Random Feral Leftist Christian

@KarenATTaylor @ClimateUrgency1 Look—if you have to say “Not ALL,” remember that there’s enough in the category to be a problem. If it isn’t you, don’t take it personally.

@danny_tuey @JohnFugelsang You believe there’s no harming of native peoples in mission work?

@LisaOGiggles @JohnFugelsang Certainly not modern Christians… but man that Spanish Inquisition, those were some nasty mofo’s

If you’re scared of “athletes pretending to be women” wait’ll you hear about fascists pretending to be Christian

@danny_tuey @JohnFugelsang …the Crusaders would like a word.

@JohnFugelsang Yep those damned Christians beheading people, stoning people, forcing everyone to convert to their religion or die… oh wait, that’s the Muslim leaders

@Deplorathal @cdn4444 @Sadie_NC I live in NC. One of the more amusing things about this season is watching the yellow clouds that develop from a breeze. Not even strong enough to be called wind—just breeze. The Pollening should be a separate season and horror movie.

A lot of people have said it's real and I accept that. My hope was it was an exaggerated joke, out of not wanting anyone to be around basically a MOAB of pollen. I have 60+ ft. spruces on my property. When I go by on the tractor in the summer, if I brush against it, a lot of pollen gets on me and the tractor, but I've never had to take one of them down.

It is upon us, y'all. We can not escape it. If you live in the south, you know exactly what I am talking about without even watching the video.

@SoMN_Michele @12gigi2 @PolitiBunny @glenda286342182 Given the times we’re in, if I were a betting leftist, my money would be on a re-registration application requirement for Federal Elections.

@LisaOGiggles @12gigi2 @PolitiBunny @glenda286342182 Under the Save Act, if you’re already registered you don’t have to re-register. Your next argument?

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

@SoMN_Michele @12gigi2 @PolitiBunny @glenda286342182 My point t was that obtaining a birth certificate can be expensive and time-consuming, because Real ID is not acceptable for voter registration under the SAVE act. The point of voting is for the people to choose their leaders, not the leaders choose their voters.

@LisaOGiggles @12gigi2 @PolitiBunny @glenda286342182 The topic being discussed is the Save America Act, not sure how you detoured to living abroad and having a baby while doing so. The Real ID act, as I stated, is in full force in the USA.

@SoMN_Michele @12gigi2 @PolitiBunny @glenda286342182 That isn’t obtuse. Clearly you have never lived abroad as an American citizen and had a baby while living there.

@LisaOGiggles @12gigi2 @PolitiBunny @glenda286342182 Admit you really don’t know and just stop being obtuse

@SoMN_Michele @12gigi2 @PolitiBunny @glenda286342182 Real ID has been phased in, nether is not a requirement (yet). The same can’t be said for the new agenda.

@LisaOGiggles @12gigi2 @PolitiBunny @glenda286342182 If they don’t match you have to provide official documentation of each name change. A regular drivers license of state ID is not adequate. It must meet the same criteria as required for Real ID. Funny there was no outrage by Dems over Real ID which created the same hurdles.

@PolitiBunny @SoMN_Michele @glenda286342182 Replacing a Consular Report of Birth Abroad (CRBA, Form DS-1350 or FS-240) generally costs $50 per copy. Requests require a completed Form DS-5542, a notarized signature, and a copy of a photo ID sent to the U.S. Department of State. U.S. Department of State (.gov)

@SoMN_Michele @glenda286342182 YES! I really should have included that ... Every state, heck, even county, may be different, but nothing is hard. And to your point, if you can't afford the documents, there are resources listed on those sites, or you can call.

@ronsterd89 $20 if the service was not good. $30-36 if it was.

@meishato Yes

I want to see something: Should I as a woman be able to get a hysterectomy because of period pain and I don’t want to have a child?

@Based_Gendo @Brcremer I do believe Mary Magdalene would like a word.

@LisaOGiggles @Brcremer I'm so glad women aren't allowed to preach.

We want the warhorse. Jesus rides a donkey. We want the eagle. The Holy Spirit descends as a dove. We want to take up swords. Jesus takes up a cross. We want the roaring lion. God comes as a slaughtered lamb. We keep trying to arm God. God keeps trying to disarm us.

@Based_Gendo @Brcremer It is one thing to be at war with powers not of this world. It’s quite another to use that mentality against your fellow humans.

God did arm us, though. Christ is the Lamb but also the Lion of Judah. We are in perpetual spiritual warfare. We are not doormats for satan, nor those that work for him. Matthew 10:34 34 Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. Ephesians 6:10-18 The Whole Armor of God 10 Finally, be strong in the Lord and in the strength of his might. 11 Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the schemes of the devil. 12 For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers over this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places. 13 Therefore take up the whole armor of God, that you may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand firm. 14 Stand therefore, having fastened on the belt of truth, and having put on the breastplate of righteousness, 15 and, as shoes for your feet, having put on the readiness given by the gospel of peace. 16 In all circumstances take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming darts of the evil one; 17 and take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God, 18 praying at all times in the Spirit, with all prayer and supplication.

@luxemiaa I married mine. He’s amazing.

but hearing him speak on how it made him feel, I smiled. Two dates in one week, with the same man and both dates were a 10 out of 10. Not sure where or if this will lead anywhere but I will take it one day at a time… to be continued

So… I went on my second date last night with a man I met online. Our first date was Sunday and it was a VIBE (lasted 7 hours… 4 hrs inside the restaurant eating and talking and 3 hrs outside walking and talking). Last night’s date was so good too… went to a Speakeasy…Had dinner, talked, and he walked me to my car. As he was getting ready to close my car door, I said “give me a kiss”… he kissed me on the lips (no tongue) several times, closed my car door then walked away. Tell me why I just ...

@KeruboSk Pouring out the rain.

If God allowed you to pick one job in Heaven, what would you choose?

@JamesAFurey For me, it was a few repetitions around me, so I could see it from where I would do it, and then they had me tie my own. The bunny ears method works well.

I was really just looking for, like, “this book/video worked really well for us.” Y’all are crazy.

My son is six, and he can read chapter books but he can’t tie his own shoes. Any advice?

@Matt_Pinner Cerebus.

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@ICCORUPSHUN1 @BulwarkOnline Splat? He’s a spineless jellyfish…but he’s a BULKY spineless jellyfish. (And I say that as a short, round, pasty-white southern granny who thinks he’s a disgrace to the region.)

@BulwarkOnline What sound would a jellyfish make if it hit the floor? Certainly not a thud.

Sen. Kennedy: "President Trump is not trying to start a war. He's trying to prevent a war…I do not believe the president will send in troops. In fact, if he sends in troops, the thud you hear will be me face planting because I fainted."

@BulwarkOnline Cleanup on Aisle 7…we have a Senator down. I fully expect him to need assistance. I live near the 82nd. They’ve canceled training exercises.

@jakescottMD @JonLemire @shaunking Did anyone expect differently, since this is 1) the man who wouldn’t go out in the rain because it would mess up his hair and 2) called the WW2 soldiers interred in France as “suckers and losers?”

@JonLemire @shaunking “Some people will die” is what you say when you have no plan, no objective, and no accountability. This is a man who started a war and doesn’t care who dies in it.

Asked whether Americans should be worried about retaliatory attacks at home, Trump acknowledges the possibility: “I guess,” he says “Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die.” time.com/7382697/trump-…