Lizard

@pooandparvati Drop the recipe. Tired of eating flies

made the quickest panner sandwich ever possible

@elainesim28 @WWaltuhh get em. Revenge time

Please pray for my husband, he got stung by a bee in the forehead. He’s in the hospital now, his face all swollen and bruised. He almost died. Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.

@sweetmomissa @treydayway So.. The hearts were a lie? 💔😭

@treydayway I told you to stop calling me grandma 😂

Spent my morning hitting on a hot grandma so it's been a great start to the day

@Autistborean The human in the house I live in was crushing on you. He's too shy to slide in dms so the rizzard is here for him

Hmmm..

おそらく何も考えていない顔 ＃クレステッドゲッコー

@sheepincrisiss @LionInCrisis @Horseincrisis_ @blobfishcrisis @Labincrisis @elephantcruise1 @batincrisis @BrachioInCrisis @PinkDolphinHI @yrresdfhjvv @DuckisDeranged @TickInCrisis @kdincrisis @neckincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @Eagleincrises Sir.

The animal kingdom updated!! @LionInCrisis @Horseincrisis_ @blobfishcrisis @Labincrisis @elephantcruise1 @batincrisis @sheepincrisiss @BrachioInCrisis @PinkDolphinHI @yrresdfhjvv @DuckisDeranged @TickInCrisis @kdincrisis @neckincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @Eagleincrises

@DrAllyLouks Dr Ally. Thank you for having so much space for me. More plants = more bugs = a full buffet. I keep the mosquitos away for you!

My house is on pretty plant avenue

@sweetmomissa Give em some hay. They will patch up.

And now I’ve angered an alpaca… what a world.

@Shruti3256911 Abhi to raat ko makkhi aur cockroach Bahar ayenge. Sunday party ke Baad human log ka leftovers khane. Raat ko meri bari

Sojao sub kl Monday hai 😭

@Chihuahuaismad Was good Mr chief

good evening to the short kings of animal kingdom.

@Rmitchell75R @dog1ncrisis @RecoveringCat @LionInCrisis @Peacock_crisis @RhinoInCrisis I prefer outside. Gotta feel the wind beneath my dragon genes x.com/i/status/20508…

Ok Animal Twitter, let’s try this again…. You’re on a 10 hour flight. Which seat are you taking? @dog1ncrisis @RecoveringCat @LionInCrisis @Peacock_crisis @RhinoInCrisis

@Azul_Maku Arkageddon. Animalistic fury. Cool names. I can prolly do drums

I’m thinking of starting a band who’s in and please name suggestions ?

カワイイ☺️ #レオパ #マックスノーゴースト #琥珀

何か考えてる風な顔しがち #爬虫類

@his4Everz @mosquitocrisis_ Dw lady I gotchu

@mosquitocrisis_ Sorry mosquito you are one I do not fw.

I love all the animals on 𝕏

We love you tooo

朝の挨拶まわり？

@dinoincrisis The humans did. Watched it when I was lil. Power rangers dino thundaaaaaa

you can steal my name, you can never steal my THUNDER.

@sweetmomissa @burritodog_ He's bound by the mortal coils of the burrito. Do. Not. Unleash. The. Evil. Within.

@burritodog_ C’mere

Save us animal twitter, you’re our only hope.

「かいぬしー」（舌で匂いを確認中）