Luke Philpott

@exfootballfan @jordan_egerton @JamieMourant

De Ligt is never going to play football again, it’s all being completely hushed up by the club at the moment, Carrick doesn’t want the team being distracted in the run-in if the news breaks out. The players themselves haven’t even been told, it’s going to be the biggest news in football when it breaks – a couple of years ago he decided he wanted to live as a woman and started taking hormone pills, it’s why Bayern got rid for nothing and no other clubs were in for him. Utd thought it was worth a punt just for past reputation. It’s weakened his body which is why he’s only managed 90 minutes here and there. Remember the “bruised back” early in the season? Hormones. After the Palace game he decided he wanted to go through the full gender reassignment surgery, that’s why he’s not been seen since. He had it done last week. FA say he can’t be in the men’s game any more. He has chopped his dick off.

@EPLBible @jordan_egerton

Ffs. 💀

Happy anniversary 😍

@CfcBlay Is that your chin @jordan_egerton

Name the 4 Players

@capvirgvl @jordan_egerton @JamieMourant

@nufcpb @jordan_egerton

Some piece on the boy there

@NoContextKeaneo @jordan_egerton @JamieMourant

@joshpearson180 @jordan_egerton @JamieMourant 😂😂

Must have watched this about 10 times and it gets funnier each time ffs

@greggislocallfc @jordan_egerton

I know im not going crazy when I say I can see Arne Slot in the second image

@BurneyMac88 @jordan_egerton

When the Mrs takes a hotel balcony photo on holiday before you go out for food at night.

@Nozza_ @JamieMourant

We Used To Be A Proper Country etc etc

@declancfc67 @jordan_egerton @JamieMourant @GregTurner_AFC

I never want to see Brendan at Celtic Park again, unforgivable saying that

@downeytrev @jordan_egerton

@SteveLovesAmmo @jordan_egerton @JamieMourant @GregTurner_AFC

I’m deceased 😂😂😂

@Toffeeblue1878 @jordan_egerton

What. The. Fuck. 🤯

@BGatesIsaPyscho @jordan_egerton

Come visit New York they said, it will be fun they said, see the sights they said….

@SkyRacingAU @aus_turf_club @tabcomau @JamieMourant

Sweet Caroline never sounded so good 🎶 About 50,000 strong at a sold-out Randwick before the TAB Everest 🙌🌟 @aus_turf_club @tabcomau

@TheGriftReport @jordan_egerton

@Todd_Spence @JonnyFalle

@whu_l1am @JamieMourant @jordan_egerton