Lindsay Robin

. @saaaranotsarah's I Miss You, I Hate This releases October 11 and is available at for pre-orders now. themarysue.com/iranian-americ…

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Somehow it feels more appropriate to play @RealityGaysPod in front of my infant daughter than my murder pods. #motheroftheyear #90DayFiance

I can’t say I anticipated that motherhood would entail doing the #cupidshuffle to calm a fussy baby. #modernmotherhood

When I say, "Does that make sense?", it's not because I don't think you're smart. It's because I think that I am incoherent.

It’s been a long, exhausting week, lugging this bump around as we prep the apt for baby, but the archives of @feathers_pod and @awt90210 have literally been keeping me afloat. Thanks for the laughs, even from 2017! #deepdives into #shallowpools

@lorepodcast—the eye roll I just made in reaction to the “gator good” pun in the latest episode HURT. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.

I am a mighty huntress. Armed with only a @TOMS distressed denim shoe and @Glade Fresh Linen spray, I killed the huge fuck-off fly in my apartment.

Tilda Swinton looks like the most fabulous dental hygienist I ever did see. #CannesFilmFestival #redcarpet #haiderackerman

It’s funny how patterns form: @case_file and @feathers_pod is for cleaning; @NosleepPodcast is for folding laundry. @awt90210 and @ListenToSassy are for cooking. Don’t know the consequences of breaking these rules, but I’M not gonna find out.

There are days in which I feel the need to eat an entire loaf of fresh Italian bread. Today is one of those days. #carbme

This sums up just a few of my thoughts. I am shaken and sad, but unfortunately not shocked. Everything that follows is too little too late after years of seeding, watering, and feeding a bitter tree of treason. instagram.com/p/CJwUlSDFA4W/…

I owe a debt to @AMorbidPodcast. To convey backstory (what? YOU don’t create fictional serial killers in your spare time?), I put it in true crime podcast script format and cribbed Ash and Alaina’s dynamic, and suddenly these girls are Really Important to my main character.

It’s pronounced “Bad-ass Woman of Power.”

President-Elect @JoeBiden and Vice President-Elect @KamalaHarris! That feels so good to say. Americans chose Joe and Kamala to lead us forward with purpose and moral clarity. We’ve got a lot to do. Let's get to work. Read my full statement: elizabethwarren.com/news/congratul…

Holy shit—finally binging on the @AMorbidPodcast and the amount of times I’ve eyerolled at the turdness of Kind Nerd Turd Dennis Rader HURTS. Well done, ladies!

I will willingly listen to ANY of the @creepypod ads to be rewarded with Jon’s delivery of “but how will people know I’m writing a NOVEL ifImnotwritingitatacoffeeshop?!”

@GailSimone One teaspoon of paprika from a jar she’s had in her cabinet for seven years. Her son, Jaxson, refuses to try it because it “looks weird.” He eats her mother-in-law’s macaroni salad. Becky is quietly furious.

Question: what does Becky put in her ‘famous’ potato salad (aside from raisins), to make it all Becky-esque?

I stand by my position that Solo: A Star Wars Story is good and doesn't deserve the hate it got. io9.gizmodo.com/solo-is-proof-…