Joshua Scruitsky

@kengakusha1 That’s it! I’m getting me guns!

アメリカ人のみなさん 落ち着いて聞いてください BBQが法律で禁止されました

@sh_mallows @MetalYoshi @_ProfeticEye_ That’s because they haven’t done their research, best skiing/snowboard: Breckenridge, Monarch, Great Sand dunes, Rocky Mountains, Pikes Peak, also all four places you mention will pretty much have high humidity, humidity sucks, Colorado barely has any.

@Lordwolf7373 @MetalYoshi @_ProfeticEye_ Like tourists are gonna waste the money for their America trip going to Colorado over California, New York, Florida or Texas.

アメリカにはIn-out-burgerってゆう行列のできるハンバーガー屋があるんです。ハンバーガー界本当の王はマクドナルドではないんです。

@Rufus_Grimsley @MetalYoshi @_ProfeticEye_ A decade ago I was visiting California and tried In-n-Out, completely underwhelming. They came out here and I tried it again, the drive through line was insane, didn’t realize it would be a 30 min wait. Whataburger has an okay chicken tender sandwich.

@Lordwolf7373 @MetalYoshi @_ProfeticEye_ That’s what I’m saying. I grew up in Texas so whataburger was ubiquitous, but I never considered it more than an ok fast food burger. I finally tried In-n-out and same thing. It’s okay but really falls short of the praise it gets.

@MetalYoshi @_ProfeticEye_ Nah bro it’s in Colorado, Colorado is definitely not the South. Btw both are pretty mid.

@_ProfeticEye_ Because nobody goes to south

@SCShipyards Why the hell would you ram with a drill, clearly it’s meant to sneak up on enemy ships and cut huge holes in them under the cover of darkness.

... ramming speed?

@SCShipyards Oh they could have, they just didn’t want to be unethical like the Vanir, granted they haven’t solved it either but they’re still kicking…and taller.

Even the Asgard couldn't fix this.

@SandyofCthulhu In Chiang’s defense, most of his good troops were all killed by the Japanese. Without their interference the Kuomintang would have won the civil war.

I wish Chiang hadn’t been such a sucky leader. He might’ve won the Chinese Civil War. He started it in 1945 with 3x as many troops as the commies. Yet he lost. I admit Mao got massive aid from Stalin & Truman let Chiang dangle but still.

@Planet_bel @SandyofCthulhu Belgium exists solely as Europe’s speed-bump.

@SandyofCthulhu Belgium is a fake made up nation by the British to piss off both the French and the Dutch. For some reason its still allowed to exist.

I traveled to Belgium in the early 2000s, to pick up my son who'd spent 2 years there preaching the gospel to the wicked heathens of that land. We were in the Walloon area, and we came across some historical site. There was a big metal plaque with raised letters, explaining what had happened there. The top part of the plaque was in Dutch, the bottom part was in French. The French part had been cleaned and polished so the letters stood out clearly. The Dutch part was blackened and corroded and almost unreadable. So that was the state of affairs in Charleroi around 2004. Later we went to a restaurant in Bruges. We were having trouble communicating with the owner, so I asked my son (who speaks fluent French) if he should talk to her in French. I said, "She'd speak French, right?" He said, "Yes, she speaks French. But if I speak French to her, we'll get worse service." So we got by with broken English. Please note that Belgium is the shining gem of how all Europe can get along.

@emusworld84 @ShitpostGate You forgot the best part, when these rats were introduced to other rat colonies not part of the experiment they spread the bad behaviors.

The "Universe 25" experiment it is one of the most terrifying experiments in the history of science, which, through the behavior of a colony of mice, is an attempt by scientists to explain human societies. The experiment involved creating a utopian environment for a population of rats. The enclosure provided an abundance of food, water, nesting materials, as well as ample space for rats to roam and socialize. Initially the rat population thrived and their numbers increased rapidly. However, as the rat population grew, social problems began to emerge. Rats became increasingly aggressive, territorial, antisocial. Females showed more and more aggressive behavior, isolation elements and lack of reproductive mood. There was a low birth rate and, at the same time, an increase in mortality in younger rodents. Then, a new class of male rodents appeared, the so-called "beautiful mice". They refused to mate with the females or to "fight" for their space. All they cared about was food and sleep. At one point, "beautiful males" and "isolated females" made up the majority of the population. As time went on, juvenile mortality reached 100% and reproduction reached zero. Among the endangered mice, homosexuality was observed and, at the same time, cannibalism increased, despite the fact that there was plenty of food. John Calhoun repeated the same experiment 25 more times, and each time the result was the same.

@KKTV11News Ah yes, the three branches of government at its finest. Wherein the judical branch has complete and total authority over everything, while the executive and legislative branches are in total subservience to it, just like how the founders intended…

A federal judge has blocked federal health officials from cutting the number of vaccines recommended for every child. kktv.com/2026/03/16/jud…

@KevinCastley @Rothmus So was the Soviet Union, and they aren’t around any more. Also the CCP murdered a shit ton of their females because the big brained atheists decided they had too many people and needed to shrink their birth rates, they are now advocating for teen pregnancy.

@Rothmus Anyone else notice how the most advanced countries are all predominantly atheist? Coincidence? 🤨

@DoggieLine @SCShipyards Romance, probably.

@SCShipyards Um. That's an... interesting choice. How does Apple categorize For All Mankind?

Netflix has "Man in the High Castle" categorized as "cyberpunk". *rubs processors*

@SCShipyards But just think of the huge modern audience they’ll miss out on if they don’t make ugly characters.

250k wishlists. "wHy dO YoU ExPeCt a wOmAn [in a video game, mind you] tO NeCeSsArIlY Be aTtRaCtIvE?" Total and complete flop. One day you'd think people would start noticing that catering to the Perpetually Outraged is not a winning financial strategy, but here we are.

@HairyJohns6652 @seamus_coughlin How’s that rock you live under?

@seamus_coughlin I like the part where you made fun of society except its the version of society you made up in your head.

WE'RE BACK!!!

@SCShipyards I like the canal idea myself, especially them having to get it through the mountains. I’m sure it’ll be a blast.

It's not technically a bad plan. Except for all the ways in which it is.

@SCShipyards Those idiots no longer have a navy to speak of, nah bras it’s cool now’s definitely the time to get out there and piss everybody off.

Given it took them this long, I hope those minelayer boat crews have their affairs in order before they head out. 'Cause they ain't comin' back. (Also, anyone surprised by this is a moron.)

@SCShipyards @TheMondolorian Must of been the wind

@TheMondolorian YOU CAN'T PROVE I WAS EVER THERE!

"ThE sTrAiTs ArE cLoSeD!" No they aren't. Lloyd's of London is just charging exorbitant insurance rates. And if the ships were never there, they don't need insurance, right? Oh, sure, in the first few days, Iran might have been able to do something, but certainly not now.

@Gimblefoot @SCShipyards Yes, but since they’re in a trench coat that’s one light mech engine hauling around 4 light mechs.

@SCShipyards @Lordwolf7373 32kph x 4 Vroooooom

"Is that Atlas wearing a trench coat?" "Yes." "... why?" "It's cool?" *squints*

@MithaIntel @disclosetv The first amendment doesn’t give him, or anyone, the right to barge into official proceedings, resist removal, etc. if he wants to stand outside and complain he’s completely allowed to.

@disclosetv The First Amendment supersedes your feelings.

NEW - Marine Corps veteran Brian McGinnis visibly breaks his arm while being forcibly removed from Armed Services hearing for protesting the war against Iran.