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@captive_dreamer then who was phone

Jeffrey Epstein is dead.

Hollywood is getting cooked This scenes looks like a movie Made with Seedance 2.0

Honestly who cares

You guys are really hung up on the pyrotechnics thing

@nypost Shouldn't all children be born of love

Arnold Schwarzenegger helping train love child at Venice gym for bodybuilding debut trib.al/GI9jT6N

I got a (translators note) in an auto generated translation

Grateful for every day

date a center

overheard in san francisco “the dating market can stay retarded longer than I can stay fertile”

Man who would never do physical labor unless under threat of violence thinks you have a "slave mentality"

@slipsilv3r Hope he knows how to swim

Talking to an ant: Oh buddy, you need to get home.

@buttonneyes "So what're you in for?"

im sorry but these swans all packed up waiting to be released looks so funny to me😭😭😭

@slipsilv3r How else was he supposed to learn

So, I got in trouble in like 1st grade because I was taking a shit and Roger (the class retard) decided to peer over the divider. I stood up and hit him. He fell into his toilet. Somehow, this reflected poorly on me.

Did I ever tell you the tale of Roger the Retard?

My brother in crust

@gregthesorcerer Fetch

Magic Wand to your head name a spell

lovebombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)

The inspiration My Art

Mario Galaxy's gonna have an after credits scene with the blue furry isn't it