Liv Chapter

@agnesjuliet I suppose, technically, 'all-encompassing because you cut my torso in half' might fall under the vague umbrella of 'some'. I had two, second was better. The first is a heck of a shock to the body, hope you're able to rest.

The NHS webpage on c-sections says, “Most women experience some discomfort for the firstborn few days after a caesarean.” Yes, you read that correctly: “some discomfort” 🙃🙃🙃

@thewordyben Oh the horror!!!

Everyone else did that portrait-your-face thing and it was pretty cool. I did it and unleashed some kind of hellspawn. Welp

@thespiritofjazz @muse 80s nonsense you say? Intrigued

The whole of the new @muse album is just 80s nonsense then is it?

@thespiritofjazz Where do you think Sleipnir came from?

Reading Norse myths because I’m all excited from playing God of War. Anyone heard the story of Loki being bummed by a stallion to win a bet? Bet Marvel won’t cover that one.

@SJGReelPodcast @JusAnIdea Getting Luna and her squeaky toys out!

In preparation, @JusAnIdea is soundproofing the recording room tonight.

@Williams_J13 When you have your own place you can fold them however you like! And your mum will come round and refold them

I'm 22, I moved away from home for 4 years, and have an MA and two jobs but according to my mother I can't fold towels right! #MumsWisdom #MovedHome #MothersRules

@innadp @RockingClassics You just beat me to it!

@RockingClassics Puellae!

Quis orbem regit? #InternationalWomenDay2018

I found a way to combine motherhood and my interests #PeekabooPennywise #IT

@thewordyben what what what is this???

Few minutes into #StarTrekDiscovery - a thumbs up for the lesser known sci-fi concept of LOOKING OUT OF THE FUCKING WINDOW

Booooooooo! That's terrible, you're terrible, get off the stage! #worstpunever #19thcenturynewspapers

Talking to @jusanidea about essay 'the one about Smokey Beth?' Yes the one on Margery Kempe. 'Was she a Satanist?' Oh dear #twitterstorians

Somewhat less enticing than 'draw me like one of your French girls' #shakemevin

Today's achievements: Ate Showered Errands Forgot half of errands Prevented child from climbing into the toilet Calling it a success.

Baby asleep so I'm 'working'. Means I'm sat on the sofa thinking about all the stuff I would be doing if I weren't so bloody tired.

The Pontipines are the worst parents ever. Narrator: 'Where are the children?' PPs: 'Fucked if I know, where's my raspberries?'

The real reason Royal Mail was privatised: shenanigans of Postman Pat. He has a plane and a 4x4 and is still never bloody on time.

@TheUphill I still can't eat Jaffa Cakes because I went mad on them after CS and was horribly sick! Good to hear other #csectionstories

I keep seeing nice clothes in targeted adverts, take the chance and click and 9/10 times it's from the kiddie range. Much disappointment.

@LadyVintagex I'll have a look tomorrow (baby asleep). Got leggings too but they might be a bit long! How're you doing?