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Did any real humans actually get @What_Liam_Said tickets for @Alberthallmcr this morning or just bots? Sold out in 25 seconds and on resale already for nearly 5x the price.

@TheAA_UK @HastingsDirect 8hours and counting waiting for assistance is not ok!

@UKS2teacher I've been there. I work in a specialist school. Pupils evacuated in wheelchairs. Pupils with ASC in crisis, all because I burnt my toastie. Never dared to make one since.

400+ pupils evacuated. Most were eating their lunch in the hall, some were playing outside whilst the others were in lessons. All because I burnt my bagel 😳 I could have thrown up I was that mortified.

Everyone knows a lad who used to be a heavy coke head who now loves climbing mountains.

@DepHiStPrimary @HighStPrimary @Y6HiStPrimary @Y5HiStPrimary @Y4HiStPrimary @Y3HiStPrimary @Y2HiStPrimary @Y1HiStPrimary @RecHiStPrimary @NursHiStPrimary Good luck in your new post!

@mrswalkerteach Mine once cried for a whole day because he didn’t want armpits

Reasons my toddler has cried today: - He bit himself on the arm while trying to eat a piece of cheese off it - Our car is red not blue - He wants blue eyes Please feel free to add your own! 😂

@softwareSwat Congratulations 🍾🥂

She was definitely worth the wait. 💍💒

So @CapitalOfficial are playing Miami to Ibiza on the regular andI having to explain to my kids what an mp3 and a Bold BB are. I'm sooo old 👵🏻

Today: Woman jailed for 28 months for taking abortion pill after legal time limit. Last week: Man jailed for 36 months for raping 12 year old girl. Last month: Man jailed for 18 months for attacking and strangling his wife. Make it make sense.

@gigsandtours @foofighters @ArcticMonkeys @paramore @coldplay @falloutboy @the1975 @Harry_Styles 23, 24 after today ☀️🎶

What did you score? 🤔

@Y6HiStPrimary @DepHiStPrimary We are watching on the live stream from the top of the Washington monument!

Taking a stroll to the Lincoln Memorial 🏛️ @DepHiStPrimary

@Y6HiStPrimary @DepHiStPrimary Really good to see their faces! 💚

Some much needed food after a day exploring the amazing Smithsonian Zoo 🦍🐆🦧🐅 @DepHiStPrimary

Bad that I didn’t have to look at the buttons to know what it said 👵🏻

This lady has just spent 2 mins absolutely eviscerating the Conservatives on their record on EVERYTHING 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #BBCQT “ I’m staggered that you think you’re succeeding… Watch and listen!

@Julie_83 🤣 in the supermarket would have been way worse!

@LouiseAA2 If it makes you feel any better, a similar thing once happened to me - I was in Aldi and I had the Bridget’s on! 😫🫣😫

Non school uniform today. Stood in front of the class teaching. Turn around to pick something up and the TA says “erm do you know there’s a hole in your jeans?” Only my whole pocket hanging off. Bum on show to all the kids 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

I have posted this before but .. 26 years ago, a gunman entered Dunblane Primary School in Scotland, killing 16 kids and a teacher. The UK govt responded by enacting tight gun control legislation. In the 9400+ days since, there have been a total of O school shootings in the UK.

Amazing teacher placards in London today! #SaveOurSchools