Longhorn Sloth

66.7K posts

Longhorn Sloth banner
Longhorn Sloth

Longhorn Sloth

@LonghornSloth

Atlantid irredentist: he follows the way of Minos, the way of the bull.

Tel Aviv, Israel Katılım Haziran 2022
592 Takip Edilen1.1K Takipçiler
Sabitlenmiş Tweet
Longhorn Sloth
Longhorn Sloth@LonghornSloth·
@carebearkieran “He won the Sugar Bowl is what he did! He was a brave Longhorn quarterback. And in this house, Sam Ehlinger is an elite college QB— end of story.”
Longhorn Sloth tweet media
English
3
10
172
56.6K
Andrew Torba
Andrew Torba@BasedTorba·
The term “Retard Right” much like the term “Woke Right” is pure projection.
English
26
12
202
5K
Jostein Hauge
Jostein Hauge@haugejostein·
This is wild. People in *every single one* of the top US allies now think it's better to depend on China than the US. The global balance of power is clearly tilting away from the US and toward China.
Jostein Hauge tweet media
English
574
2.7K
6.7K
466.7K
Hunter📈🌈📊
Hunter📈🌈📊@StatisticUrban·
Every single one of the 15 fastest-growing US major metropolitan areas is in the Sunbelt. All 15 are also in a state Trump won. Only 5 are in swing states. Dallas and Houston added an entire Wyoming's worth of people.
Hunter📈🌈📊 tweet media
English
25
46
325
42.1K
Longhorn Sloth
Longhorn Sloth@LonghornSloth·
Great night for the SEC >Texas >A&M >Vandy >…Georgia
Longhorn Sloth tweet mediaLonghorn Sloth tweet mediaLonghorn Sloth tweet mediaLonghorn Sloth tweet media
English
0
0
1
68
Longhorn Sloth retweetledi
Christopher Powers
Christopher Powers@CPowers14·
You should be removed from the court in handcuffs when you pull this shit
English
183
46
1.7K
420.2K
Longhorn Sloth
Longhorn Sloth@LonghornSloth·
Okay what the hell is happening to UGA
English
1
0
0
39
Matt Bramanti
Matt Bramanti@mattbramanti·
I can assure everyone that it's not going anywhere close to $180 a gallon
OSINTreport@Tourosenta14746

@disclosetv Oil at $180 per gallon would cause a devastating global inflationary shock, comparable to or greater than the oil crises of 1973 and 1979.

English
9
1
69
1.3K
Longhorn Sloth
Longhorn Sloth@LonghornSloth·
@RadioTx76853 @KayNaegeli It’s too late for Vic, you’re not money whipping him at the end of his career w/ a natty caliber program esp given the raise he’ll get this year. Buckyball is the truth tho
English
1
0
1
36
RadioJunctionTx76853
RadioJunctionTx76853@RadioTx76853·
If you money whip Vic, anything can happen. Last I looked tu was paying him about $1.75MM. Offer him $3.25MM. He actually tweeted me a while back when I said some really bad shit about him. He was pretty gracious, actually. Building generational wealth for his family will persuade a lot of people. Plus Austin traffic sucks.
English
1
0
0
247
Kay Naegeli
Kay Naegeli@KayNaegeli·
Texas A&M women's basketball's 2025-26 season comes to an end with a first-round exit in the WBIT. McNeese beats the No. 1-seeded Aggies, 68-48.
English
39
37
433
54.6K
Longhorn Sloth retweetledi
Carolina Basketball
Carolina Basketball@UNC_Basketball·
up by 19 at the moment.
Carolina Basketball tweet media
English
1.3K
626
8K
845.6K
Priya Patel
Priya Patel@priyaee·
Crazy work, tbh
Priya Patel tweet media
English
216
611
14.1K
199.1K
Longhorn Sloth retweetledi
Longhorn Sloth
Longhorn Sloth@LonghornSloth·
Longhorn Sloth tweet media
ZXX
0
1
5
219
Longhorn Sloth
Longhorn Sloth@LonghornSloth·
Jesus what are the Aggies doing to st mary
English
2
0
1
203
Charlie Rose
Charlie Rose@hookinemgood·
@LonghornSloth I don’t understand why everyone is being weird about Texas Roadhouse. Sure, it’s just a chain, but it’s a decent steak for the price.
English
1
0
1
26
Longhorn Sloth
Longhorn Sloth@LonghornSloth·
Very strange deal where Micah doesn’t mention BBQ (nor does the QT) but people are spazzing out over it anyways. Texas Roadhouse is a corny thing to associate w/ Texas I guess. We also seem to perpetually get, and use, Texas Roadhouse gift cards and the place is PACKED 24/7.
Micah Hart@micah_hart7

James Talarico’s worst nightmare

English
2
0
5
337
🇺🇸 Extinct 🐍
🇺🇸 Extinct 🐍@Evidentioual·
@StevenSimoni @allencontrol Out of all places to be based out of in Texas you chose a liberal shithole being invaded by illegals and foreigners with some of the highest property taxes in the state.
English
2
1
6
392
Steven Simoni
Steven Simoni@StevenSimoni·
We're hiring at @allencontrol systems to keep the skies clear of drones, and we are based in Austin, Texas. follow me open up allencontrolsystems.com dm me once you've applied to an open role Come do the best work of your life and get major upside
Steven Simoni tweet media
English
55
65
593
34.2K
Longhorn Sloth retweetledi
.
.@LoneStarTexian·
SC mfers sharing pics of their hot brown puddle of mush “BBQ” with the internet
. tweet media
English
6
4
19
330