Derek Quim

So Trump is stalling Iran until Friday, until the troops are in place, and then after market close he’ll say Iran messed up the negotiations to justify a ground invasion. We all agree that’s what’s going to happen?

@everymovieplug Mindhunter

Name a cancelled tv show that deserves another season.

@JesterJum It's sesame, you bell end

Ive been alive 33 years and I just realized the saying is "Open Says Me" and not "Open Sesame"

I coauthored the study you fuckhead.

@Maga_Trigger 100

On a scale of 1-10 how much do you think this was staged?

@NDesmaziers @ToryWipeout 🔔🔚

@ToryWipeout That's the best decision reform can make to be honest.

Blow smoke in kids faces like we did in the 70s, make Britain great again!

@EVPuzzle @OctopusEnergy Mine is 8p. Go figure.

Just got my @OctopusEnergy new Intelligent Go tariff for April 1st 5.2p🤔 More than my daughter's basic GO 5p tariff and less than some have reported at 3.49 p Am I imagining it or does the tariff now vary per customer ?

@Beno10_MFC 12

It's not as easy as it may look. How many dots do you see?

@itsmemyra__ You are a TWAT

Write any word that starts with "T"and ends with "T"

@KeeganBig @IanHollo @talkSPORT @Everton Exactly 💯

@IanHollo @talkSPORT @Everton Who wants to know what his view is? He was a shit footballer now stealing a living as a shit pundit.

Jaime O'Hara comments in Nov 25 on @talkSPORT “When you look at the @Everton Stadium, it looks like Spurs, but just not as big. It’s like a toy version of it. Everyone wants to copy our stadium!” I wonder what his current view now is ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 UTFT COYB 💙⚽

@Anshra_fatima07 91

Only high IQ people will spot the pattern. What is 19=?

@OperHealAmerica Who cares?

Muslims do not believe that Jesus is God. It’s that simple. Don’t overcomplicate it.

@kendalljayyzhxu Zero

What comes next ?

@Maximdidierr Me

deleting in 24 hrs, whoever Iikes and says “me”, I’ll send you a number on dm. that's how much you won from me.

@Arden_2210 18

If you solve this, your IQ is high 🔥 What should come instead of ?

@daremarket 544

the number was 427. nobody got it. let's run it back: $200 double or nothing. guess a number between 1 and 1,000

@DreamsUnchartd It's also bullshit

You know what? Yeah, that's kind of weird.

@DefiantLs I literally had a dream about my phone last night

Huh

@c2c_Rail Was it a shoe?

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You voted Beto as the Player of the Matchweek ⭐ The first @Everton player to win the award this season 🔵