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Liv Chapter

@LivChapter

History student, mother, lover, fighter, enjoyer of impossible quests, slayer of dragons.

Bath, England Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Liv Chapter@LivChapter·
@agnesjuliet I suppose, technically, 'all-encompassing because you cut my torso in half' might fall under the vague umbrella of 'some'. I had two, second was better. The first is a heck of a shock to the body, hope you're able to rest.
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Dr Agnes Arnold-Forster
Dr Agnes Arnold-Forster@agnesjuliet·
The NHS webpage on c-sections says, “Most women experience some discomfort for the firstborn few days after a caesarean.” Yes, you read that correctly: “some discomfort” 🙃🙃🙃
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Benjamin Abbott
Benjamin Abbott@thewordyben·
Everyone else did that portrait-your-face thing and it was pretty cool. I did it and unleashed some kind of hellspawn. Welp
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Chris Jacobs@thespiritofjazz·
The whole of the new @muse album is just 80s nonsense then is it?
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Chris Jacobs@thespiritofjazz·
Reading Norse myths because I’m all excited from playing God of War. Anyone heard the story of Loki being bummed by a stallion to win a bet? Bet Marvel won’t cover that one.
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Liv Chapter
Liv Chapter@LivChapter·
@Williams_J13 When you have your own place you can fold them however you like! And your mum will come round and refold them
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Liv Chapter@LivChapter·
Few minutes into #StarTrekDiscovery - a thumbs up for the lesser known sci-fi concept of LOOKING OUT OF THE FUCKING WINDOW
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Liv Chapter@LivChapter·
Somewhat less enticing than 'draw me like one of your French girls' #shakemevin
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Liv Chapter@LivChapter·
Today's achievements: Ate Showered Errands Forgot half of errands Prevented child from climbing into the toilet Calling it a success.
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Liv Chapter@LivChapter·
Baby asleep so I'm 'working'. Means I'm sat on the sofa thinking about all the stuff I would be doing if I weren't so bloody tired.
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Liv Chapter@LivChapter·
The Pontipines are the worst parents ever. Narrator: 'Where are the children?' PPs: 'Fucked if I know, where's my raspberries?'
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Liv Chapter@LivChapter·
The real reason Royal Mail was privatised: shenanigans of Postman Pat. He has a plane and a 4x4 and is still never bloody on time.
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Liv Chapter@LivChapter·
I keep seeing nice clothes in targeted adverts, take the chance and click and 9/10 times it's from the kiddie range. Much disappointment.
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Liv Chapter@LivChapter·
@LadyVintagex I'll have a look tomorrow (baby asleep). Got leggings too but they might be a bit long! How're you doing?
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