Longshot Luke List

@Topo_G @TheQuarterZip lol what kind of reply is that. I’m complaining about pace of play. Not bad players. It’s ok to be bad. Just play and fast. These influencers have attracted the type of people who don’t understand this and also filled up tee sheets making it harder to get a time

@LngshotLukeList @TheQuarterZip no, I'm just not some whiney bitch who thinks I own some game because I'm better than most at it.

The YouTube golf movement is nuts. This guy tried to qualify for the U.S. Open on a course he had never played before. Then, spent the entire video complaining about not getting a practice round. And yes, he filmed his qualifying round. 24,000 views

@Topo_G @TheQuarterZip lol. U like slow pace of play? Ur the problem

@LngshotLukeList @TheQuarterZip boo hoo brokie

@Topo_G @TheQuarterZip Who cares if he is good at golf. These content creators are the reason why greens fees/membership costs are going up and why pace of play has gotten slower/tee times harder to find. They’ve made golf shittier for the rest of us just to make a quick buck #shrink

@TheQuarterZip "this guy" is Jake Dez played at Alabama, is an incredibly accomplished junior golfer who makes great videos. If you watch the video he wasn't complaining at all Jake is both awesome at golf and awesome at youtube...you're the prick

@splendiforous69 @chicagosportss1 @wannafigh @PUA_DATING_TIPS I did not go to school in the college town I live in. Live near the city I work in

@chicagosportss1 @LngshotLukeList @wannafigh @PUA_DATING_TIPS Really more like past 25. The blessing is to live in a town with a big school that you can actually work and buy a nice house in. Most big US college cities in Midwest and South are their own seperate towns away from white collar work in bigger cities.

College campuses have a near endless supply of young, tight pussy.

@DontCutKids @TheTexasSteve @MidwestGolfJake Isn’t this pretty much common sense. There isn’t a golf fan alive who would disagree with that…

@TheTexasSteve @MidwestGolfJake I didn't say they weren't close. I said they weren't *as* close. The spread was greater for Tiger than it is for Scottie.

The biggest difference between Scottie Scheffler and Tiger? Tiger's competitors wilted. Scottie's competitors still play professional golf. We won't ever see a guy win 82 and 15 again. The field is too good now.

@Jay_Sapovits @Michael_Hirtzel @acaseofthegolf1 So u essentially have played ball in hand. U just don’t refer to it as that lol

@Michael_Hirtzel @acaseofthegolf1 Sure i have. Im not the best in the world playing a sport by the rules that penalize people if they lay their club behind a ball 240 yards out and it may move.

I've never once in 30 years showed up at my golf game the day after rain and had the guys call 'ball in hand'. Not once. We just play golf. @acaseofthegolf1

@Clayton761841 @Top100Rick @BillRichards71 It’s Texas. The longer they grow the rough the more the ball will just sit up which makes it easier to get loft on the ball. This isn’t the northeast

@Top100Rick @BillRichards71 There’s zero rough at Craig ranch, legit zero. The rough is not a penalty at all, I saw Wyndham stick a 213 yard shot from the rough to like 15 feet to a dead stop out of the rough late yesterday. Also don’t see how making the greens bigger was gonna make it harder

TPC Craig Ranch spent $25M on a full renovation. One of the goals was to challenge the pros more. Si Woo shot 60 today 😂. -18 after two days. (This is his missed putt for 59.) Guys when it rains and gets the course soft, there is nothing you can do.

@TimothyBuktuUSA @Peter1098702 I’ve been to a strip club like 4 times in my life and I’ve had sex at 3 of them. You don’t go to a strip club just “to watch”…

@Peter1098702 Always thought the same thing #gay

why do people go to stripclubs do you just sit there with a boner ?

@chicagosportss1 @wannafigh @PUA_DATING_TIPS 6’3 in a college town is like shooting fish in a barrel

@LngshotLukeList @wannafigh @PUA_DATING_TIPS 32 year dinosaur getting laid by teenagers? Yea right.

@chicagosportss1 @wannafigh @PUA_DATING_TIPS 18+ only

@wannafigh @PUA_DATING_TIPS Not true. I’m 32 and live in a college town. Just go to the bars and there will be college chicks into you just for your age. Just gotta be older and taller than some of these frat dudes and it’s easy

@PUA_DATING_TIPS Problem is, you have to be college fraternity jocks to have access to those young tight pussy

@reesedavid77312 @Pete_Martuneac @KevinKaduk No it was a bad decision. Our defense was our weak link and their offense was their strength. Stupid to have those things factor into the game when we could have avoided it completely by going for it

@Pete_Martuneac @KevinKaduk Goes both ways, I feel like that momentum also could’ve and should’ve carried to OT

Took me four months to realize there were 18 seconds left when this pass landed.

@redkacheek @saulgoodmanDFS Ur crazy, this is the shot of the year so far imo. One of those shots only Spieth has the vision to see and the touch to execute. Now if he could figure out the mental game

@saulgoodmanDFS That people think it’s a crazy shot. They hit this shot nearly every week

🤷‍♂️ still confused the hype this shot got

@Lt_blutoo @nyxhaven0 @TheTwiWarrior @Brad_69696969 @redpilledhawk Thought it was common sense that with the exception of marriage, unless u want a girl to lose interest, u never ask her to be yours. U just sleep with her until she asks “what are we?”

@LngshotLukeList @nyxhaven0 @TheTwiWarrior @Brad_69696969 @redpilledhawk Nah I peaked in highschool and the only thing that stayed the same is living with my mom

Pro tip fellas: NEVER do something like this

@Lt_blutoo @nyxhaven0 @TheTwiWarrior @Brad_69696969 @redpilledhawk lol nice one. Girls are supposed to ask the guy out for prom. Period. Most of my friends had it the same. Yea some guys asked but it’s cringe

@nyxhaven0 @TheTwiWarrior @Brad_69696969 @redpilledhawk Nah, I legit had a girl ask me to both of those my junior and senior year. I didn’t want to have to pick and chose between the girls I was hooking up with so I just said yes to the first one that asked.

@LngshotLukeList @TheTwiWarrior @Brad_69696969 @redpilledhawk ur thinking of homecoming. traditionally girls ask boys to homecoming, boys ask girls to prom.

@MysticSheikh @TopGirlKeiko Yes the mma pros are the non dorks who do mma. But if u go to your average mma gym its filled with dorks who got bullied when they were younger

@TopGirlKeiko A professional MMA fighter is always capable of destroying any professional boxer within his weight class. This is not even debatable for people who understand anything about boxing and MMA. This is a purely mechanical fact regardless of heart, guts, hands, and instincts.

Long ago, a badboy once told me that most men who train MMA are dorks who got bullied and later went to learn how to fight. But the real badboys, the ones who already had heart, guts, hands, and instincts, boxed. With a few exceptions, like the Dagestan guys, I couldn’t unsee it after that. As far as looksmaxxing, it’s the most effeminate thing. Can’t take you seriously as a man. But men who are naturally handsome in a badboy kinda way *chef’s kiss*

@DoesHeLookLike @_dxllz7 They didn’t invest tho. Just provided a loan. This is only correct if they were willing to walk away with $0 if u lost. If it’s a loan, correct answer is $200 and interest

@_dxllz7 100,000,200 is probably the correct answer: they provided the parts, you provided the labour, and they get their initial investment back too.

A friend lends you $200 to gamble and you win $200M, how much are you giving your friend?

@randomspank @Brad_69696969 @redpilledhawk Girl is supposed to ask the guy. If your holking up with multiple girls u just go with the first one that asks u to go

@Brad_69696969 @redpilledhawk Exactly, you tell her to come with you and she won’t say “no” because of the implication

@TheTwiWarrior @Brad_69696969 @redpilledhawk Nope, girl is supposed to ask guy to prom. I had a few girls I was hooking up with in high school, I just went with the first one to ask me to go. Wouldn’t feel right choosing one otherwhise

@Brad_69696969 @redpilledhawk Such a virgin thing to say