WHERE IS YO SCOOTA

@yeahrightbud @53gaDr3amca5t The toasted coconut vanilla and cinnamon roll flavors have me in a chokehold! Keeps longer too.

@53gaDr3amca5t The Chobani creamer is super good and doesn’t use an oil, it’s just milk cream sugar and flavor.

One of my most trad chud opinions is that this shit is actually genuinely evil, how the fuck did a company manage to psyop an entire country so thoroughly into dumping vegetable oil into their coffee bewilders me completely

@LASHYBILLS Everyone in Cincinnati knows her. She’s got mental problems and is always starting trouble at the police station, in the courts, etc. She needs meds.

The Cincinnati Police Department pulled over a woman whose car was being pushed by another vehicle after it broke down at a Shell gas station. BACKSTORY… I've been stuck at the Shell gas station on Reading Rd all motherfucking day and a random man pulls up and offers to push my car bumper to bumper all the way to my home so I didn't have to keep sleeping in my car because I didn't want to leave it while the night walkers were having a midnight festival right next to it. I ain't been able to work all day and I'm worried bout how my kids are going to get to school, feed them, feed myself, as well as my dogs then bills are due too. I use my car for work. I have a spotless driving record. I'm in crisis. Then this bitch ass niggas wanna pull me over after seeing me and this kind stranger bumper to bumper while both of have our hazard lights on. The first words out their mouth were "are there any drugs or weapons in the car?" | SNAPPED. THEY DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR MY DAMN LICENSE FIRST OR TELL ME WHY THEY PULLED ME OVER. Then going have the nerve to tell me they ask every single car that same question when they pull them over in Cincinnati. NO TF YALL DONT, nose gotta be longer than Pinocchios whole family combined. Just Lying out the side of yo neck ass nigga!!! Just out here profiling motherfuckers trying to get to their destination ass niggas!!! I could've used a mechanic, a jump, some parts, a gift card to autozone or something but this bullshit right here- yall got the game fucked up big dawg. So hell yeah here's another incident of me cussing Cincinnati's Biggest gang clean tf out be yall really do got me bent all types of ways. As a matter of fact Venmo me here: GodsFavoriteTree some money for intentional infliction of emotional distress since yall so motherfucking nosey and doing yall job in such a predatory fucking manor. CHANGE THE CULTURE in this department or imma keep speaking up and out about yall fools. I ain't from here but I'm here now and today was one of the worst days of my life. Yall tried to kick me while I'm down and I was fully prepared to go out kicking and screaming cause yall wasn't bout to search shit or tow shit bitch ass niggas. I WAS LEGALLY PARKED BITCH. Now either fix my damn car or go fight some real crime.FAKE ASS BATMAN AND ROBIN WANNABE ASS NIGGAS.

@olesoul57_2 Mama probably went through some SHIT to get that boy across the stage. Run on, sis! 🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️

Graduation season is always a trip 😮‍💨👀

@notcapnamerica They cooked his ass SO bad

Who is this?

@ToxicSideChick_ And then you try to visually follow it while its bouncing all over the place and end up looking like Usher in that box

When he pulls his boxers down and that thang bounce out like it's on hydraulic🙃😍

@_niasymone @dronevibess We lost Famous Dave’s here some years back & I ain’t been right since 😩

@dronevibess Famous Dave’s be bussing and gives the same vibes

DC falls short when it comes to good bbq. A bbq hot link, rib tips, and some fries soaked in bbq sauce would heal me right now

@stoppfeenin Somebody said she moving that little pan of dressing and I ain’t stopped laughing since

Me walking to absolutely nowhere after getting a haircut, just to show it off.

@SoDebNair I ain’t never forgave Porsha for this!

Porsha and another one of her harebrained schemes 😭 First off, Todd was FINE. That man was over there all hopeful, giggly, cheesing hard as hell thinking this was going somewhere… only for Porsha to hit him with “I just want a baby, not a relationship” 💀 And lowkey it really felt like she only got baby fever because she saw her sister with a baby and wanted one too. Porsha be making life decisions off vibes and jealousy every other season 😭 #RHOA

@KammyTaughtYou Teachers like this deserve everything ❤️

One of my most challenging second graders randomly loves when I bring tuna. So now when I make it I find myself making a little bowl for her too. She came in shut down and mad this morning. Wouldn’t talk. When I pulled out that tuna she ate, cried then told me what was wrong.

@olesoul57_2 Almost slung Motha out the choir stand!

He reacted like that because knew he was about to get that Bigen wiped smooth the hell off lol

I deserve a very flirty, fun summer. Enough with being locked in, I need whimsy and ridiculous joy.

Also while I’m here….the fact that Pick Mes exist and they WANT to cook and clean and have your kids and are begging to be chosen and so many men would rather spend their time arguing with the rest of us instead of simply going and choosing one of them is a pretty telling indicator that the real issue is power and control. They don’t want women who WANT to do these things freely. They want the thrill of dominating women who don’t into submission.

@talleyberrybaby @notcapnamerica Sliced cucumber with Tajin or garlic expressions is my new go to and it slaps every time

My food hyperfixation is finally a vegetable and not something 2560 calories

@iam_Chrissss @Metro_Fella @Jahquari @thecarlosking_ I would give anything for this show to come back!

@Metro_Fella @Jahquari I recommend y’all tune in to the GOLDMINE that is Hollywood Divas. You learn so much about her life and it genuinely was amazing reality TV. I still believe in a future with the divas of both ATL & LA if it aligns with @thecarlosking_ & the divas 💙👀✨.

Wait….. EXCUSE ME!???

@ReclaimD1 Girl if you don’t take half his money and leave

Older women have no idea about the mindset of a young H🐱3. They will F‼️CK your husband then post a Tik Tok about how their sneaky link always talks about his fat, old, annoying wife when she’s giving him head 😂👑

@chess_playa87 @zone6nova You know, it gets to a point where….

@zone6nova yeah its plenty of songs out there but they want us dead or in jail to clear up houses for immgrants to come into.

We need rappers to make cookout songs again. Rap songs that you can play around kids and old folks without them cringing.

You can tell black people the full plans and they’ll still say “okay just let me know.” NIGGA I JUST DID!!!

@RealityStriker @marcel_aromeh Nah but why is this so accurate 😂😂😂

@marcel_aromeh As usual YT mens lips disappear when confronted and checked.

He tried to lecture a former human trafficking prosecutor on protecting kids... it didn't go well

@1EntreProNegro lol

Whose Church is this?! They got a DJ playing Tip?!

@JD__Baker @nottTHATrudy @TheDEFAULT_Ira It’s so hard to believe this shade assassin is a whole gospel legend

@nottTHATrudy @TheDEFAULT_Ira Lol if vindictiveness was cloaked in the guise of “love”

Lmaooo Kim!!! This was a naaaaasty church lady read in Jesus Name 😂😂😂