London’s calling

@itvnews the lady is sick, let her go home she should not be on TV. let her rest!

@PhantomBurners @kat__scott No darling I never went to school so not stuck, I do however know when it's wrong to rip people off by being so calculating and not putting caffeine in their coffee *#missingtherealpoint

@Dunn5r @kat__scott She's lucky she got a typo, she's just been promoted 🤣

@Londonscalling8 @kat__scott Imagine trying to talk down to a barrista and call her a barrister. 😂😂😂

Anyone help me with partying in New York this weekend #newyork #nyc #contacts #technonewyork #housemusicnewyork

We love you lots, forever & always. RIP Mama 💫 ❤️

@NoContextBrits Thanks We are all racist

What clichés about the UK do you hate hearing?

@SSP1938 @NoContextBrits Your Scot's need to get out more.... he went in the platform not under the carriage ya baffooooon

@NoContextBrits Sorry, I don't find this funny as constantly incidents happen in the London Underground stations. Imagine the level of psychological trauma those drivers, the other passengers on the platform and the emergency services individuals have to go through..

DAMN! Camilla Tominey getting cooked 😌

Anyone know why #Rashford was dropped @MarcusRashford @manunitedzone #ManchesterUnited #MarcusRashford #MUFC

Inconsiderate prick as usual on tube #tfl #vape #underground #metropolitanline #wanker #selfishprick

@Joey7Barton And what have you won donut.... a jail sentence you silly animal

Can’t believe Southgate hasn’t resigned yet. That’s two World Cups and a home European Championship we could/should have won. Stop rewarding failure. Got to go. Time to hire somebody who can win. Pizza Hut advert years ago. Enough said. 📦

Perhaps the most striking thing about the new Meghan/Harry Netflix propaganda documentary is just how monumentally boring it is. It is basically several hours of whining by two extremely privileged, ultra woke and uber wealthy narcissists living a life of tremendous luxury.

Winner of the @EE Fan Vote from last night... 🥁 It's @BellinghamJude! 👏

@kelvmackenzie Jacqueline's told us all about your poor bedroom performance hence why you feel belittled by women, couldn't find the spot she said

@kelvmackenzie Problem with men like you is that you feel intimidated my women. Someone who writes what you do in your bio speaks volumes about the narcissist you are. I was told by your ex Kelvin you have a 3 inch penis, I really feel for you I do!

@mickquinn1089 Clueless mackham

I think it’s time for Gareth to go,he had every chance and more to win the EUROS,and probably got the most talented bunch of players for a long time in this World Cup I could have got them out the Group Stage,I rest my case #EnglandVsFrance

your missus has a chopper @KMbappe

@brit_battleaxe A Judas sort of man who's clearly getting pegged by her

What sort of man just sits with a simpering smile while his wife deliberately mocks his own grandmother? twitter.com/ClownWorld_/st…