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@its_The_Dr 🤣🤣🤣

Lololol!

@3ToedBoxTurtle I agree. It’s insulting to you.

Stop saying I look like this guy! 🐢

@janninereid1 He wore those sunglasses so no one could see that his eyes were closed…

Yeah, someone actually said this. 🤦‍♀️🤣 What did he "get done" exactly? 🧐

@AngryCitizenxx Oh dang! I hope you went to a Dr. Ice helps with burn pain. Ignore that desire. You’re worth it.

I burned about 85% of my foot while making homemade fries yesterday. It boiled over. The desire to drink the pain away... is very present.

@uaivito Fleetwood Mac

SEJA HONESTO: uma pessoa te oferecesse 1 milhão para ouvir apenas um artistas por 48 horas seguidas, quem você escolheria?

@ericmmatheny @AjcFisher @johnthune 😡😡😡

Remember when John Thune said that Trump can make no recess appointments. Look who was seated behind him - smiling ear to ear. Collins and Murkowski. Thune is a useless RINO!

@Clam_Fan 🤣🤣🤣

A guy goes to see his Doc for an annual physical. The Doc asks about his physical activity level. The guy asks, what do you mean? The doctor says, "Well, for example, what did you do yesterday?" The guy says, "Yesterday afternoon, I; - took a five hour walk about seven miles through some pretty rough terrain, - waded along the edge of a lake, - pushed my way through brambles, - got sand in my shoes and in my eyes, - jumped three feet in the air when I almost stepped on a snake, - climbed several rocky hills, and - hacked my way through some tall grass. After all of that I was so exhausted and dehydrated, I drank eight beers." The doctor says, "WOW, you are one hell of an outdoorsman!" The guy responds, "Actually, I'm just a really shitty golfer."

@historyrock_ Anything’s possible. But it isn’t likely.

Is it really possible that someday someone will surpass this man's levels?

@mooseincrisis Holy mackerel!

the stupid bear took my antlers, so i chased him back. who’s the prey now?

@Notwokenow No

Would you ever live with a romantic partner if they flatly refused to allow guns in the home? I wouldn’t.

@MikeBales 🤣🤣🤣

I don’t mean to brag but I got my highest score ever on my bathroom scale this morning.

@atensnut It has been trash for years.

The Wall Street Journal is TRASH!!

@ScottPresler 😊😊🤣

Thank you very much.

@MikeBales @astorgirl Oof. Mike might need a nap first…

Mike got invited to an event at 10pm on Tuesday. Mike is 57 years old. Is Mike going?

Get out there and vote like there’s no tomorrow, because if we don’t win the midterms we’re done. Dead in the water. Make sure you and your family and friends are registered correctly and vote RED. Mark your calendars, send reminders, give rides. Share. x.com/mitchellvii/st…

@AirForceDad50 He might wonder about that moron grandson of his…

If he were alive today, I wonder how he would feel about this lunatic insane asylum Democrat Party. What would he say? The Democrats are definitely not what they were decades ago.

@MikeBales The Old Woman Wake-Up Club also held a meeting. As the only that showed up, I made the motion (and seconded it) to nap for a bit. The ayes carried it..

I hereby call the 4 AM Old Man Wake-Up Club meeting to order against my will. I should be sawing logs right now. Instead my ancient body decided 4 AM is the perfect time to reboot for no goddamn reason. Highlights include: • Getting up to pee for the third time • Making coffee I don’t even want • Sitting in the dark feeling smug and annoyed at the same time I hate this club. I earned sleep. My internal clock clearly didn’t get the memo.

@TheEXECUTlONER_ My grand dog comes over from next door each day to spend the day with my dog and me while her family is at work and school. Sometimes she sleeps over if she wants out late and they go to bed before she wants back in. She scritches on my door and slides under the blankets with us.

This woman thought this was a one time thing. But, she continued to get camera notifications. Her Dad was showing up every workday to pick up his granddogs because he said they shouldn’t be home alone all day. So he takes them to his house to have play dates with HIS dogs. ❤️ This man looks like he has created a full custody schedule and he never misses a day. 😂 What a dad! Doggie daycare is expensive! 💯 What’s it like having a dad who is so active he wants to be a part of even his granddogs lives? Wouldn’t you love to know your dogs were being loved and cared for by your dad or a family member instead of being home alone while everyone is at work?

@EricLDaugh @DebbyLG3 I’d like to see it happen. I just don’t think it will.

🚨 JUST IN: Gov. Ron DeSantis MIC DROPS Hakeem Jeffries after President Trump calls for House Republicans to remove Temu Obama from office "Hakeem wanted 'MAXIMUM WARFARE' didn’t he?" 😂🫳🏻🎤 You asked for it, Hakeem!

Fallout from the pandemic still goes on in the medical world. Please share. x.com/therealisticrn…