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@AriDavidPaul good to know. had planned to do same. what are the crazy contract conditions?

Went to Bellagio, wired money ahead of time. Went to cage to get it. They asked me to sign a contract with MGM that allows them to do background and credit check stuff (even in my case, just wanting to wire in advance and pick it up.) The wouldn’t budge on the contract so having them reverse the wire. Is this the same at every Vegas casino?

@TheFergusonWay the girl (his daughter) got to be way too annoying in later seasons.

Got me hooked in the first 2 minutes

@TonyBuzbee2 good luck collecting

After a grueling jury trial, a Dallas County jury just returned a verdict of $1.1 Billion for my minor client and his parents. The verdict includes $810 million in punitive damages. Defense counsel was Fee Smith of Dallas. Don’t mess with Texas children.

@otokyo__ insurance

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@elonmusk the simulator has to keep expanding the universe to keep us confused as we develop better technology to see into the depths of space

I had dinner once with a top physicist and a top computer scientist and asked what they thought the probability was that we were in a simulation. They answered simultaneously at 0% and 100% respectively. It was like a double-slit experiment, but with humans.

@NewsWire_US he can pay this verdict out of petty cash. whatever is laying around in his center console

JURY SAYS MUSK DEFRAUDED TWITTER INVESTORS BEFORE 2022 BUYOUT

@AOC all gambling ads should be required to disclose the percentage of users who lose money on the app. when people find out it's over 90%, they might be less likely to throw their money away.

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.

@aphotomama I notice toes more than fingers, and award points accordingly. A woman with perfect nails usually takes good care of everything else.

Question for the hetero men out there: how do you feel about women getting their nails done? Is it important to you for attraction?

@bitfunded 100K not enough to reply

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@DietCoke_Esq practicing law is mostly just counting money and going to lunch

I’m trying to convince this kid to go to law school. What are some fun lies I can tell him?

@BuiltinDaBoot because they can't stand to see the program headed in the right direction

I need someone to dumb it down for me. Why is LSU getting sued by alums?

@TheMiamiApe get group coverage. i also pay for my employees' coverage but that's super expensive and a terribly dumb decision

If you run your own business in the U.S., what do you do for health insurance?

@ChaseParham NCAA had a reasonable basis to deny him so it's hard to see how it can be liable for EA's independent business decisions.

Trinidad Chambliss’ amended filing says the QB lost a potential EA Sports video game cover deal because of the eligibility fight. He was 1 of 3 finalists and perhaps the “favored player” but EA pulled out over the risk. Chambliss is seeking damages and possible punitive damages.

@ChelsElaina absolutely - dream scenario in fact

Men, be honest: would you date a woman who makes more money than you?

@SteveSkojec is the u.s. grid built the same way?

Trump: "We could take apart their electric capacity within 1 hour, and it would take them 25 years to rebuild. So ideally, we're not going to be doing that." He isn't exaggerating. One of the weird infrastructure quirks most people don't know about power grids is that they are dependent on something called Large Power Transformers (LPTs), and they are custom built, freaking MASSIVE, have limited sourcing for components, and take over 2 years from design to buildout in most cases. They weigh up to 400 tons. They can be up to two stories tall. You can't just ship them -- you need special equipment to move them. It's incredibly costly just to move them, even in the best of circumstances. And they're backlogged. Costs to replace them all would be 11 figures -- tens of billions. They'd have to get past sanctions. They'd be competing for scarce resources among high demand. Yet another example of American restraint in this operation. The Iranians wouldn't think twice about destroying electric grids.

@RepLuna @GovRonDeSantis does this apply to the hot female teachers hitting the 17 year old football players?

Attention pedophiles: Now, according to our new state law in Florida, if you rape a child you will be put to death. Keep your hands off our children. Thank you to the Florida legislature and @GovRonDeSantis for getting this done.

@JOBuras @ByPiperHutch nothing better to do. hoping to find scandalous stuff buried somewhere so they can humiliate people

My question to all involved is…why? Before people go through with things like this, they never stop to ask if they should. Everyone believes they have a right to know anything and everything, that’s just not the case. If that’s how they want it, then by all means, please make your tax returns public.

I’m suing #LSU to obtain records for how it spends public money to pay student-athletes. #lalege #lagov #laed lailluminator.com/2026/03/12/ill…

@WhiteHouse almost as cringe as the iranian propaganda

UNDEFEATED.

@MLFootball That’s a rolls not a bentley

TRENDING: Tee Higgins says that #Bengals star quarterback Joe Burrow drives a custom Bentley Mansory, which costs over 700 thousand dollars. 🤯🤯🤯 Burrow is not a very simple man. Joe has one hell of a car collection.

@ThyContrarian You deserve the rewards for that type of risk.

Might wake up a millionaire tomorrow friends, wish me luck!