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No matter the crime, they won’t deport someone who votes for them

@thesundaysport 😅😅😅😅😅😅

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

@WesternInvasion Why did her parents vote for this?

🚨🇩🇪BREAKING NEWS A Syrian migrant raped a 16-year-old German schoolgirl in Berlin. The Syrian man broke the girl's leg with an iron bar to prevent her from escaping.

@QuentinDempster Cos we're not getting shot up already. fkn boomers.

If Pauline Hanson gets anywhere near the levers of legislative power in SA or nationally, she will deregulate Australia’s guns. The risk of infecting Australia with American gun culture is too great - school/mass shootings are a weekly occurrence in the US. Voters: please note!

@aphysicist @OmerCheeema "Sternfels" doesnt sounds very Chinese does it arse wipe. Oh look at the time ⌚️

@OmerCheeema mckinsey has to be a chinese op. this may be one of the most insane own goals i've read about

I live in Eindhoven, ASML town. Heard this from folks inside... Over the years ASML promoted a lot of strong EUV people into architect roles, group leads, management tracks. Built up serious layers. Classic growth pain. Then McKinsey comes in , says cut the management layers to speed things up. So now those same high performers, real good EUV experts, who got promoted are the ones on the block. About 3400 roles targeted, mostly management. Half will be reassigned, rest gone. Big hit in Veldhoven/Eindhoven area (~1400), some in US. Unncertainty is high, unions talking, details probably land around April. At the same time, ASML is still planning massive growth. The new campus near the airport just got final green light from city council. Construction starts soon, phased build-out. Long term they talk ~20,000 new jobs in the region (first wave ~5k by 2028). And the layoff packages are subpar. Philips is also based in the same town. And they had layoffs due to serious financial issues last year. Their layoff packages were much better than what ASML is offering. What a way to kill tje company culture. Especially at a time when the company is printing money.

@SimonSperling The Big 4 banks did the same.

Cricket Australia Twitter Update 🇦🇺🏏 ✅ Eid Mubarak ❌ Happy Australia Day

@TheNoisyTrunk @celinevmachine_ Reported for AI slop.

From Courtroom Cameos to Fuel 'Expert' – The Incredible Shrinking Logic of Cooker Celine. Oh look, she’s got a microphone and a ring light now, so we must all bow down to her deep understanding of national liquid fuel security. It seems winning a legal spat with the eSafety Commissioner over a Melbourne primary school post has suddenly bestowed upon Celine a PhD in Logistics and Political Science. Since when did 'I won a court case about my right to be loud' translate to 'I understand the intricacies of the national fuel supply chain'? Her 'analysis' is a textbook example of the Dunning-Kruger effect in a Sundress. She actually argues that because Bunnings is 'quintessentially Australian,' panic-buying jerrycans is somehow a noble act of defiance. No, Celine, hoarding fuel because you’re scared is just called being a nuisance to your neighbours who actually need to get to work. She mocks the Labor government for telling people not to panic, then in the same breath, mocks them for setting up a Task Force to manage the issue. Which is it? Do you want them to ignore it, or do you want them to coordinate a response? You can't have both just because you need content for your 'political commentator' rebrand. Stick to the legal grievances, Celine. You don't have a background in politics, you don't have a background in the economy, and you clearly don't have a background in common sense. Having a camera doesn’t make you a voice for the people; it just makes you another mock influencer shouting into the void for clicks. Put the jerrycan down, get a book.

Ah yes, that thing that most definitely is not happening, might be happening.

@9NewsMelb Sounds like another Labor stealth tax.

Commuters are being warned their bank cards can be charged from inside handbags and wallets, if they get too close to new ticketing gates. #9News

@9NewsMelb @gillianlant You get a description this time... and you know why.

A 71-year-old man out for his morning walk has been randomly stabbed three times in the back during an unprovoked attack in Port Melbourne. @gillianlant #9News

@big_chocky How much will he be pissed at Tony Burke tonight 😅😅😅

Introducing Australia’s Fearless Leader

@david89293299 @arbsmichael @devalara44 I need to value someone because of the colour of their skin? You're a retard. Here, let's flip it around. David you need to value people who are white.

@arbsmichael @devalara44 You need to value the First Nations people - have some respect !

Tomorrow South Australians head to the polls. Most voters will receive two ballot papers. A green one for the House of Assembly and a white one for the Legislative Council. But not all voters are treated equally. A select group, defined by ancestry, will also complete a third. A grey (or coloured) ballot paper to elect representatives to the First Nations Voice to Parliament for their region. When voting in a First Nations Voice election, voters will need to sign a declaration stating they are Aboriginal and/or Torres Strait Islander. In the same polling booth, on the same day, some citizens will have more say than others, purely on the basis of declared ancestry. Not only is Voice voting restricted to people of a specific race, but the positions themselves are also allocated based on gender. Each region has an equal number of positions reserved for males only, females only, and one position for a person of any gender (male, female, or any other gender). It’s estimated that about 30,000 South Australians will be eligible to vote in the First Nations Voice election, yet fewer than 10% participated in the first ballot in 2024. Hardly a glowing endorsement. The Malinauskas Labor government created the SA First Nations Voice to Parliament, despite an overwhelming NO vote in the proposed federal voice (not the same thing, but similar sentiment). The Premier is doubling down on this race-based body, but at this election South Aussies have a choice. Both the Liberals and One Nation have promised to scrap it.

He gets it 😎

@JanineKaye4 @AvidCommentator His Philipino wife would make sure of that.

@AvidCommentator Bet the spare room is full of toilet paper too.

Old mate filling up a giant tank with diesel at the servo.... Apparently over 2 grands worth... Source: reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnit…

@realRick_AUS $100 says she's a Labor Greens voter.

Watch this absolute thug just randomly stab this lady. Melbourne is a lawless city. Its soft on crime approach, led by Jacinta Allan’s government, is making people emboldened to just randomly stab people. Victoria, enough is enough. x.com/7NewsMelbourne…

@Moonbeamschntzl @jgrogan222 @zerohedge They definately would have blamed the Libs if they could have. Unfortunately Labor sold the offshore reserves 😅🤦‍♂️

@jgrogan222 @zerohedge Exactly, as soon as they say it the genie can't be put back in the bottle.

Why Is Australia Not Already Rationing Fuel? zerohedge.com/energy/why-aus…

@BenCarrollMP To enforce multiculturalism. 🫡

We are deploying Early Intervention Officers in schools across Victoria.

@magagroomskids @Riley_Gaines_ Quiet pedo

@Riley_Gaines_ Still mad you got 5th place huh?

Do you realize how insane this is? There are 61 males competing on girls’ teams in a single county in Colorado. SIXTY ONE boys on girls’ teams in just one county.

@CoaltrainHunter Deep down they know... But they just need the votes no matter what!

Is it just me or does anyone else see the look of fear in Albo's eyes? That shit-scared look when the security team are out of sight. Rampant Islamophobia. Nothing to fear.