Joe Lovell

🏟️ 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗺𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘂𝗺 Sports • Conferences • Events ➡️ tinyurl.com/5c2n9m5f Flexible spaces, and a unique pitch-side backdrop make Plainmoor a standout choice for unforgettable occasions. Email hospitality@torquayunited.com to see how we can bring your next function to life.

@SholaMos1 You are a clown 🤡

Contemptible abuse of police power. Why kick him in the head several times when he’s already tasered & in your control? Should he not be alive to be brought to justice in a court of law for stabbing 2 Jews??!! Disgusting.

Finish. #Crap90sFootball

“2.19 - That’s the biggest Xg United have conceded in a half at home this season” - Sky Presenter. What a load of waffle. They’ve conceded 2 actual goals, ffs.

Celebrating a winner in front of the away end after being called a feathered wanker all game.

@TMarshall70992 @ItsBigZuu Top man! Good to see you hit some form after the start of the season.

@Lovell_Joe @ItsBigZuu Argyle fan myself but tend to take the train up once a season or so for a game, not including our friendly obviously!

What about if you’re a refugee and you didn’t grow up with your dad? This idea that you should support ya local doesn’t work if you come from an unstable home, move around a lot, and your family can’t afford to take you to a football game. The game is bigger than this sorry Dan

@TMarshall70992 @ItsBigZuu Or Torquay United, Tom…

@ItsBigZuu He’s clearly not talking about the very specific minority situation that you’re highlighting here. He’s talking about lads in Devon who would rather support Man United / Liverpool over Plymouth Argyle or Exeter City. Both arguments are valid.

Love this from Danny Dyer on @PeterCrouchPod. 👏

𝗧𝗼𝗿𝗾𝘂𝗮𝘆 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗺𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗯’𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿. Welcome to Plainmoor, Jimmy! More ➡️ tinyurl.com/yc3ur526 #tufc

In the early days of the Nazi Party in Germany one of their first acts was to identify Jewish shops and businesses and then mark them to "help "Germans to not shop there. The next step was the marking of Jews themselves. We are at step one here.

I worry that football is running away from sporting merit, and towards entertainment for entertainment’s sake. Giving a team that finishes 8th over 46 games the chance to win promotion really devalues the league. It’s like saying the Championship’s not good enough to stand up on its own merit, it needs these wacky twists. This is serious competition, that people have trained their whole lives for. Yes, parts of it are less exciting than others, but you need to go through those parts in order for the big Jimmy Glass, Coppinger, Deeney moments to really mean something. If you want uninterrupted drama, watch a soap opera. This is our game and we take it seriously - that’s precisely why those moments matter.

One thing the situation in Iran has made crystal clear is that whichever country, regime, group or political ideology, no matter how vile, disgusting or repressive, however many people are massacred or exterminated, as long as they are anti-West, specifically anti-US (and by extension anti-Israel), they will have the unquestioning support of the majority of the liberal left and the entertainment world. The same “progressive left” who happily live in the west, profit from its relative freedoms, yet turn their activism on and off like a switch, or in some cases, even make a living out of it. It is disappointing and exhausting. But grateful to all those who have spoken out. Especially in the comedy community. It takes a lot of guts to do so when everyone around you is looking the other way.

They're still not listening 😂

California's Central Valley produces 80% of the world's almonds. Each almond requires 3.2 gallons of actual irrigation water to grow. Not rainfall. Actual tap water pumped from aquifers. One gallon of almond milk requires 162 gallons of irrigation water. Compare that to dairy milk at 8 gallons of tap water per gallon, with the rest being rainfall that falls on pasture anyway. But here's where it gets properly grim. Almonds bloom for exactly three weeks in February. During those three weeks, California needs every pollinating bee in North America transported to the Central Valley or the crop fails entirely. Commercial beekeepers truck in 31 billion honeybees. That's two-thirds of America's entire managed bee population, all concentrated in one valley for three weeks. The bees are packed into trucks, driven across the country, dumped into almond groves drenched in pesticides, worked to exhaustion, then packed up and shipped to the next crop. The mortality rate is catastrophic. Beekeepers report losing 30 to 50% of their hives annually. That's billions of bees dead. Not from natural causes. From being used as disposable pollination machines for your almond milk. The pesticides don't help. Almond groves are sprayed with neonicotinoids which scramble bee navigation systems, fungicides which weaken their immune systems, and herbicides which eliminate the wildflowers they'd normally forage on between almond blooms. Meanwhile the aquifer depletion is permanent. The Central Valley has sunk 28 feet in some areas from groundwater extraction. That water took 10,000 years to accumulate. It's being drained in decades for almond milk. Your vegan latte killed more bees and used more water than a year's worth of dairy milk. But it's got "plant-based" on the label so you're definitely saving the planet.

This is the best description of Keir Starmer I have ever read. From @mrianleslie

"Easily"

FT | Season's Greetings, Yellow Army! 🟡 3-1 #tufc | #TORWES

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

[High Performance Podcast] Santa: y'know how long it takes to make a list of every child in the world? And y'know what I do when I finish the list? Jake Humphrey: *nodding* deliver the presents Santa: *shaking his head* check it twice mate Jake: *grinning* fucking hell

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: “What’s your blood type?” “I’m probably a type O,” said the rabbit