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Luke Flywalker

@LucasFlywalker

Houston,TX Katılım Mart 2009
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Luke Flywalker@LucasFlywalker·
@ArcVyck No, because why do I want an up close reflection of me taking a dump? Also, the only people taking a shower in my bathroom is my wife & I, & we've seen each other naked plenty of times. The biggest issue is that stupid ass showed w/out a door. Cold air just rushing up in there.
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ArcVYCK@ArcVyck·
Would you have this in your bathroom?
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Luke Flywalker@LucasFlywalker·
@MickeyBlowtorch Cilantro and onion tacos 😂. Chef threw all the cilantro on the middle taco and didn't have any left for the 3rd one.
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Mickey Blowtorch@MickeyBlowtorch·
Tacos in Denver. I don’t know what I’m doing anymore.
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Luke Flywalker@LucasFlywalker·
@mikebryant1978 *Nobody likes you pussy. And even if nobody likes me, I still got your panties in a bunch just by correcting your inability to properly structure a sentence. Look how mad you are at random nobody on X. All vulgar and angry in a Chick-fil-A thread. 😂😂😂
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Luke Flywalker@LucasFlywalker·
2 days of cold weather turned into a week without power for some people. Being prepared is fine, but the crazy panic is nuts.
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BEN BALLER™@BENBALLER·
Me and my 3 kids having lunch at Chick-fil-A. I swear 10 years ago this was the price of a sit down meal at a restaurant for us with 20% tip included.
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Luke Flywalker@LucasFlywalker·
@Lefty305_ @Chilis Maybe, I wouldn't know. You wouldn't either. But go off with your unfounded generalizations king.
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Luke Flywalker@LucasFlywalker·
@Tonyyy312 @BENBALLER No I didn't. The app hides meal details by default, so you have to click "show details" to see everything.
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Luke Flywalker@LucasFlywalker·
@JON_GUERRA9 Luckily my office is nearby. I'll still have to Uber over, but I'm okay paying that over the parking costs.
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🤨@JON_GUERRA9·
Opening day Thursday. Sweet 16 Thursday and Friday Two conventions at GRB. Parking is going to be $75 downtown LMAO
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2000 Toyota Camry CE@XV20_Camry·
Gayest possible two car solution might be happening soon
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Luke Flywalker@LucasFlywalker·
@XV20_Camry 😂 Z3 seems like an expensive pain in the ass (if you could find one), so I'd say a Miata or MX5 Miata would be one of the cars. Final answer.
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Nick Scurfield@NickScurfield·
Precheck line at the Houston airport this morning. Never seen it like this before
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Luke Flywalker@LucasFlywalker·
@yoxics It's okay to use the word "die" when typing out a tweet. You don't to censorship jail.
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yoxic@yoxics·
Jynxzi gives his honest opinions on Call Of Duty 👀 "Its literally slop at this point.. you spawn in run, jump, shoot, d*e, respawn.. I don't even know of anyone who plays COD anymore. When was the last time your friend has said lets hop on COD tonight?"
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Luke Flywalker@LucasFlywalker·
@Binchyyyy @longlu92 @BENBALLER My arithmetic was fine, but I used the wrong number to start my problem. I used cash paid ($100.10) as the total, which wasn't the case.
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Ginny Gin Gin@Binchyyyy·
@LucasFlywalker @longlu92 @BENBALLER You make fun of him for not punctuating the end of a damn tweet and yet you don’t know enough basic arithmetic to realize your Texas meal is more than half the price of hers🤣
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Cam.@CamWitDaCam·
@joydeangela Most people forget about re-occurring payments
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