Lis 🌹🥀

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Lis 🌹🥀

@Lissblizz

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Katılım Mart 2026

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.@Dboysback65·1d

I hate when a job emails me and be like they decided to go w better candidates, lmao like how do you know they are actually better bitch you never met me

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Lis 🌹🥀@Lissblizz·1d

And what if I’ve seen enough Pokémon card rip vids that I kinda want to get into it and start a “cute” binder like some cuties have been doing. Idc bout the money making cards. I’m not a scalper.

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♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘@fw_naetoblaq·2d

Me: whatever happens happen Whatever: *happens* Me:

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daz@MetamateDaz·3d

boomers: I would die for my country. Millennials: I would die for my cat. Gen Z: I would die.

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Hit Factory@HitFactoryPod·4d

tremendous.

𝕐o̴g̴@Yoda4ever

Baby penguin who is molting but hasn't lost the baby feathers on its head. It looks like a little beret..🐧👒😊

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ً@prinkasusa·4d

Men are not smart. We've talked about this.

soup 🤍@alorazei

Why do Men think Vaginas get loose if you sleep with 30 different people but it stays tight if you sleep with the same person 30 times?

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Del Luna🌙@_wanguiii·4d

Can someone just hire me

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𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉@6looted·4d

I asked my coworker what’s wrong because she seemed so off and she said "I'm tired of pretending I like you guys" and honestly? same.

𝚜𝚒𝚡𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚟𝚎@lootedarchive

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Lis 🌹🥀@Lissblizz·3d

@SpritneyBeers44 Wow. Not I have to have a great day and a chub 😒

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Spritney🫧@SpritneyBeers44·3d

Hi, have a great day c:

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autist@litteralyme0·6d

When I’m deleting pictures from my camera roll but I scroll a little too deep in and find pictures from when everything was perfect

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blossomthecat@lilblossmae·9 Nis

treat detected

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Frases Barbie@barbie_context·8 Nis

Los mosquitos cuando te ven con pantalones cortos:

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glizzy mcguire@drnkngshmpn·8 Nis

"vagueposting" it's called a fucking subtweet and was the backbone of this website before you idiots got here

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Lowkeyhurt@uhtriad·8 Nis

“Press R3” 8 year old me:

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ً@prinkasusa·8 Nis

Put a man in a room full of women He will call it a heaven Put a women in a room full of man She will call it hell

✧@cessonmute

hit me with the harshest reality truth

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The Random Recruiter@randomrecruiter·8 Nis

Checking your phone at 4:47 PM on a Tuesday and seeing "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to move forward with other candidates"

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Lis 🌹🥀@Lissblizz·9 Nis

Lina taking up 90% is so cute but girl my body hurts

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Interesting things@awkwardgoogle·8 Nis

What an incredible thing to see outside your window!

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Lis 🌹🥀@Lissblizz·8 Nis

Being an empath and working in pet med is not for the weak. Cause I am certainly crying with the family if they have to put their pet down

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Lis 🌹🥀@Lissblizz·8 Nis

@SpritneyBeers44 Me 🤝🏽Licking my phone screen anytime you pop up.

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Spritney🫧@SpritneyBeers44·8 Nis

Me 🤝🏻 the color yellow 💛

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