Alexander Ludi

@NUFC360 @opaleak Have to admit, this is garbage. Spammed merch all season to go along with sky high prices. Adidas clearly doesn’t give a shit. At this rate I’d rather have Castore

Newcastle United’s 26/27 Season Home Kit confirmed after leaks from official Marketing photos. 📷 @opaleak | #NUFC

@SkyNews GTA 6 made by a British studio will prove this is a nothing article oh and Fable also made by a British studio the same Studio who just released the latest and popular Forza Horizon…..

Britain's gaming boom faces an uncertain future trib.al/pTGVU1a

@Hsports_HD EDDIE HOWE

Who do you bet will be sacked first next season?

@ConnorRC10 @CraigHope_DM @LukeEdwardsTele @SkySports_Keith Interesting that they are quiet now….i think it’s finally over.

🚨 Waiting for the @CraigHope_DM @LukeEdwardsTele and @SkySports_Keith PR crap, praising Howe for finishing 12th after a so called "difficult season". Also them blaming our strikers, last summer window and the other crap excuses, but not questioning or criticising Howe. All they talk about is everything is wrong but Eddie Howe it's pathetic. #NUFC

@CoachMeron No coming back from 17 losses. Players and staff think it’s acceptable. No consequences for bad performances or accountability. Key players faking injuries clearly. Rip it up and start again including coaches. I am afraid to say the obvious. But Pif look asleep at the wheel.

The biggest thing Howe needs to fix if he stays at Newcastle this summer? If the first plan doesn’t work, we are terrible at adapting mid-game.

@NUFC But but but fixture congestion

Goal. Cairney makes it two. [2-0] 81'

@NUFC Tonali’s agent. Say you injured now!

A late change to our starting XI as Joe Willock comes in for Sandro Tonali who suffered an injury in the warm-up 🔄

@NUFC The fans are right. Next year do better with these graphics.

HOWAY THE LADS! 👊

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@Dana55692117 @YaBoyRoshi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@YaBoyRoshi The robot apocalypse ended by stairs. 😄

IM CRYING! 😂😂

@TeleFootball @LukeEdwardsTele 🚨OBVIOUSLY: Newcastle United signed a 6 year contract.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle United want to keep Nick Woltemade for a second season as they believe he will be more effective now that he understands the demands of English football @LukeEdwardsTele has the full story ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@NUFC Excellent

"Progress at this club cannot and will not stand still." 👊 Take a look at the improvements being made behind-the-scenes this summer as we're investing more than £30 million across all of our facilities ⤵️

@ExpressionsOOZ The next Best of Enemies will be livestream from an underground bunker. 🤣

I’m just trying to go outside 😭

@ArtOfDialogue_ Man is walking in a minefield with slippers.

“There’s a part of me that enjoys fighting so much.” Michael Jai White says he’s trying to evolve from the “I wish a motherf*cker would” mindset as he opens up about not being tested or sized up by other men. (🎥 Holdin Court Podcast/Youtube)

🚨: NASA plans to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before It will be a very long and hard mission.

@theawayfans 5) players to only sprint in straight lines. A curved sprint will result in 10 min ban on sprinting for said offender 6) Spiting will result in a yellow card. You better hold that in son (gulp)😳 7) you get the point

German referee Patrick Ittrich has suggested making the following changes to football's rules: 1) "For a tactical foul in midfield, a free-kick should be awarded 17 metres from goal. How often will we see such fouls then?" 2) "If the player rolls on the floor three times and needs a doctor, get him one and make him wait on the sideline for 3 minutes. How quickly do you think the player will stand up?" 3) "If a player insults the referee, send them off for 10 minutes to calm down. Go cycling to warm up before coming back in. We can learn from handball in that respect." 4) "How is a referee surrounded by 10 men after a decision? In my opinion, boom, boom, boom — three red cards. Play seven against ten now. That'd be fine by me."

@EGTVEgal I hope you boys have medical insurance 🏴🏳️

Marty from AFTV just said Tino Livramento transfer from Newcastle to Arsenal is as good as done 👀

@davez2010 So our entire RB department is out. That means at least 2 perhaps 3 new players for that position alone in summer.

@davez2010 Knew he wasn’t injured 🤣🤣🤣

Tino Livramento spent 5 and a half months out injured this season. The majority of #NUFC fans would be more than happy to cash in this summer I reckon 💰 Tino can be replaced with an injury free Right Back 💯.

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