Scruffy Luke

@OrientBanter It will all be okay little buddy ❤️

I've said it once and I'll say it many times again, Bristol City are an incredibly strange fan base. Trying to somehow pick out Richies joke and ignore everything else he said is embarrassing. Simply put Bristol City thought we were Little Leyton Orient and offered us 2.5m Turns out Little Bristol City can't afford him and the deal is now dead. Facts!

@GBNEWS I bet they wouldn't

‘I have no doubt that if we were in a similar situation to Ukraine, absolutely Brits would stand up and fight.’ Sonia Sodha and Kelvin Mackenzie discuss a report indicating that 6 per cent of Britons would volunteer to defend the UK if the nation faced threats.

@mikeybloys @ZiaYusufUK Genesis 9:6 an eye for an eye.

@ZiaYusufUK So will you bring back capital punishment? It seems you are an expert in mental health and seem to know that he's incurable so I can reasonably assume you'd rather he was dead. Is that one of the good Christian values you reformers want to bring back?

It is OUTRAGEOUS that the monstrous Southport killer is being transferred out of prison into a hospital. This savage murdered 3 little girls and tried to murder 8 more. He must not be considered a patient.  He is a prisoner. Whatever treatment is deemed necessary must never come at the expense of justice. This is a sickening disgrace. Britain’s justice system is utterly broken. It needs to be totally overhauled. That’s what Reform will do.

@FabrizioRomano Welcome to England 😉

🚨🔵 All documents are signed for Valentín Barco to join Chelsea from Strasbourg after the agreement done since May. The Argentinian will soon be announced as new #CFC player and welcomed by Xabi Alonso. Here we go, 100% confirmed.

@BristolCity This is brilliant 👏

📣 We’re delighted to announce that Louis Carey has been appointed as our Under-21s Head Coach. Welcome back Louis. 🤝

@miriam_cates Wow you've changed.

This 'joke' is not offensive because it was never intended to reach the ears of those it could offend. We all say things in private that we would never dream of saying in public. It's called being a normal human being. What is NOT normal is to pretend this is somehow outrageous.

@pokeefe1 @Ben03545981 @SniersMoregut It was 1-0.

@Ben03545981 @SniersMoregut Nothing but they came to mind immediately

A fire sale described as winning? From a relegated side West Ham that

@ManUtdEthos @UtdFanChika @FabrizioRomano He started at City as a right wing back. Never a 10. More of an 8.

@UtdFanChika @FabrizioRomano I've seen a lot of him. Started at Bristol City as a 10 he was outstanding in Championship games I saw. He has played as an 8 at Bournemouth & been quality. The rumours say he will go to Arsenal as it's close to where he is now & London plus they won the league last season.

🚨❌ Alex Scott and his camp informed Bournemouth about decision to turn down second proposal over new deal. Bournemouth insist to keep the player and open to include a release clause into new contract but no agreement yet. Premier League top clubs, attentive. 👀

Before Windows95, before Oasis released Wonder Wall and before OJ Simpson faced trial, our new PM Andy Burnham had a job. He had a job as a journalist working for a little publishing company for 3 years. This is the only job any of the new UK Government Cabinet has had. Other than those three years, more than 30 years ago the entire cabinet has only ever worked in tax payer funded roles. None of them have ever had to make a sale. None of them have been paid to pour a pint. None have felt a sick feeling about making payroll. None have been answerable to investors. In the UK 50% of the jobs are small businesses and almost ALL of the jobs growth is small businesses. None of them has ever started, owned or run one. Wouldn’t it be nice if just one of them had some experience in making a small business profitably grow before having a crack at the 7th largest economy. Imagine what it must feel like to KNOW that your wage is paid for by the tax-payer. Imagine the certainty and security working for a government that never fires anyone for anything. Imagine how it would feel knowing you could blow out a budget with no real consequences or you could completely screw up a project and nothing bad would happen. Imagine that level of insulation and comfort for decades. I can’t. I’ve been in business for the last 25 years. If I don’t sell I don’t eat. If I screw up I face very real consequences very fast. Millions of small businesses are being asked to get out there and hire people and grow the economy by a team of people who’ve never had a proper job. Surely something isn’t right with that?

@wesstreeting At least it wasn't a joke about pushing people under trains

I hope everyone can see there was no ill intent behind this ribbing of the new Justice Secretary - it was a reference to an old May/Clarke joke. But I appreciate these are very serious issues and am sorry for any offence inadvertently caused by this moment of levity.

@wesstreeting This sounds very Reform of you

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Labour will never privatise the NHS. We’ll work with the private sector to cut NHS waiting lists while we build the staff, the equipment and the technology the NHS needs to treat patients on time.

They played a blinder. First the arrest of an innocent man & the immediate statement that it had nothing to do with politics. Then second arrest & keeping his name hidden until all social media scrubbed. Within 36 hours the 'right wing' terror plot, that wasn't. The Regime.

@GBPolitcs Identical statements. Clown world

🚨NEW: Wes Streeting and Shabana Mahmood have both apologised after being caught on 'hot mic' joking about Labour's scheme to release prisoners early in very similar posts on X

@OrientBanter £3.5m + hefty add-ons 😉

I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣. 3 Bristol City fans sent me the other team sheet saying "he's already in Bristol". It's getting annoying now, everytime one Bristol City fan posts a fake rumour a number of other tag me in it. Never seen such a strange set of obsessive fans in my life. It's almost inspirationinal 🤣

@ShabanaMahmood No. Everyone can not see that. You are evil.

I think everyone can see there was no ill intent behind this ribbing of the new Lord Chancellor - a role I once filled and which comes with immense challenges thanks to the vandalism inflicted on our justice system by the last Conservative government. But I appreciate this is an extremely serious issue and do not want anyone to mistake this moment of levity for a lack of serious intent.

The UK has just appointed the worst kind of person to Attorney General An Afghan asylum seeker named Ahmad Mulakhil raped a 12 year old girl and filmed the entire attack as a trophy Another migrant named Mohamed Abdulraziq dragged a 5 year old girl off the street and sexually assaulted her In both cases their sentences were argued to be too lenient for their crimes Both cases were sent to Labour MP Ellie Reeves for review In both cases she rejected the appeals and said the light sentences were just fine Under her watch expect more migrants to get tiny sentences for raping children

@RobinsXtra @jvin0404 If that's true then I apologise. Could have mixed you up with another

@LukeNolan178334 @jvin0404 never deleted it mate i never have said it would be announced at 10 i said it will be soon

👀🔴⏰ #bristolcity

@RobinsXtra @jvin0404 Vanished in to thin air has it... 😉

@LukeNolan178334 @jvin0404 find where i said 10 pm yesterday go on

@RobinsXtra @jvin0404 You said 10pm, yesterday. Then its a day/up to a week. I see you 👀 copy cat...

@jvin0404 don’t worry i recon you can sleep don’t think he’ll be here yet give it a day to up to a week

@leytonorientear £3.5m + hefty add-ons 😉

With Dom’s move to the Championship all but confirmed, we take a look at the fate of the last ten League One Golden Boot winners to see whether £5m plus add-ons is fair value (Tl;dr - it is) #LOFC theleytonorientear.substack.com/p/hot-ballard-…