Patrick Logan

Comedians often say Lorne Michaels will ask "it's a laugh, but is it the *right* laugh?" I wish @nbcsnl would start asking that when making Trump and his goons cartoon villains every week while real people are dying in the streets of Minneapolis.

The 25th amendment must be utilized. Remove @realDonaldTrump from office. This is inexusable and history will remember those who continue to stand with him. "As your Country has decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize" we're going to war.

@The_Wilbur @taskmaster Sat and waited for tickets to be released on @Ticketmaster, the second they go live I get nothing but a spinning circle. I refresh on my other device and get the "Sold out" message. I'm not paying $800 a ticket on the resale market. The whole system sucks.

@Hasbro when is the new Boston Monopoly being released?

@billburr I love you, man, but the money going into your pocket is coming from the same bank account that funded 9/11 and the murder of Jamal Khashoggi. What are you doing?

@Hasbro when will the new Boston-edition of Monopoly be available?

@herotimeszero Bone spurs?

Name something that's tougher than Trump.

@ConanOBrien as a psychiatrist?!? Even if he's in the movie for 10 minutes, I'm in. youtube.com/watch?v=ywFDoT…

Each year, we think about taking our kids to @SixFlags @SF_newengland and, conveniently, we get reminded "nope, we shouldn't go there. Definitely shouldn't bring kids." disneytips.com/six-flags-new-…

@SenSchumer Way to snatch mediocrity from the jaws of defeat. It's time to go, Chuck.

I just forced Republicans to delete their ridiculous bill name. It’s no longer named the “One Big Beautiful Bill.” Nothing about this bill is beautiful—it’s a betrayal to American families, and it’s undeserving of such a stupid name.

@toptrumps When is the new "Boston" Monopoly being released? Thanks.

#Philadelphia, please look for Dylan DiRenna. He's in crisis, was last seen at a bus stop in Philly today at 1:00 pm. If seen, please immediately call the local police and keep him in sight until they can respond. His family is desperate to get him help.

@GlassesUSA your customer service is terrible, every order I've placed with you has been significantly delayed for "unforseen" reasons. I won't be ordering from you again.

@GetGameChanger idea for next release, add a 3rd attendance option, please. We have players in multiple sports, sometimes they can play a half of a soccer game. It would be helpful to have a "partial" attendance option. Keeping track of it from texts or team messages is awkward.

@Quicken I'm using Simplifi and the Recurring bill amounts aren't adding up correctly. I'm not finding anything online about it. What am I missing? $9.99 / month is $119.88, not $59.94. That's 6 months of payments, not even the 4 left in the year.

@RpsAgainstTrump "The heroes who stormed Normandy and faced down communism don't recognize this country." So, people who're ~100 years old can't understand the country has changed in a century?

OMG. Don Jr’s girlfriend is dumber than I thought. Kimberly Guilfoyle: “The Heroes who stormed Normandy and faced down communism"

@highbrow_nobrow @RightWingWatch "Conversations at tables, handjobs in theatres, that I needed to be at. God says!"

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) says that she got involved in politics because God told her to: "God made it very clear that there were important conversations taking place at tables that I needed to be sat at." @RightWingWatch.

@hailsbethmcc Imagine what the break up track would sound like? I mean, when she breaks up with Kelce, I could see her gravitating towards "The Don."

You know how screwed up our "free market" economy is? Instead of preventing our politicians from committing inside trading, we just build apps to track their buys/sales so we can copy them. #NancyPelosi

@CheryleRPh2 Because she's a decent human being who puts more in to the world than she tries to take out of it and they hate that.

Why is the right attacking Dolly Parton?