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@NoContextHumans @grok Hey @grok can I also know?

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

What a night, what a club! 1 🏆, 2 more to get. Millard (the good one) with the 93rd minute winner to win the famous Bareham trophy. On to Saturday to secure the double. Thanks to everyone who came to support: #bcob

@Caroline_Mucus Definitely not Brighton.

Brighton was riot free last night This is normal Cazza 💋

@hardestgeezer I gotta hand it to you, you're one mad fucka.

Our content team will be uploading throughout the mission. A video series on youtube & daily updates on all socials. @hardestgeezer everywhere if you want to see how this unfolds.

In 5 weeks I start my World Record attempt to run the entire length of Africa🌍🏃‍♂️ In this thread I’ll break down exactly what that entails and how I’m going to do it 🧵⬇️

@LBloomy Can you please tell me where you saw it so I can go and check if its still there as I didn't even see 1.

It’s pride season and I have only seen 1 boob. That’s homophobic.

@Fishy_0731 @UpperBeedingFC Playing in new socks is like playing on an ice rink.

@UpperBeedingFC @LoadingTomDon

Is there anything more annoying ? Worn once, 8 pairs like it now

@Saltdeanfc What a player.

Despite the result, we can’t fault our very own Ross Smith. Awarded man of the match and didn’t stop until the final whistle 🐯🐯🐯 #UTT #COYT #MOTM

@SFC_TheWickers Sad news, my favourite playing day's were with the Wickers.

It is with a heavy heart we announce that today is the final game for AFC Southwick. Unfortunately without a written agreement about a move back to Old Barn Way financially we cannot commit to groundsharing forever.

@humphreys_17 Great work mate, on to Wembley!!

6 years on.. More wrinkles & a horrible beard but my legs/head still work 🏆

@SCPassMove @FDiscala You guys got any videos of the rest of the game?

🚀 - @FDiscala

This is definitely the best Messi video I’ve ever seen

@Football_BWDFL We have now found a team.

@LoadingTomDon Are you still looking for opposition?

Any football teams available for a friendly on Saturday, 3pm ko at woodside Road.

@charlwood_fc We have the 4g at woodside road, worthing book and also have a ref but team we were playing pulled out, let me know if you guys are interested.

Our opponents have dropped out of our arranged friendly tomorrow, so now on the look out. We can only travel but happy to pay! DM us if interested!

@DlippoDOG Broadwater athletic mate, what about you?

@LoadingTomDon Who ya playing for these days?

@NigeGeary This tweet has aged really well!!

Imagine signing Mo Salah and then deciding he isn’t coachable and hasn’t got what it takes to succeed in the PL and then getting rid, then doing the same to Kevin De Bryne and Lukaku... 😂 I wouldn’t worry Luke Shaw.

@LBloomy Hot.

Making the most of it before I get sunburnt ☀️

@LewisA67 Looks like I'm Scottish again.

@gammer91 @WestHam_Central This actually cracked me up.

@WestHam_Central I’ll refollow for this well done

West Ham to unveil Coufal playing chess with Soucek. Soucek goes "Czech mate"