Long John Ron

@LarryJClintJr Wow you are a pussy

Just found the vibrator I bought my ex. #goinginmyass

Idk if I’ve ever heard someone post using a generic Red Hot Chili Peppers song or a cliche 80s song. Someone should try that!

@jimmyribz2 Medium??!? Length 30 pants!?!?!? Didn’t know middle schoolers got on twitter now

Some good stuff on the Reserve Sale

@dick_mcgoo Really depends. A lot more play than in the office. In the office even if you’ve finished all your work, you have to be there. If yours aren’t. Then you don’t get paid. Virtual you lock in a few hours, shut off the computer do whatever. Log in in 4 hours see what you missed

Working from home sucks. It’s all the worst parts of work with none of the good parts

@glizzy__goblin_ Reeks of awesome, and beer. Don’t forget nelk (I’m actually a fan of this wrench)

What about 6’2 with a doughy body and 197lbs with a beer gut?

There’s three types of people who can’t determine if they’ve had more beers or more nuts. An idiot who doesn’t understand basic math, a porn addict, or someone who is a fag and doesn’t drink beer. Other than that. Easy answer

@grandfader_ This is legitimately the easiest answer oat

@dikyumad Pretzels gotta be a fade.

Leftovers season in full effect #biggurltimeee

@richdaddycarter @PeytonsForehead 15 wings is still insane if you think about how much meat you are getting

@PeytonsForehead They are cheap People just like them enough to pay extra, 20 wings costs like 10-15 at the store, in a restaurant it’s like 35

Chicken wings are the most consistently overpriced food item I’ve ever encountered

Hometown knows ball.

Well guess what. I don’t even like waffles

Wow guys, let’s hire her, she’s a nanny!

@EmperorHog Ay. I love the big boys. They the funniest and good drinking partners. Just don’t go get runs with them

@LongJohnRon6969 They air flighted him in there I promise Long John

This place was awesome because it’s unreachable for fat people #Happy4th #EatTheObese

Too many foreigners want to cheer for their former country over USA it’s honestly sickening. If you identify or support them. Go back

@ballhazin @BoothIntern That’s unreal

@BoothIntern Stop larping you deadass thought Vanimal WAS widespread panic

Chilly beer on some chilly water

@kylemonangai25 Kinda looks trans

There has never been anything hotter than this #boneralert

@AstridWettFooty I will say. We crave what we don’t have. I think this is cool. But I’d persoanlly much prefer a small pub with 50 people watching on two tvs for the World Cup. This is better for a random Sunday watching mlb imo

Sports bars in America are just elite 🫶🏻 why don’t we have anything like this in England??

@WillyWindsbur @johnwoodyharr Why we lying

@johnwoodyharr Terrible guy he was in my pc, he was a terrible pcp. Those letters don't deserve that.

Is that letters on a wedding cake?? Almost don’t need to say but #evaporate