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@NYCMayor New Zohran brief just dropped. He got just got briefed by someone who queefed and now is giving us the brief everyone listen up.

Scammers are stealing homes from New Yorkers — and Black and Brown homeowners are being targeted the most. We're launching the Mayor's Office of Deed Theft Prevention, led by Director Peter White, to defend vulnerable homeowners. And we are pausing the tax lien sale for the next six months as we review and fix a broken system. We are using every tool at our disposal to help New Yorkers stay in their homes in the city we love.

@IanJaeger29 I herd he is illiterate

Hakeem Jeffries says that he will debate President Trump at any time, any place. This dude is totally unserious.

@RepJeffries Hopefully Flordia redistricts and then democrats will never see power again.

Regime change is coming to the United States Congress in November.

@piersmorgan LOL our citizens are more armed than your army and are out numbered.

If President Trump wants to take the Falkland Islands away from Britain, then we must reclaim the United States. Perfect way to celebrate the 250th anniversary of American Independence. King Charles can announce it to Congress next week.

@JOKAQARMY1 Who ever is working at the morgue that night is a lucky bastard.

IG Model Klaudiaglam passes away after being ran over by car outside a nightclub in Soho.

@Not_the_Chode @james_xond Ya anyone with a real job knows. The poster who posted this is probably an Ipad baby who doesn’t leave the house.

@james_xond Until a few years ago, I thought it was perfectly normal and common to smell the rain before it has arrived. Im 43 and have always smelled the rain, and shifts in the weather.

My grandma used to say, “I can smell rain coming”. Can people “smell rain” before it starts?

@james_xond Yep I work outside I can feel rain coming or smell it. Go outside and hang out for like 20+ years, 40+ hours a week.

@AmiriKing CA is garbage.

I made a map of the states where people can actually cook. (Home cooks AND restaurants) States in red? Don’t even bother. Absolute WORST: Oklahoma Absolute BEST: California

@Restrictfootage AI that badge is fake and the whole thing is AI

@AntiWokeMemes Your Vagina says better get used to working40+ hour weeks dumbass.

What is your response to her sign? 🪧

@0xQuasark 2cb or mescaline

Name the psychedelic 🍄🧪💊🌵

@Geniustechw It would be hilarious she would probally rage quit n

I could totally see her beating Vance or Rubio in debate, don’t you? 😳

@MountainDew Gee I don’t know maybe stop the plan of discontenting 12 packs of Hard MT Dew. What the fuck bunch of assholes.

Which Dew flavor would be a 🔥🔥🔥air freshener

@80sThen80sNow Throw some lube on that and it was like Ronald Himself was jerking you off

Over 40 Years Ago, These Plastic Ronald McDonald Hand Puppets Were Everywhere. #mcdonalds #fastfood #ronaldmcdonald #food

@RealCarrotTop @KILLTONY @Daily_Express You rule you orange hysterical bastard

"Carrot Top on @KILLTONY Guest of the Year win and his 20 year Las Vegas residency" via @Daily_Express urldefense.proofpoint.com/v2/url?u=https…

@RepShriThanedar You gotta be blunted to thinks those eyebrows you bought were a great decision

Let's be blunt: we need full legalization now!

@NBCNews Wow tha sounds like what normally happens when your fired from a job. Great reporting!

Thirteen federal workers who were laid off during the DOGE cuts tell NBC News they struggled to find work, had to move or took major pay cuts after their agencies were gutted. nbcnews.com/politics/doge/…

@Naim__Ali Nope oct 1967 born in san Francisco.

Was Vanilla Ice the first wigger

@SenSchumer @SenateDems @SenateGOP Chuck sucks his own dick. 😂😂😂

Let’s take a look at the stark contrast between @SenateDems and @SenateGOP: @SenateGOP wants to shell out billions to an out-of-control ICE force with 0 reforms. @SenateDems want to put that money back in your pocket. Republicans are bending the knee to Donald Trump and Stephen Miller. Democrats are standing with the American people.

@SBT564 trolls are out

Virginia has the most effective Governor in modern American history. Abigail Spanberger has signed over 1,300 bills since becoming Governor..