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@b4b4evr @Tesco I’ve only got 6 bananas in mine 🤣🙈

@Tesco what's wrong with your grocery app?? I have an order due tomorrow that I need to update, and its not working! I currently only have a bottle of champagne in my basket... any ETA on when it will be fixed?

So we started this GoFundMe to raise a few quid for the kids to have a holiday and for some of our fave charities. We've just got past £20,000! Thank you all so much, please RT and Share to change lives in Kip's name. #TeamKip #SmellyPantsWee gofund.me/f256a973

I think I need to clarify to @Telegraph readers, who may have seen the truncated headline, that the full quote is .... "I've been having cocktails parties on Zoom" ... really, matron!! #carryonisolation

@Tesco just wanted to say what a stress free trip to your Southam store was this afternoon. All the staff were polite and friendly. Great work 🥂

@lisadurbin Exactly the same here. Find myself shouting “allergies!” at regular intervals 🙈

Drag A Load Of Tat #LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary

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@DPD_UK the photo on my parcel tracking isn’t my house and I’ve no card through my door. How do I speak to someone?

@ChrisMoyles Morning

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@desirsmielleux 😂

@EverestFitEd 😳🤢😄

@simonmayo @ScalaRadio Good luck!

gooooob morning. i’m so glad you’re awake. an urgent matter requires your immediate attention. it’s me

@michaeldelve @ChrisMoyles @domisatwit @RadioX I was crying on my drive home from work😂😂

@domisatwit OMG the start of this weeks podcast is soooo good!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @RadioX @ChrisMoyles I was laughing so hard 😭😭😭😭😭😭 hello......? Hello..... 😂😂😂😂

gooooob morning. i am making the executive decision. that it is too cold. to do anything at all today. secure a cuddle buddy. and recommence your snoozles

What I don’t know about them plums, isn’t worth knowing. What’s YOUR favourite plum???

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