Dr Bird (the Concussion Edition)

@LordHuron YAYAAAAAA

I left it all behind on an endless road

@hialmberi GOD Dark timeline show me the evil graham

me pausing as i go to hit the pen, abruptly remembering i said "well, one must imagine sisyphus happy. I guess." out loud with my human mouth today to the new hire i'm training at work. why did i say that. what could the context possibly have been

Was starting to feel "maybe I'm faking it" levels of guilty about calling off but I just sneezed so hard I bit my tongue and couldn't see for a few seconds. Nah I needed this

one thing i love about nosferatu is that it really maintains a goofy suspense of disbelief. like the trope of signing a contract in a language you don’t understand and having it be actually signing your wife over to a vampire is so funny. like that could be in a spongebob episode

going from a larger room to a smaller room is one of the many experiences

My wife has kindly asked me to stop referring to the neutered male pets in our house as “my council of eunuchs”

last night was a fable

Guys I started to make a Christmas ad for #TheBookOfBill but got sick and ran out of time. The result is a Lynchian flu nightmare. I’ll send a signed book to anyone who can “finish” making this commercial. Good luck!

This tweet is right in the middle of the "it's joever" and "fuck it we ball" spectrum in my head and I think about it every day

me to my 4 year old son: i just got off the phone with santa and he is so angry about what you did that i am genuinely afraid for your life. we need to put you in hiding because at this point i think he would even kill me to get to you.

some of you need to log off and touch grinch

Laika

Okami 2 leak