Louis Warner

@OlgaBazova Kid Rock's band...

MAGA, every time I post anything about Trump.

Absolute bombshell. Data reveals someone made a massive 580 MILLION dollar trade on oil exactly 15 minutes BEFORE Donald Trump posted his tweet about pausing the Iran war. Someone on the inside just made a life changing fortune. The corruption is blatant.

This war is more likely to end up doing regime change in America than in Iran

Trump and MAGA:

THANK YOU, AMERICA. MANY ARE CALLING ME MR. PRESIDENT ALREADY. SO HERE IS THE PLAN. ON DAY ONE AS POTUS I WILL MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO SHOW MELANIA'S MOVIE OR PLAY KID ROCK - GIVING OUR NEW GENERATION A CHANCE AT HAPPINESS. I WILL RIP DONALD TRUMP'S NAME OFF EVERY BALLROOM, BUILDING, HAT, AND ANAGRAMMED TOWEL. I WILL RENAME MAR-A-LAGO TO THE "GULF OF JIMMY KIMMEL" AND TURN IT INTO A SANCTUARY FOR OLD SHARKS AND USED WINDMILLS. FINALLY, I WILL REQUIRE FUTURE PRESIDENTS TO HAVE A POSITIVE IQ, NO EPSTEIN CONNECTION, AND THE ABILITY TO PRONOUNCE ACETAMINOPHEN. THEN I WILL GO TO SLEEP (NOT IN A MEETING) AND WAKE UP TO START DAY TWO AS AMERICA'S GAVINATOR. THANK YOU! 🇺🇸

Strange situation where we await a statement from Iran to check whether there's any truth to what US president is saying.

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Oh my christy Jacob, did you not see Brexit's 6% damage to our GDP, or it's reduction of inward investment by 14%. Stop lying to yourself, firstly, and then stop lying to the rest of your gammon followers.

The EU makes food more expensive, it always has as it is a racket for continental farmers against British consumers.

@McardleTrevor How on earth can Robbie Gibb be a GB News editorial adviser AND be head of the BBC. No wonder we're seeing so much of Nigel Farage. He's not independent - Gibb needs to go

She doesn't even pretend not to be racist. And later on she doubles down, suggests other areas populated by brown people to be bombed...

I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.

Trump and MAGA...

Brexit cost this country £180 billion a year in lost economic output, enough to build 140 new hospitals every single year. The people who did it are now asking for your vote again. #Brexit #NigelFarage #ReformUK

Lent and Ramadan coinciding this year feels truly special 🤍 Grateful to share moments like our Trafalgar Square @OpenIftar with Londoners from different faiths and backgrounds - not just tolerating, but respecting and celebrating each other.

About time

Britain is 6% Muslim. Germany 5%. France 10%. Sweden 9%. Belgium 7%. At this rate of Islamic conquest, Europe will be majority Muslim sometime around the year 2847. I’d pencil in some mild concern for around 2600 and see how things look then. Now. The refugees. Since someone asked who’s paying for all this. Let’s follow the money back a bit further. America invaded Afghanistan, spent 20 years there achieving absolutely nothing, then left in such breathtaking chaos that people were literally hanging off aircraft. It then invaded Iraq over weapons that turned out not to exist, killed somewhere between 150,000 and a million people, and converted a functioning country into a sectarian hellscape. This is before we even get to the drones over Yemen, Somalia and Pakistan. The people washing up on European shores are, in very large part, the direct human wreckage of American foreign policy. America created the disaster. Europe is housing the survivors. And America is on the internet asking why Europe keeps letting people in. Remarkable cheek, really. As for eliminating indigenous culture: the United States actually eliminated its indigenous people. Deliberately. With rifles and government paperwork. Europe took in Syrian doctors. These are not comparable situations, and pretending they are requires a truly heroic indifference to history. The culture is fine. France still has the cheese. The Louvre is still there. Bach is still there. Nothing has been eliminated except, apparently, the ability to read a percentage.

How do the Royalist Gammons feel about this one, lol.

The media has convinced you that Keir Starmer is the worst Prime Minister in history. They're lying to you.

When Trump leaves office: The Department of War will go back to being the Defense Department. The Trump Kennedy Center will go back to being the Kennedy Center. The Gulf of America will once again be the Gulf of Mexico. The unfinished East Wing (it won't be finished by the end of Trump's term) will be rebuilt by the next president, and it will not be a ballroom. Federal agencies packed with unqualified loyalists will fire those people and rehire the career experts Trump fired. The Department of Justice will go back to enforcing the law instead of protecting the president. Scientific agencies like NOAA, the EPA, and the CDC will go back to publishing research without political interference. The U.S. will re-align with its allies and not with its enemies. The presidential pardon power will stop being used as a rewards program for loyalists. Inspectors General will go back to investigating corruption instead of getting fired for it. The White House press room will go back to having briefings, with real journalists and not podcasters. U.S. foreign policy will stop revolving around flattering dictators. And the world will progress as though Donald Trump never existed.

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN