but as prophecy. A family welcoming a new member who did not understand and would never accept the terms of the arrangement. It was an institution responding to that incomprehension with default tools of procedure protocol and a line drawn in the carpet. May 19th 2018, MM walked down the aisle wearing queen Mary's diamond bandeau. Photographs were extraordinary. The tiara caught the light perfectly. It was not a toy, a prop or a rehearsal piece for an American hairdresser to handle. It was a piece of history with a queen who had decided that her grandson had not yet learned the difference. That lesson, it turns out he is still learning in Montecito watching the news break about a book that tells the story contrary to his

@WineTravelBooks @Savanna221988 @loraviktor Some are small and light, suitable for a young princess. Some are very heavy and grand, depending on the metal framework and the large jewels. Diana frequently complained of headaches wearing the Lover’s Knot and Spencer tiaras. The Halo is delicate; the Vladimir is imposing.

@Lilysnowflake2 @Savanna221988 @loraviktor I didn’t realize there is a beginner’s tiara. I assumed they all hurt your head.

Hardman says a priceless, historical artifact in the royal collection. H escalated. an aide called KP, but was put through to H who said "Get it here now!" He then put the phone down someone who believed he could over ride authority. When she took it to him, H said "I do not like you whining to my grandmother. Angela replies "I do not like you getting all these people her, when she was doing her job," In Hardmands account, staff were sourcing the diamond to make sure there was not anything controversial as it would overshadow the bride. Angela was being difficult, she was protecting MM from embarrassment if the diamonds were too controversial. In Spare H says she was difficult, an enemy he didn't want to make. The truth is, he did not mention the research, the protection for MM, it was framed as an institution closing ranks against M - this is the gap between what the institution was doing and what H was demanding. QE was firmly on Angela's side. Hugo Vickers says to protect herself from them, all calls from H were to be monitored, with Angela being asked to stay with her. Vickers says "The stress these 2 caused the queen in her remaining years, cannot be overestimated They are just evil really, an evil pair of tw@ts

@Savanna221988 @loraviktor I don’t think she wanted the Greville emerald tiara. It hadn’t been seen for years! She wanted the Vladimir Tiara, which was frequently seen on Queen Elizabeth. It’s very grand and more suitable for a Queen. Catherine sensibly chose a beginner’s tiara, the Cartier Halo.

@loraviktor The first is the queen Mary which she wore, the one she wanted was called the greville emerald kokoshnik tiara

@loraviktor @Savanna221988 I’m pretty sure she wanted the very grand Vladimir Tiara that can be worn with emerald drops, pearl drops, or without any. Tom Bower confirmed this in “Revenge.” It had belonged to Grand Duchess Maria Pavlovna of the Romanov family and was frequently worn by the Queen.

@Savanna221988 I've looked several times and can't determine which tiara she was demanding Perhaps the emerald Greville tiara but that wasn't controversial Has anyone got better Intel on which item and as well what she was lent but kept H is every bit a 💩 as she is. They are perfect match

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Dear Americans, if you hate Trump, repost.

we remember him fondly. I wrote his obituary when rumors ran wild about his Walter Reed visit. Obituary: Mango Mussolini Donald J. Trump, the bloated, spray-tanned sack of rancid Big Mac grease and broken dreams, finally choked to death on his own bullshit at the age of 79 on whatever miserable day in 2026 his shriveled orange heart decided to quit beating like the pathetic, over-leveraged casino he always was. He died the way he lived: face-down in a puddle of his own piss, Cheeto dust, and the cum of whatever desperate Russian hooker was still willing to pretend his micro-dick could get hard without a fistful of Viagra and a mirror. Born with a silver spoon lodged so far up his ass it came out his mouth, Trump spent eighty years proving that money can’t buy class, brains, or a functioning moral compass. He built his empire on stiffing contractors, scamming students at Trump University, and grifting rubes at Mar-a-Lago with $200,000 gold-plated memberships to a golf course that smelled like wet mold and regret. His hair, otherwise known as that radioactive squirrel carcass glued to his skull, finally slid off in the morgue like a cheap toupee sliding down a greased pole, revealing the shiny, liver-spotted dome of a man who looked like a melted traffic cone with syphilis. He fucked his way through three wives, a rotating cast of porn stars, and enough underage beauty pageant contestants to fill a Epstein flight log. Stormy Daniels got paid more to describe his mushroom-stump dick than most Americans make in a year, and the world will never forget the image of that sad, wet little Vienna sausage flopping around like a dying fish while he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy. Melania’s final act of mercy was probably just turning off the ventilator so she could finally stop pretending she didn’t hate the smell of his Depends and McDonald’s farts. In his final days the rapist-in-chief was a drooling, diaper-wearing wreck who thought the 2024 election was still being stolen by Venezuelan voting machines and that injecting bleach would cure the brain worms he caught from eating raw steak off the bone like the inbred hyena he was. He spent his last coherent moments rage-tweeting from the shitter about “fake news” while his bowels evacuated what little dignity he had left into an adult diaper that cost more than most people’s rent. He is survived by a mountain of debt, a trail of ruined lives, and children who look like they were conceived during a cocaine-fueled three-way between a Ken doll, a tanning bed, and a trust fund that happened to be their cousin. No one will miss him except the MAGA cultists who still jerk off to his mugshot and the Kremlin agents who lost their best useful idiot. Donald Trump: dead at last. May his corpse be stuffed with Big Macs, dipped in bronzer, and displayed at the Trump National Dildo Museum so future generations can laugh at the dumbest, greediest, most sexually repulsive con man ever to shit on the American flag and wiped his ass with the Constitution while calling it patriotism. Rot in piss, you orange fucking pustule in the ass crack of humanity. Thoughts and prayers, cocksucker.

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Help!!! My boyfriend is threatening to get rid of our kitten if she doesn’t stop jumping on the table. What do I do?