John Elden Ring

Promised consort Radahn at 4: 42 is one of my favorite of all times with Sacred Icon from Halo Legends. youtu.be/1D4e-ru6U00?t=…

@Mon786s @Dulahan @jmc_nanban Time traveling ?

@Dulahan @jmc_nanban They do, they also get to use SP in addition to time traveling

Random Uma thoughts: - I miss being able to use clocks on any race, especially random botched debuts. - I like having the stories again. - I somehow thought there was going to be a character selector and was disappointed when I actually checked the info (pic rel).

@KOJEVEKOJ4CK @NozoSousFlash 49.3 t'a besoin de rien d'autre pour niquer la démocratie. Tout les parti de France peuvent se mettre contre Macron ça change rien, un p'tit 49.3 et hop il a encore gagné.

@NozoSousFlash Pourquoi s’en soucier quand, dans la réalité, LFI est pas foutue d’arrêter les pires mesures de la Macronie ? C’est de l’esbroufe. Du théâtre.

Je regarde le Thinkerview de Bruno Le Maire il raconte qu'il a dit aux députés LFI que c'était des coupeurs de tête et qu'ensuite un est venu le voir en privé pr lui dire que oui c'était des coupeurs de tête et qu'il était haut sur la liste ahaha qui est le chef qui a fait ça?

@ChrisAvellone What is this motherfucker gonna do with 8 more millions ? You've already got 30, you can buy and do anything. I'm also sure he has other sources of revenue. This is just an addiction to money at this point.

The line, "sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls" from Good Morning Vietnam came to mind while reading this. So if you're going about your day and you see a dead man's balls, and notice there's no sweat on them, chances are all these Battlefield executives have already been there, puckered lips and all.

So @dark1x there's a comment that you made about the opening of CEA that unfortunately is poorly stated. The marine you first see in CEA was a 3-time cancer survivor that got immortalized before his passing. "Dollar Store Micheal Keaton" isn't particularly appropriate

@aqira_youssef @BFMTV Vu la carrure du gars il est chasseur, pas militaire.

"On était en train de dire pendant les incendies, il n'y a pas un Noir pas un Arabe. Pas un seul!" Hors direct, un intervenant en treillis, peut-être un militaire, lâche ces propos racistes, laissant la journaliste de @BFMTV quelque peu déboussolée. Voilà le niveau de racisme qui ronge ce pays.

@Guikingone @french_report78 Les fameux français qui se targuent d'être patriote mais son okay avec une propagandiste enemie sur nos chaînes de télé. Un moment il faut aller niquer sa mère, hein.

@french_report78 Si je la refais en français, on "ordonne" l'expulsion d'une commentatrice "pour menace à l'ordre public" (faudra m'expliquer en quoi elle menace l'ordre public sur une chaîne privée) mais on conserve des OQTF dangereux sur notre sol ? Intéressant comme approche.

🔴⚖️🇷🇺 ALERTE INFO — La Préfecture de Police de Paris ordonne L'EXPULSION de Xenia FEDOROVA, accusée de relayer les campagnes de désinformation du Kremlin et de représenter une « menace particulièrement grave et actuelle pour l’ordre public ». Son avocat a reçu l’arrêté ministériel ce mercredi. (Libération)

あっ今日のぱかライブ水着発表か！！ ラーイーアン！ ラーイーアン！！ ラーイーアン！！！

@FalkaLive Il a pas dit que tu pouvais pas taper sur le siège conducteur 🤫

J’suis dans un uber ou en Corée du Nord ?

@IronMorgue @_Iaintnofarmboy @LugiadipshitIII @AGramuglia Ah yes "I created CP but actually it's all your fault." My god...

@_Iaintnofarmboy @LugiadipshitIII @LostSunrise7 @AGramuglia It gets worse, when people confronted him about it? His response was, and I kid you not, “Yeah I put it in because that’s what you (referring to people in the LGBTQ community) do.” Reminder, he was the one that put that shit in the game. -_-

Andypants isn't mad at all his game got pulled off the market.

@yonann There is no watch on sale that cost 1.8 million. This is a scam.

Kevin O’Leary says he begged Rolex for a mythical $1.8 million watch, then cried when the box opened “It is the grail piece of all watches. It is the white gold, ruby and diamond Daytona. Grown men weep just looking at pictures of this mystical beast” “I got on my knees and begged for it. The morning before the Oscars, the phone rings. They gave me an address and said, ‘Be there’” “The entire Rolex staff had never seen it. For an hour, we looked at it. We didn’t touch it. I was weeping. Walking around with $35 million”

@AlexisuwuAlexis Adding this in the mix as well

ironically this kind of behaviour depicted in this image is in of itself abusive

@rrriot_kitty A lot of men don't want a girlfriend. They want a mom that they can have sex with. A mommy that can cook, and clean for them while they do nothing and that they can also fuck on demand.

Men treat their wives and girlfriends like this and then blame feminism for making them lonely.

@PlasmaPistolCEO This is especially annoying in Halo Infinite firefight were the servers are already pretty bad to begin with.

Who was the lobotomized Bungie dev who gave the reach elites that bullshit melee that has plagued Halo for over 25 years

@MrEricLuddland You know the drill

Who the fuck is this??? Why can I not escape her? Did she call someone a slur or something???

@Babsy11514633 @Poulin2012 L'un n'empêche pas l'autre. Les deux sont ennemis de la France. C'est factuel.

@Poulin2012 Rien à rajouter 😉

La France crame, le pays est en faillite et eux ⤵️

@ChronoPolo Un policier tente D'ASSASSINER sa conjointe. Voilà j'ai corrigé votre titre.

Paris : un policier fait feu avec son arme, sa conjointe grièvement blessée leparisien.fr/faits-divers/p…

@maynard_red It's canon that Tartarus prefer to park in reverse

The worst CG part in Halo 2 anniversary is just they made a reverse flying Phantom. 🤨

@_Nuclear_Rose You can drop weapon by holding the dpad down

the sniper no the sniper THE SNIPER RIFLE I WANT THE FUCKING SNIPER RIFLE