SAMBA-LITUS THEORY

@RealCandaceO Loomer ran to Trump for help, lol. i bet she is the reason he has this new post about u while using your old face bruise pic- she ran to daddy for protection after being Candace-Whooped all over the place lol. they have ran out of gas lol

As previously discussed, bring the gold bullions into the Vatican crypt. Beware the SPLC is heavy on the chase. Speak to no one that doesn’t have a podcast.

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@RealCandaceO Trump having a meltdown over you, you must be getting closer. he used your old face bruise picture on truth social to make a post special for you , yet they say u are irrelevant and a loser, lol. They are freaking out all over the place

@gdogontap1988 @ZeekArkham lol. caught doing what? you retards are making up wet dreams in your heads lol. no one knows what the fuck u are talking about except you. the only ones freaking out are the people scared about the investigation of CK assasination , that would be your friends lol

@LitusSamba @ZeekArkham She has been caught....she must be one of those humanoids hybrids she believes in.....you cultists are freaking comical.

Yeeeeeaaaahhhh… I’m calling bullshit on this one. Candace has a production team. She’s got a social media team. This isn’t a regular podcast where she’s doing the post-production and most of the legwork to make sure her episodes come out. There’s a team behind this. She didn’t forget to announce her departure. Something came up and she had to get the hell out of dodge. Where is she traveling? For how long? Who is going with her? You’re telling me she doesn’t have a pre-taped “best of” show that she could send out? She didn’t tape something ahead of time, since she supposedly knew this trip was coming up? No one from her social media team told her she forgot to tell everyone there was no episode this week? Her handlers didn’t say anything to her about this departure? I’m not buying this slop! There’s more to this! I’m just asking questions. See how that works?

@LauraLoomer lol. so they have fled to Italy in your estimation? - aaaaw. the cope is real

SCOOP: Candace Owens and Nick Fuentes are both in Italy and fled to Italy at the same time without alerting their viewers. What are the odds that they would both be in Italy at the same time? Source tells me Candace Owens flew American Airlines from Charlotte, North Carolina to Leonardo da Vinci–Fiumicino Airport in Rome, Italy. It was apparent Fuentes was in Italy after photos of him in Italy surfaced online. Those two like to pretend like they hate each other, but now they are both in Italy at the same time… Their sudden travel to Italy comes one day after the DOJ indicted the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) for fraud over their secret funding of extremist groups with funds that allegedly came from offshore accounts.

@ZeekArkham only Guilty people feel relief when it appears the foot is off their neck briefly which is what your incoherent rant is giving, why would u feel relief over a "liar" taking a brief break??? you and your friends might want to ask yourselves that champ. no impulse control lol

@RealCandaceO Erikas minions are out here freaking out like crazy over this, its actually quite hilarious. the funny thing is they are reacting like people who are desperately trying to prevent something from coming out and they dont even realize that they doing it with every freak out lol

No show today!! Sorry—I thought I had announced I was traveling with my family. See you guys next week!

@ZeekArkham Your ability to weigh Severity is quite disturbing lol. okay lets weigh which is more critical: Candace Skipping a Thurday show Versus Investigating who assasinated charlie Kirk??? well according to retarded u , Candace skipping a thurday show is more of a crisis, lol. alrighty

@ZeekArkham lol. and the retarded shit you just wrote is supposed to what? make her panic? are u people this retarded ? i guess u must be because u wrote quite a long incoherent rant. dont worry she will be back on Monday to cover the assasination u and ur friends dont want investigated lol

@ginamilan_ if thats what u want to believe to help u sleep tonight, go at it , lol. u retards always amuse us with the retarded comment of each day. this should be number 1 lol

Something I would say if my lawyer just dropped me and I had to find a new one. Just saying. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@mplpodcast305 you must be retarded high school students, what has ones age got to do with shutting down a now corrupt organization hiding the details of their founders assasination, yet alone dont want anyone or themselves to investigate it . lol.

Candace Owens is pushing 40 trying to sabotage TPUSA high school events 🤣

@mplpodcast305 good. they deserve to be sabotaged.

@RealCandaceO @JDVance yup everyone can see the change in TPUSA. its funny how that man was assassinated and they couldnt even pretend for even a day, they CLEARLY needed him out of the way

The resignation letter written by the University of Georgia’s Turning Point chapter President is worth reading. Though I doubt she will ever receive an apology from anyone on the executive team, we can at least share and hope @JDVance sees it. Classy and well-stated.

@StoneJAlex sure we love Cult leaders who investigate public assasinations. we dont like cults who participate in or cover up public assasinations. looks like u pieces of shit are running out of ideas that dont sound utterly retarded lol

Candace Owens is a cult leader

@LauraLoomer @RealCandaceO We Like Melania. so if Mr farmer has to go, then so does Melania but we wont get her involved because word on the street is that Melania hates you- your attempt to raise topics more important than charlies murder and lack of investigation of that murder is meeting roadblocks lol

There is something CandyO really doesn’t want people knowing about, and it’s the gun. Quick question @RealCandaceO When your husband George Farmer allegedly got busted on charges of possession of a firearm when he was allegedly arrested for a DUI and fleeing the scene of a crash as a green card holder, was he strapping a sissy little .22 derringer in his panties, or was he carrying something a real man would carry? Also, your husband was not a US citizen when this allegedly happened… George became a US citizen on March 22, 2025. So how was he allegedly in possession of a firearm and carrying one at the time of his alleged arrest for DUI on 8/10/2023 if he wasn’t a US citizen? Did he disclose this on his citizenship application? He would have had to report this alleged crime to the US Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS). Otherwise, it’s grounds for denaturalization and deportation. Cc: @secrubio @DHSgov @ICEgov Every time you call me “Larry”, I drop another document, piece of information that can be verified, and another part of my “Candy Unwrapped” Series. Also, another question, since I just love axing questions, who did you call to allegedly get this record expunged? 🤔 I’m just axing questions… PS: Gosh damn girl. That grip. He’s supposedly a man, not your prop.

@kelzbelz_29 @LauraLoomer @Daytobehappy @RealCandaceO she really does look like the SAW puppert in jigsaw. all this retrded rants because they dont like that candace is investigating an assasination. fact they dont see how that makes them look like they are confessing to something is quite hilarious. it might as well be a confession

@LauraLoomer @Daytobehappy @RealCandaceO You didn’t drop any information here LARRY, all you did was drop a bunch of accusations with “allegedly” written in to avoid legal repercussions. It must suck to be you. You’re so fucking bitter.

@LauraLoomer @RealCandaceO Larry, Charlies assassination investigation shall proceed.u can keep freaking out with laughable "receipts" -Tell your pals that they are looking more guilty with every retarded post u make. its not lost on people that ur rants are because u are angry about a murder invetsigation

@LauraLoomer Trying hard to make people ignore the charlie Kirk investigation ?? lol. i think u will have more success auditioning for the next jigsaw movie with your actual face, lol.

Candace Owens was living with a man named Ryan who she was dating for 7 years when she came home one day and told him she was engaged to George Farmer. How is she a devout Catholic? 2 weeks before she was engaged to George Farmer, she was living in Philadelphia with Ryan and her cat. She was planning to marry Ryan. Then she met George and 2 weeks later, she was engaged to him because he had more money than Ryan. Don’t let her tell you she’s some devout Catholic. She’s for the streets. Ryan was her Republican boyfriend who “converted her” from Democrat to Republican by helping her make videos under the username RedpillBlack. How do I know? Because Candace invited me to dinner with her and Ryan in Connecticut multiple times in 2017. She is a social climber and will say and do anything for money and fame, including abandon a man she spent 7 years with for a lady like Brit with a trust fund and rich daddy. Isn’t that right, @TheLordFarmer? Please tell us why you don’t follow your daughter in law on X.

@LauraLoomer well all the Men Candace has been with are still alive, cant say the same for erika, miss mental institution lol

@pwilsondtf yeah u would say that, u must have family members who are presently instituted in nut houses like her lol. you are part of the clan who covers up public assasinations. yeah i think we will stick with Good ol Candace, we rock with decent human beings, u can stay with the scum lol

Don’t be a Candace Owens; be a Laura Loomer. 🇺🇸