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It’s opening day for the Milwaukee Brewers!
This is the perfect time for a flashback to when @ScottWalker celebrated opening day by drinking an expired beer, and eating a bun with no brat.
Fuck Scott Walker🖕
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Donald Trump doesn't care that you're paying more at the gas pump. In fact, he expected you to pay more.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: "I thought oil prices would go up more and I thought the stock market would go down more. It hasn't been nearly as severe as I thought."
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As we continue to honor Women's History Month, we're proud to spotlight Police Officer Kelli Kaelin and her partner, K-9 Bak, with Chicago Police Department K-9 Unit.
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Jon Husted’s corruption costs Ohioans too much.
It’s time for him to go.
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It's not because Marquayne is a plumber, Mike.
It's because Marquayne is a drooling moron.
Mike Lee@BasedMikeLee
Elitist bastard can’t handle a plumber—even a phenomenally successful one—becoming DHS secretary Sad
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The Sheriff just issued a statement that Ridglan is exempt from cruelty laws because it's involved in "teaching" and "research." This is a lie. The vast majority of Ridglan dogs are in production barns.
Does this look like "teaching"?
Or an abusive puppy mill?
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@JesseRogersESPN Sox fans need to remember this next time this homer drops an opinion about the Sox
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Number of times Senate Democrats have tried to fund TSA: 10
Number of times the @SenateGOP has blocked TSA funding: 10
Thank Senate Republicans for the chaos at our airports.
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Is this a joke?
This is a joke, right?
Texas tax payers shelled out over $6 MILLION dollars to settle a case where Ken Paxton’s own staff sued him for firing them for being #whistleblowers in his corruption case.
Protect our tax dollars?!?
He literally steals them.
Attorney General Ken Paxton@KenPaxtonTX
I’m proud to sign @taxreformer’s Taxpayer Protection Pledge. As your Senator, I will always fight for low taxes and small government!
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All over the country, authorities refuse to protect defenseless pups. This must end.
If the government won’t rescue the pups, we will.
Leisha@LoneStarChica
I cannot stop thinking about Mirabel. A tiny, defenseless puppy in Texas who was choked with a belt, pinned by her neck, kicked in the face, and beaten on camera. Four months old. Eleven pounds. Sick, weak, and unable to fight back. Even with clear video evidence, the District Attorney @SeanTeareHCDAO refused to press charges. Mirabel never got justice. Across Texas, other cases with video evidence have led to arrests: El Paso, Hunt County, Odessa, Van Zandt, Webb, and Dallas. Prosecutors acted. But in Harris County, documented cruelty can go unpunished. I have emailed the DA, the mayor, every Houston City Council member, my Texas House representatives, and my Texas senator. I will keep speaking up until someone does the right thing. Mirabel deserved protection. She deserved accountability. She deserved charges to be filed. I am not letting this go. Justice for Mirabel. Always.
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Sara Netanyahu claims her children are the real victims in today’s world. She says they have suffered shaming and violence simply because of who their father is.
Hey Sara have your children been bombed out of their beds? Have they been raped and tortured to death? Have they been buried alive? Have their organs been removed. Have they been starved to death?
No? Then take a seat and shut the fuck up.
x.com/ShadowofEzra/s…
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He was driving his Corvette 156 miles an hour down a residential street, hit a woman and she burned alive with her dog, screaming for help as her dog barked in agony. 3 years in prison
Why isn’t a DUI alone 5 years in prison? Everyone has access to Uber and Lyft now. Murder/Manslaughter should be life (80+ years) in prison. Would prevent so much crime
Polymarket Football@PolymarketBlitz
Henry Ruggs is eligible for parole in August. He is only 27 years old. Should he try to make a NFL comeback?
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@704beefcake @cody__cubs Not without taking off his shoes and Bregman’s
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@Lrayox @cody__cubs i think he recently learned how to count to 115 million actually
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10 Cubs Predictions for 2026 season
- Ben Brown is unlocked and plays a major role
- Miguel Amaya plays a full season and becomes a major offensive threat
- Matt Shaw has a 4+ WAR season
- PCA steals 55+ bases
- Jaxon Wiggins earns/steals a spot in the starting rotation
- Michael Busch becomes an All-Star
- Dansby Swanson has a career low in Ks
- Moises Ballesteros catches 35-50 games
- Nico Hoerner wins batting title
- Craig Counsell smiles at least once
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Starting tomorrow, I will not be in D.C. as my wife undergoes a routine surgery.
I appreciate your understanding as I spend time with her during her recovery.
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Great news -Trump is livid
Its a win for Arctic seals, against nature hater Trump whose plans would have been devastating for Arctic Seals
Ninth Circuit reinstates 160 million acres of critical habitat for Arctic seals
courthousenews.com/ninth-circuit-…
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We have given you the chance to fund TSA TEN times.
Each and EVERY time you have chosen not to.
Your delusion won’t change the facts, and Americans see exactly what’s happening.
Senate Republicans@SenateGOP
Democrats are holding our TSA agents hostage because they care more about protecting illegal aliens. They’d like to sell you that they’re working hard, but they couldn’t even show up to work today:
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This is the face of an evil cunt who protects pedophiles, even after seeing all the videos and pictures of the horrific abuse. There’s a special place in hell for Pam Bondi.
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Except for polio, measles, pneumococcal, HPV to name but a few
RosieM@RosieM1276203
Not a single childhood vaccine has had a full placebo controlled trial.
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Fighting for Ohio workers and getting sh*t done.
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