Janina Lind

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@Saffron_Sniper1 This is Moscow, not ruZZia. You might see smth similar in a couple of other large cities like St.Petersburg. The rest is a junkyard

Why is no one talking about this? After the Soviet Union collapsed, Russia faced chaos, hyperinflation, and poverty. Then Vladimir Putin came. He stabilized the economy, fixed the crisis, and restored Russia’s strength and pride on the world stage.

Getting real sick of all these windmills ruining my view.

It's utterly ridiculous that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around, and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing our personal data to sell us targeted ads.

@PeeterKo Vaeghõivatu ja töötu on erinevad mõisted. Soome keeles kasutatakse vaeghõivatuse kohta inglise keelest laenatud prekaari /prekariaatti. Eesti keele vaeghõivatu kõlab selle kõrval siiski parem

See inimene, kes mõtles sõna "töötu" asemel välja sõna "vaeghõivatu", võiks enese sisse vaadata, oma elu ümber mõtestada ja mitte enam nii teha. Päriselt.

Muy raramente se puede captar a los autobuses salvajes beber agua.

I don’t want a city on Mars. I don’t want AI in every app. I don’t want data centres in space. I don’t want humanoids or flying cars. I want clean water. I want a stable climate. I want bees to survive. And a habitable planet.

KING CHARLES III: "Executive power is subject to checks and balances." Whoa. Trump is going bananas watching this.

I was reading a novel set in Anglo-Saxon England and a character said, “Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.” A wonderful book but this completely took me out of the story. Why is a woman in the seventh century quoting Margaret Atwood?

🇯🇵A Japanese developer built an app that puts a fat cat on your screen and forces you to take a break Silicon Valley spent billions on wellness platforms, mindfulness subscriptions, and digital detox retreats A guy in Japan said: fat cat, problem solved

arvamus.delfi.ee/artikkel/12057… Selge jutt

@OrevaZSN I too want to make art in my garden, and have the paints, canvas, garden, food, medicine, plumbing, electricity, wi-fi, roads, and national security arrive by magic.

Without Xrays there are no broken bones

Sometimes male anger at ‘women getting special treatment’ reminds me of a gorilla experiment. One gorilla gets a banana every hour. The females next to him get one every four hours. Then someone decides to be fairer and gives the females a banana every two hours instead. The original gorilla? He flips out. He's still getting his banana every hour, but it feels like a loss because his advantage shrank. That's how a lot of men react to basic fairness for women: not as justice, but as theft.

Just a reminder that when you see numbers for immigrants in Europe, it includes Europeans moving from one European country to another, which is one of the points of a united Europe. Approximately 8% of the EU population were born outside Europe as a whole, mostly a product of the excesses of the Merkel era.

OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMAOOO😭😭😭

notice how "fatherless", "single mother" and "daddy issues" are used as insults towards women but they're all examples of a man's failure

Ironically, most penguins don't know that today is World Penguin Day and think it's just a regular Saturday. The reason, of course, is that they refused to adopt the new Gregorian calendar in 1582, and still adhere to the old Julian one, for tax purposes.

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com