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welcome to my humble atoad

I paid $50 dollars for this shit

oic

@stickfigureate I signed an NDA

i’m going to need you to explain the relationship gap on your resume

If you've ever helped empty out a boomers garage you know "we were just smart with our money and didn't buy tons of bullshit" is a bald faced lie.

I haven't seen any good or bad reviews for Mandy and Grogo, unanimously mediocre ig

how it started how it's going

@enjoyer_liberty You can just name things

you should be able to rename your girlfriend when you start dating

@metroadlib She should just become a playwright, problem solved

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!! WHAT?!!!

Feels like Sunday

Generational Splash

@Jason @beffjezos Sports were much better when the teams had more limitations on roster building

@beffjezos Sports teams recruit the best of the best, globally, in order to win... the US should be no different.

Ok, gloves off. Fuck it. CCP wants US open borders to dissolve the US and render it dysfunctional. FSB wants US closed borders to maximize multipolarity / break ties with allies in their backyard. Anybody pushing for any of these extremes is a useful idiot to foreign agents.

@EliasGravesLit Fuck a mocha latte she had a house

Dear Gen Z: My mother ate LARD sandwiches when she was a girl. She lived in a dirt floor shack with no electricity or indoor plumbing. She wore dresses made from flour sacks. Fuck you and your whining about the cost of a mocha latte.

"you're someone's crush"

Standing off business

noticer not ice r

@Howlingmutant0 the only thing worse than a famous sodomite is an infamous sodomite

Who thought it was a good idea to have the feed sporadically snap to the top why is it still like this

This app is so annoying. You guys are great though. I'm just trying to find a post but won't let me scroll my own tweets. Very functional.

half of the "rw"