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A man drove a car through a playground - packed with young children - on July 18, and it’s just being reported on now? Was this not considered newsworthy at the time?

UPDATE: MarineLand’s whales have safely made the journey from Niagara Falls to the Pearson Airport in Toronto. Grateful for the police who masterfully guided the trip.

An off-day shameless plug. Excited to announce I’m going on a 🇨🇦Canada wide book tour in November. Hope to meet as many people as I can across the country. Stay tuned for cities/details. Until then, preorder your copy today @HarperCollinsCa

@PlugOneTwo @AskAaronLee Neck hole, two arm holes, waist hole = 4. Six holes in front + back = 12. Together, 16.

@AskAaronLee I’m see 15. How did some of you guys get 16? TIA.

@FoodProfessor @X Happy you’re back! The investment post still appears on your timeline from four days ago, just a heads up that you may have missed deleting it

My account was hacked on July 11, but I'm now back. Thank you, @X, for your diligent investigation and assistance in restoring my account.

New Meme Just Dropped 👍 #AllStarGame

A friendly reminder that many of the politicians expressing their disgust today at the recent Toronto shootings voted for and passed Bill C-5, which removed mandatory prison sentencing for multiple offences involving firearms, such as: -Using a firearm or imitation firearm in the commission of an offence. -Possession of a prohibited or restricted firearm with ammunition. -Weapons trafficking and importing/exporting firearms. -Discharging a firearm with intent or while being reckless, as well as robbery and extortion with a firearm. They also backed Bill C-75, which lowered the bar for bail, making it easier for violent criminals and gang members to be released back onto our streets.

Ernie Clement will be the American League’s starting 2B at the All-Star Game! Clement earns an automatic bid after leading all AL players in Phase 1 voting.

My dog acts like he’s about to have a poop-related crisis, then goes outside and spends 30 minutes appreciating nature

One of the very, very best. Enjoy your well-deserved retirement, Annette! ❤️

He died. Are we EVER going to have an honest conversation about what's going on in this city/province/country? Tweets from the powerful expressing "thoughts and prayers" and "this is not who we are" and other pablum is all we get? ANOTHER officer killed in the line of duty. In one week. In a sane world, this leads to MASSIVE change. cp24.com/local/toronto/…

@brandongonez 3.6% from the TFW program… how many International Students? How many spouses of International Students who have an open work permit? Because my local Tims is stacked with “local students”. They don’t count them the same as TFWs and that’s their loophole.

Tim Hortons is trying to win back the support of Canadians

We were told by CFIB lobbyists and Restaurants Canada that local Canadians were too lazy to work at Tim Hortons. Now, on the eve of American competitors moving in, Tim Hortons tells Canadians that it will employ 10,000 Canadians. Continue the boycott.

“can i start you off with an appetizer, maybe 30 tortillas?” “god no, i can’t eat that many tortillas!” “how about if cut them up into triangles, fry them in seed oil, & serve them with some salsa?” “omg that sounds delightful”.

'The two passengers who bought Hanzavirus onto the ship had preciously been bird watching on a rubbish dump' is the most real life opening scene of an 'outbreak' movie I have ever heard

May the 4th be with you 🫡

If you’re Canadian - you recognize this brand of soap

If we can't deport a mass murderer who the CBSA and the majority of Canadians want out of the country, how can we ever function as a law abiding society?

This is how we used to unfriend people in the 80s🤣🤣🤣

I’ve never seen anything more accurate