Shaun

@Dickwith2dogs BEST F&C AT INGHAMS.

Filey

@LettersDesk What jolly japes.

The golden age of school trips telegraph.co.uk/opinion/2026/0…

@centre_right_ Perhaps Baron Houchen can explain the number one position.

The most crime ravaged cities and towns. Labour controls every police force on this list and 8 of the councils. Not a coincidence 😐

@SarahLudford @metpoliceuk Cycling Proficiency Test is a must.

London pedestrians are more at risk these days from cyclists than from vehicles. They swarm the pavements, sail through red lights & ped crossings, & if you remonstrate they of course swear & shout at you to fuck off. National, London & local govt & @metpoliceuk do nothing.

@DrNeilStone Thank you Dr.

Doctor here Worked in a hospital in the UK during Covid No TikTok dances at ours Or YouTube for that matter Just a very full intensive care unit packed with people dying from Covid Wasn't a hoax I was there You weren't Glad I could clear that up for you

@loinersview Beau Falloon must push him close.

Tui Lolohea Worst player I’ve ever seen in SL

@WG_RumblePants @LukeKempner Kevin Connolly is far better.

Just stumbled across this on Instagram. Bravo @LukeKempner 😂👏👏

@CliveWismayer Difference between a Dutch Breakfast and a Dutch Lunch ? Ans, about four hours.

No country gets everything right. Germans, Italians, French & Belgians do not put up with crap food. Right now, very unusually, I’m into fruit. I tried an 🍎 & a 🍑. Both beautiful to look at. Van Gogh might have painted them. But absolutely no taste, like eating cardboard. The Dutch are somehow the world’s second largest food exporters (stunning fact) but man, they need to work on the fruit. Neither is Dutch bread that great, ranking alongside the crap that passes for bread in the UK. One of the delights of travel is delicious, crusty bread. Sorry dear Dutch friends, but facts are facts.

@Hepworthclare Lieu days off perhaps.

@Chickens_Lips @rstk8 @JeremyClarkson A deal was offered but that nice Mr Johnson wanted us to be treated just like folk from Australia, Afghanistan, Azerbaijan and........I could go on.

@rstk8 @JeremyClarkson The EU, if they wanted, could have negotiated a Common Travel Area agreement much like they do in Ireland but they chose to punish us. This is by choice.

Brexit enthusiasts: I hope you’re all enjoying the queues at your holiday airports this year.

@Johnnypapa64 Must make the top ten of Best British Films of all time.

Billy Flies The Kestrel in Kes (1969)

@legsidelizzy Is that Matthew Valentine Fleming of Kent and England ?

Fleming a good appointment. From what I know of him he’s a thoughtful well respected guy who importantly should work well with McCullum

@WG_RumblePants Or Matthew Valentine Fleming , after all they both played for Kent.

Do you think that maybe Key actually meant to appoint Damien Fleming and just phoned the wrong Fleming? It does seem like the kind of thing he would do.

@WiltsAnnabelle Like Bishops and other folk in the House of Lords or is that English exceptionalism and Ok ?

Brexit was never about Ptolemy and Jemima getting faster tickets to go inter railing on their gap yah. It was, is, and always will be about the sovereignty of our Parliament and the ability for British people to elect (and remove) the people who make our laws.

@MancTotter He was in French waters - called sovereignty I think.

Can someone tell me what is the return on investment we taxpayers get on Chris Philps? Absolute liability #bbcbreakfast #r4today

@jcartlidgemp @CPhilpOfficial @wesstreeting I believe Mr Philp and his charter were in French territorial waters - reckon the navy ship may refer to this as sovereignty .

This is pretty shocking stuff from the French navy. My Shadow Cabinet colleague @CPhilpOfficial is a British politician, not the navy of a hostile state. I hope @wesstreeting will be condemning this intimidation & demanding an urgent explanation from his French counterpart.

@PaulBrandITV Equity Managers tend to disagree with that.

Louise Casey makes the point that care is underpaid compared to the NHS - another example of a Cinderella service so painfully laid bare during Covid-19. Care workers get an average annual salary of £23k. NHS healthcare worker starts on £25k. We undervalue care as a society.

@GaylardJennifer Meretricious individual.

He needs to buck his ideas up, not pinch Keir Starmer's ideas, and start acting like a Prime Minster, instead of acting like a cheap, car salesman.

@DaddyCoffee73 @BBC @Ofcom Name the source Beeb or its just gossipy tittle tattle or fake.

Why on earth would a @BBC presenter interrupt an interview with the leader of a major political party to read out a private text message from a Reform MP on a completely unrelated topic? @Ofcom, can we look into this? I suspect bribery. They have form.

@SeppBlatter The Kushner Family may disagree .

The close relationship between the FIFA President and the US President has reached a financial dimension that is deeply damaging football. No one has the right to sell our game. #GianniInfantino #DonaldTrump #FIFA #UEFA #USA #Sellout