Luké Fiasco

Who called it “water polo” when bathketball is still available?

Cybertruck drivers get allllll the AI pussy.

The craziest part about Donald Trump giving Iran another 48 hours to reopen the Strait of Hormuz is that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein

Pam Bondi will be remembered as the AG who watched videos and saw images of powerful men raping kids and decided to protect the men.

Druski doing too much now

Bombing Iran on behalf of Israel because the clock is running out.

I think the hardest part of the current political climate is realizing how many people are actually just evil. Not misinformed or uneducated... just openly and happily enjoying other people's suffering.

@AnnCoulter Biden’s dementia was obvious for the first time at the debate. He was out within weeks. Because Democrats aren’t a cult, you miserable, barren harpy.

Democrats will do anything for power, even torture dementia patients, like Biden and Mueller, as the front men for their shenanigans.

Trump sold secrets.

@mark_slapinski @rebelcave Cool. Anonymous has NEVER come through. They are the deadbeat dads of internet boogeymen.

They refuse to provide the records of these $1B in transactions because they were money laundering and sex trafficking. Everyone involved with Epstein AND the cover up deserves the guillotine.

Turns out it was WW3

@FBIDirectorKash @FBI Great job protecting the pedophiles, you dwarf.

Staying mission ready with @FBI New Agent trainees 🇺🇸

Everyone in the child rapist ring and everyone who helped cover it up deserves the death penalty.

@maddenifico @donwinslow He’s lying. He made up some bullshit and he’s trying to hide that it’s bullshit by lying about it. This isn’t hard, Fellas.

Markwayne Mullin is one of the sketchiest motherfuckers in congress. I cannot imagine having this hotheaded, self-important lunatic heading up Trump's Nazi ICE Gestapo. 😳👇

Please repost: I've been shadowbanned.

Rep. Thomas Massie found the Alexander brothers in the Epstein files. The DOJ redacted their last name. Kash Patel said there was no sex trafficking evidence in the files. All three brothers were just convicted of it.

@BulwarkOnline @Timodc @esaagar Yes, raping children is a notoriously “bad look.” What are we doing here?

" It's obvious that their social relationship was deep and that's a bad look." "He has very little empathy, but one of the groups he has empathy for is men who are accused of sexually harassing people." @Timodc and @esaagar on Trump's Epstein coverup.

BOMBSHELL: Trump Accuser Got Payoff from Jeffrey Epstein Estate! Today Epstein's former accountant testified under oath to Congress that a Trump accuser “was given a settlement” by Jeffrey Epstein’s estate. Epstein helped Trump cover up crimes! mediaite.com/media/news/bom…

@BishForCongress Bish, please. All you do is lose.

I was prepared to run for Congress in California’s 6th District. When Kevin Kiley announced Monday he was moving there, I kept my word to the Republican Party and stepped aside rather than challenge him. But on Friday, Kevin resigned from the Republican Party. That decision completely changed the dynamics of this race and left the 3rd District without a Republican candidate with the strength and recognition needed to win. So I’m stepping forward. I’m running for Congress in California’s 3rd District. To my supporters who remain in the 6th District, I need your support more than ever.
To those in the 3rd District who have supported me before, I’m asking you to stand with me again. The June primary is fast approaching. It’s all hands on deck. To take on Ami Bera and win, we need the resources to build a strong campaign now. He is entering unfamiliar territory, and this is the opportunity for Republicans and independents to come together, hold the House majority, and win this seat. Join the campaign today. #BishForCongress #CA03

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Rep. Ted Lieu says there is “ample evidence” in the full Epstein files alleging Donald Trump raped children. “This is all on videotape.”