Samuel Dolan

@mikey_auten It said warm up on the plate idiot.

Ate a cold cinnamon roll today. Wish I would’ve warmed it up.

RIP Charlie Kirk. It doesn’t matter what your opinion is of Charlie or his politics if you don’t view this as one of the darkest days in American history than you are part of the problem.

I’ve been told Charlie Kirk is alive. Continue praying for Charlie! 🙏 America saw a miracle after Trump was shot because we as a nation were praying a covering of protection over him before he was ever shot in Butler. America needs to see another miracle from all of us praying for Charlie after what looked unsurvivable. America needs to believe in God. I believe in miracles because I believe in Jesus the son of God. In the name of Jesus please save Charlie Kirk!! 🙏

ESPN’s commercial for the Week 0 Ireland game between #22 Iowa State and #17 Kansas State. 🔥🇮🇪

Had some phenomenal pasta tonight

THE BIG 12 CHAMP GAME IS FINALLY SET 🙌 @ASUFootball will take on @CycloneFB on Saturday in Arlington 🔱🌪️

WELCOME BACK MR PRESIDENT 🫡

Don’t sleep on Rocco Becht🗣️

It’s @BarstoolISU hate hate week 😤 *checks notes* Corn and beer. Nvm that rocks. Hate week over.

6⃣-0⃣ @CycloneFB is 6-0 for the first time since 1938! 😤

This is hilarious. Kamala Harris told reporters that Ron DeSantis was being selfish and ‘utterly irresponsible’ for not taking her call regarding Hurricane Milton. Hours later, Ron DeSantis says in her 3 and a half years in office, Kamala Harris hasn’t called him once to offer assistance. “She has no role in this. In fact, she's been vice president for three and a half years.” “I've dealt with a number of storms under this administration. She has never contributed anything to any of these efforts.” “She's the first one who's trying to politicize the storm, and she's doing that just because of her campaign.”

The Trump campaign should put this in an ad. @DonaldJTrumpJr

Kamala Harris got called “the original Hawk Tuah girl” on Fox this morning 🤣

Trump Vance 2024! 🇺🇸

Real crackers love Busch #CTESPN

I Got 5 on It 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

We will take the field…𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦. 🌪🚨🌪

So on a special night for girls' wrestlers in Iowa, it is extra special for Charles City's Lilly Luft. Ember Henderson of Louisville, Ky is in attendance to watch Luft compete in 130 finals. Henderson, now 13, received Lilly's brother Logan's heart when she was seven #iahswr

Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a perfect movie.