Longy

@NUFC didn't deserve to win yesterday, due to poor decisions and poor performances. But when are we going to start holding referees accountable for missing such straight forward decisions? Players get banned, managers get fined. Referees just get to hide. This needs to change.

Seen a lot of blokes pushing @GreggAWallace further under the bus, and probably rightly so. But if he's that bad, and you've all witnessed it over the years, why the silence? Does that not make you just as bad for letting it happen for so many years 🤷 @MasterChefUK

@FA_PGMOL Suspending Coote for having an opinion, when they should be giving him a pay rise for saying what we all already know! Klopp might be a great manager, but he's also an absolute fucking helmet.

In a world full of poor customer service centres, @UberEats must be right near that number one spot. Quite impressive levels of uselessness to be fair. #UberEats

@BellinghamJude Was the inside joke the teams performance?

🥱❌- An inside joke gesture towards some close friends who were at the game. Nothing but respect for how that Slovakia team played tonight.🤝🏽

Celebrating the goals like that the way we've been in this tournament is an absolute embarrassment mind. Pretty sure the England national side is a social experiment to see how far they can push the working class. And don't get me started on Gareth Southgate 🤢🤮

Take each and every one of these cunts to the vets please, they've nothing left to give society.

@DanLewis3 Easiest path back to Heathrow for these lads.

@Longy_NUFC Easiest path ever to the final now as well mate.....

Take the NUFC bias away, but Anthony Gordon getting 4 minutes in 3 games, when two of them have ended in a draw is exactly why Gareth simply can't go on as England manager. Absolutely catastrophic in that group. The lads might be coming home, but football certainly isn't.

@Lea_EFC Bottoms up 😘

Watching Spurs bum the life out of them horse punchers will be the perfect tonic for the day.

Isn't many teams that aren't being caused problems by Barnes, Gordon and Isak mind! #NUFC ⚫⚪⚫⚪⚫⚪

@90min_Football None, because he's not Marcus Rashford, and he's played more football than Jack Grealish.

Nine goals, five assists. 🔥 What are Anthony Gordon's Euro 2024 chances? 🤔

@footballtweet Gareth Southgate. Who inevitably plays Phillips, Henderson and Rashford instead.

Who is stopping this centre-midfield trio winning EURO 2024 this summer? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@NUFC_Creeps "Five is the amount of times I'm going to ask to touch a boob, before the rohypnol comes out"

#NUFC Caption Contest

I absolutely hate digging players out, but Dan Burn shouldn't ever be playing in games like that. Simply not agile enough, simply not quick enough.

@Joey7Barton The sooner they cancel your fucking drivel, the better.

Technically, that’s awful. She can’t move without her legs rubbing together. You have to laugh. She’s 18 yds out and can’t reach the goal without a bounce! Fucking pathetic. Get them off the Men’s Football. Off the tele. Only there to tick boxes. DEI is a load of shit. Affirmative action. All off the back of the BLM/George Floyd nonsense. Cancel me, I’d don’t care anymore.🤣 Meritocracy Rules. 🥷 @Common_SensePod 👑

@Joey7Barton @SkySportsPL @premierleague @tntsports @England @FA Joseph Barton as Pratman ⚡

Time to clear up Gotham… @SkySportsPL @premierleague @tntsports @England @FA

@Joey7Barton @J_Dyer_Official Someone thrown Gaviscon all over your flamethrower, Joey?

Oh Stephen, where are you? Surely, you’re not still in your bed at this hour. You Slob. You’ve until 5pm numbnuts @J_Dyer_Official 🔥 Then…

What a turnaround from @JonRahmpga who is now JonRahmLIV. The sworn enemy, the ones ruining golf, the ones killing the game. Big blow for @ThePGA this one, you feel. #PGATour #LIVgolf @RyderCupEurope

Saturday night games around Christmas are absolutely superb by the way 🍻🍻🍻 #NUFC